WGMG: Waiting ages for somebody to come online and then not having the balls to talk to them, knowing you probably won't ever say what you want to

This.
I am exactly the same.

lol at you two. Say whatever the fuck you want online because if it is what I think it is theyre not going to take it seriously on a chat anyway. Until you say something in real life, even the deepest shit you could type online really has no gravity.

I am just a total dog/chicken.

This. Don't want to risk complicating the relationship that is in place even though the reward would be so great

This, I am going to meet up with her tomorrow.

I was in that phase for agesss. You reach a point where youve gotta jump though. Just before it does your fucking head in. And if you leave it a long time and it doesnt all work out for the best then it hurts even more.

My advice from my shit experience and where youre at:
Tell her explicitly that you like her ONLINE or text. dont infer it. stop flirting and make a real move. and dont tell her you think her vag would be nice to be in, not that type of explicit. She might not take you seriously but youve thrown it out there and you can follow it up the next day.
That would be the easiest way. You cant do all the talking online, thats pathetic. You can set the framing online though. The final step is telling her you like her in real life. Then the balls in her mouth.

I'm a pussy when it comes to this stuff but we have one class together and she asked if she could sit with me at the start of the year, I hadn't really noticed her at that stage so casualy agreed but I have realized her attractiveness since, she is physically attractive, not stunningly so but she has that infectious personality that makes her better than that. Funny, smart, easy to get along with and similar interests and aims in life but we are on different social levels if that makes sense, Im the average guy that people get along with and see me and my mates as the nice, kids who are good for a laugh but she is in the tier below popular with mint friends. We have become good friends and I value that too much to risk tbh even if it is killing me. End rant/sharing of emotions, not used to this shit

Fredsta mate. It's good to get it out there.

Mine is a little tougher than yours. We share similar interests and stuff but she is one of if not my best mates'(twins) younger sister (3 years younger) [size=1]*cue pedo jokes, seb ryall jokes etc*[/size]. We talk heaps and stuff but there is always something there that my mates will desert me because I like their sister...

Basically same on all accounts for me.
The social status thing is weird. This year ive bumped myself up while shes probably declined. Ive probably overtaken her since we stopped talking. Thats just confidence though. Couple of years ago Id get flustered when the hot chicks walked past. Now I flirt with them and have a laugh with some of them. As long as youve got a strong sense of self you should be able to hold your own against anyone.
I think at first you need to learn that a girl is just another person, you dont just have sex with them. Then you have to learn that hot girls are just another person, you dont just think about having sex with them. Then youre sweet. :lol:

ah yeah.. my ahh playbook doesnt cover that one. :lol:

Yeah true, tbh she is only fractionaly above me in the heirachy but a fair bit above most of my mates, I have risen a shitload this year too because I have become really close with two mates who are up there in the heirachy and people see me as funny but still I'm loyal to my mates and wouldn't leave them behind, I could become part of her group as I have a really good mate in her group but those two are the only ones I like in that group, the rest I don't know that well or seem like bitches

this is kinda of weird. Im between two groups aswell. One is always there, loyal, im the top in it, but can get a bit boring and they have no interest in girls apart from looking at them. The other group is cooler, im nearer the bottom in it, fun to party with, not always there though and have more female associates than you could imagine. Its hard. Again though, looking long term I doubt ill be spending much time next year with either of them so idc, especially at this stage of the year. I just swing from group to group like the whore I am.

The similarities in those situations are freakish man, I have my loyal mates I have always had and most of them will always be there but this year I have strengthened bonds with mates from another group higher up in the scale and I get invited to parties with them while many of my group don't and alot of the time they are more fun but the old group is security, as you say you are the top and there is comfort in that and the familiarity it brings

From my experience, attempting to get in with chicks has always lead to awkward moments which I hate. So I just don't try anymore seeing as I have more fun with mates

You just try to get in with your mates? Dont let S_F get wind of that.

Fail joke is fail

Hahaha you wrote it bro. Go back and read over it. It gets funnier each time. You forgot the no homo tags.



WGMG: Just realised the stitches in my dick are falling out. Theyre supposed to be falling out but it feels bad man.

You're a bigger troll that that PAOTZKI (?)

Buddha... The best mates sister? Haven't you seen the ad with Steves sister? :p

Keeping my man brand. Yes I have Avy.

WGMG: having a full house and having a guest stay over than the cunt decides to spend a good 25 minutes in the shower than another 15 just in the bathroom, don't worry about leaving hot water for anyone else.

He was just lucky I was sleeping at the time otherwise I would have decked him, told the other housemates that he is no longer welcome

WGMG: The daily updates from Bonkers about his dick stitches. We really don't need to know that shit, man.

My whole time in Melbourne it was fucking raining. Now I leave and it's great, and it's raining in Sydney #-o

AFL shenanigans :lol:

Wednesday & Thursday it was beautiful in Sydney, got up to 30 in the West. Beautiful beach weather.

+1.

Lets go rip some flares at AAMI Park today, in 'protest'. ;)

Wednesday was shit beach weather :lol: Windy as fuck an was freezing by about 4:30.

I'm going to the beach on Monday...Hopefully it's decent weather and according to my iPhone only day that isn't raining for a bit...

WGMG: Water-logged pitches. No cricket today :(