WGMG: Not wanting to care about how shit a team is playing, but finding that you do anyway. :evil:

Mums in hospital. Wouldn't wake up. She's been in hospital what I reckon would be 20 of the last 24 months. Better now, well awake etc.

well fingers crossed mate, you got me on facebook if you need me

WGMG: Bishes and their games. I dont like playing games anymore.
WGMG: when I try to cook stuff but forget to turn the dial up to 200c so the motherfucker is cooking for 30mins at 10c. Im fucking hungry nao!

I assume thats a typo because you wouldn't be cooking at 10C, you'd be Chilling:p

nah it was on 10 degrees for 30 mins. The thing was already at the right temp but I automatically turned it the complete wrong way. FML

You know room temperature's like 20 degrees. You're oven must be fucked if it goes that low.

This.

What sort of oven is it?

I was using the pizza oven.

Yeah but you would think any kind of oven wouldn't make food colder than it would otherwise be.

WGMG: splashback, not expecting any chicks to get it.

Who really gives a fuck? It goes from 0-230, my food was still frozen when I went to check it.

Enough of this. I think it says a lot about you that you put food in the oven and it comes out frozen.

Im not a female afterall?

hermaphroditic weasel perhaps.

Do you really not possess enough brain cells to turn an oven on without your mummy helping?

eugh :lol:

Im just not a pro when it comes to cooking food. You are fat and a woman so you obviously must be.

Do you actually have any proof that I'm either?

It's an oven not a 3 course meal ffs. The only skills needed are reading and common sense.

bitch youre just fat. everyone knows it. fuck off to the yellow fever forum.

Clearly not. He's a man, he doesn't need an oven to cook is food. That's for pussies. He eats his meat raw, fresh off the bone and bloody. What a manly man.

And you're a male, who can't cook for himself. By all rights, and according to Darwin, you should be dead.

Piss along the angle of the Urinal.

Someone's grumpy because he couldn't manage to turn on the oven [-x .

Don't worry:lol: he'll realise one day that women hate a man who can't fend for himself:lol:

More like he's grumpy because he hasn't been able to wank for ages or his dick will drop off.

Im always grumpy... you cunts.

No need to be mean ;) .

That's kind of bizarre logic when we all think you're such a wanker...

what?

It pertains to what I said before. Probably a touch too witty for you.