Was on the train the other week and there was a pack of asians doing this and speaking chinese and being really loud. This 60yo drug induced bum (who was pushing an empty pram) started moaning and then yelling at them. He yelled out something like "widdibiddibooodiiboodi" to mock them and it was the funniest thing ever.

WGMG: Gettin sick at a mates place and the subsequent trudge home

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This is the same thing my mate does, except he just walks around with them on his head all day. The same guy who listens to music all day.

"Be nice to nerds. One day they will be your boss."

Absolutely you have the last laugh.I enjoy taking money off people who used to give me shit in highschool at work. I'm fairly sure I win that one.

WGMG: Last year I wrote an assignment, I was going to recycle bits of it for this year...I did this two weeks ago knowing I had work training taht would get in thew ay of a last minute cram session to get it done...and I lost the fucking assignment.

WGMG: Mum's friend's daughter (about my age) pm's us all on facebook to say "it's ok, i'm still with my bf but my thing is single because i'm going to tell social welfare we aren't together so I can get more money" I say "fuck that shit, i don't pay taxes to line your pocket" and now her friends are getting into me about that. I don't care about that though.

The thing is, if she does it and gets caught, she'll be in deep shit for befrauding the government. Because I know she is, if she gets caught I potentially go down as well for knowing and not saying anything. If I dob her in, she goes down and we have a bust-up with our family friends. I'm trying to talk her out of it but it'll get messy if she does because i'll have no choice but to tell WINZ straight away.

EDIT: and now her friend is implying that i'm only complaining because I have white skin, and pakehas know nothing about financial struggles. Funny thing is, the girl actually ripping off the govt is white too. Also, I'm at uni spending the best part of four years paying for food, accommodation and everything else with less than $200NZD a week.

Edited by thewestisland: 27/10/2010 01:43:34 PM

Tell the boyfriend you slept with her.

I would, but I have never met him and the sheer logistics of it are mindboggling. It would involve about 1000km of travel to have gone there, smashed box, and come back.

:lol:

Just tell him you walked there. You came, conquered and left. Or is that conquered, came and left? 8-[

I saw, i came, i conquered?

WGMG: All of my friends constantly talking about dieting... "Omagosh carbs are disgusting! They're like so totally bad for you. I only eat soy bread 'cause it only has like 11 carbs and normal bread has like 30! Omagosh!"
...Omagosh like STFU!!

Why cant I find a girl like this? Not you, like your friends. :lol:

Tell them they arent hardcore no-carbers until theyve done keto for 3 months.

That's just stupid, you're supposed to eat a balance of foods. It never would cross my mind that you would say something like that about me.

Yeah youre supposed to consume a balanced diet if you want to be healthy.
But if your goal isnt to be as healthy as possible then you need something else. Itd make it a lot easier if I had someone checking the labels for me. :lol:

Well their goal is to lose weight (even though they're already like sticks). Anyway, carbs are yummy.

Yeah I cut carbs out when I diet. Its a lot more effective than just cutting calories and a lot easier than doing a heap of cardio.

The thing thats really grinding my gears now are all these people who think theyre going to get big and ripped, or girls thinking theyre going to get a flat stomach after exams just in time for schoolies. Get real people, you left it too late.

You diet??

WGMG: RTA testing officers. That is all.

ok, kind of wierd

+1:lol: What happened?

What does RTA mean?

Roads and Traffic Autority

Dragon Lady at Miranda if you went there? :P

Our sub today was telling us how she raged her for failing her son.

To cut a long story short, I failed in about the first 30 seconds. I "obstructed the crash avoidance space" of an oncoming car but I'm 99% sure there was about 4 seconds between me and him. AND he was in the other lane. I'll put it into a picture...

Okay picture didn't work.

Oh well. First go. But everyone I know has passed first off! Even the stupid people.


KiwiChick - It's Roads & Traffic Authority.

Edited by CCM4LIFE: 27/10/2010 05:05:01 PM

No it was Captain Grumpypants at Hornsby... :(

Oh good, I'm not the only who has failed a driving test.

Most people who take their sport (or their phisique) somewhat seriously diet. I do it just for the fact it makes getting fit so much easier.

i dont see a good future for me with my driving test:( , i mean i have trouble driving a bloody go kart:oops: , i always go in the slow lane, kind of embarrasing to admit as at my age I should be smashing into everyone
:oops: :oops:

Yeah I failed my first go after coming up to the first set of lights, had like a fraction of the front wheel over the line and the cunt failed me:lol:

Failed the next two times and haven't gone back yet waiting for it to die down a bit after what I pulled on my 3rd go:lol: He made the mistake of telling me when I failed so I was driving like a maniac for the rest of the time, the guy looked like he had shit himself when we got back:lol: :lol:

Well I just booked another one for a few weeks from now. :) I'll just be super careful. But your story has just made me feel WAYYYY better. They're so pedantic about stuff like that! I mean, in a real driving situation, being like a tiny bit over the line won't cause an accident. Idiots.