You're sending the wrong signals to begin with. "Hi, wanna fuck" may be crass, but it's the signal you're trying to send. "Hi, I'm a nice guy" only gets you text messages for the next three days asking you how you are and whether you want to come watch her and her girlfriends paint their toenails on thursday.

I like this uni... :lol:
There's a pillar you can stand next to at work, and it must be connected to one of the air vents from a certain spot back of house where a guy with MS goes to smoke his weed, beecause every time you walk past there, you can smell it.

this sounds vaguely familiar to me :-s

...in what way?

that it's exactly my situation atm :lol: without painting there nails

WGMG: Today.

cant get friend zoned if you get to know them AFTER you've hooked up with them. :lol:
Ive learned that you need to let them know you dont just want to be friends, straight away first time you see them, otherwise the likelihood of being friendzoned is HIGH.

I've found myself in that situation a couple of times recently..."I've gotta work tonight, I'll text you after I finish" is a lifesaver.

WGMG: Screaming kids at the door.

WGMG: When benjo's msn has a virus. Change your password mate.

+1

atleast he can sign in.... messenger on mac down for almost a week

Oh well...maybe you could write my assignment for me to fill that big empty void left by no MSN.

+2

WGMG: My brother using up all the internet on Runescape when SOME OF US have 3 HSC major works to research. Foolish boy...

i dont think ive ever been in that situation, i think the big thing is the words you use, use words like hun, babe, sxc you use those words and the girl will know you dont want to be friends esp when you first meet em,and also keep up the flirting

This calls for repated clips around the ears:lol: If I had a brother and he did that he wouldn't be able to feel his face for a week:lol:

WGMG: Having an exam in the middle of the Melbourne Cup...why would a sports college do that.](*,)

A lot of the time I disengage when the said woman enters the friend zone. Quite often it results in a "You haven't talked to me in ages" which can often equate to an invite where one stands to gain at least a cooked meal.

WGMG: Name droppers, namely people who wear the full strip of a team they clearly don't play for in order to have people believe they do. It's a finance exam, not an All Whites training camp FFS. Put your NZ Football tracksuit back on, your All Whites jersey with your name on it might get dirty.

wgmg: no pay til wednesday

I often get into trouble by doing the opposite ive been told i lead girls on when i have no interest in seeing them,

because afterall, we don't want sex, just somebody to cook us dinner :lol:

WGMG: fucking cunts at the gym. one old fat faggot had a dig at me the other day for putting my towel and shit on one machine to claim it while i finished my last set on something else. Those things are so fucking hard to get i was waiting for ages. Just muttered 'wanker' under my breath and told him id be done in 20-30 mins :lol:. fat fuck.
Then this other beanpole cut me off at the drink fountain. I was clearly ahead of him but he was acting all huge like he get priority over me. Hes fucking 4 inches taller fatter and lighter than me. Another massive fucking wanker.
Then another homo doing fast paced reps on everything, EVERY MACHINE IS NOT A CARDIO MACHINE YOU FUCKING NUFFY. somehow he has a hot girlfriend and he was giving me the dirtiest looks for going near her. I look so much better than that short dog so i cant really blame him.

WGMG: My english teacher replacing my usual one this term. She is so crap and points out the obvious, the whole class can delve deeper meaning out of Peter Skrzynecki than she can.

HSC English. Glad that is over

Yeh fuck you. So jealous. This stuff is so shit.

:lol: :lol: :lol: At least I did not have to do that Skrzynecki garbage

WGMG: Peter Ryan on the Liberal ads doing the rounds before the Vic election.....get off my television you arrogant c**t!

**If anyone can find a more pompous c**t than Peter Ryan I'd dip my hat to them**

WGMG: Rediculously shaped charging devices that refuse to share power points

This. My Mobile Phone Charger

My phone charger would piss you off. Doesnt clash with other appliances it just covers the on switch so I cant flick the switch while its plugged in. Gotta plug in the charger while the powerpoint is on.](*,)