The phrase "FML" shits me almost as much as people using 'lol' in regular conversation.

With an extra 10% for advocating communism.

WGMG: First game of the season being called off due to rain. FUCK!!! All that pre season work and you are pumped up and ready to go and it gets put back a week.

yay!
So what does put my awesomeness rating at now?

-10% for actually asking that question. So you're at +50% from where you were before...that'd give you a grand total of 2 awesome points.

catbert is a just a kiwichick pleasing, white-knight, fanboy.

:roll:

WGMG: getting texts from numbers that you don't recognise.

WGMG: When someone gets a new number, doesn't tell you and then expects you to just magically know who it is and treats you like an idiot for not knowing who it is.

:-s im not sure thats quite what he had in mind

This is equally annoying and I think that may be what's happened here but I haven't had a reply yet so I'm going to assume it's a wrong number now.

WGMG: Flatmate brought a pretty friend.

...

TRMGWRG: Said flatmate put on a pair of really big heels for town. She's taller than me now. Sexiness minus 100%.

Not really, just puts your face closer to bewbage.

F..k no. Excess height is a major turnoff.

WGMG: Have to re-do my entire iTunes library. The music is all there thankfully, but for some reason there are a whole lot of duplicate files in my library and i have to go through and delete all of them. And there is no album artwork anymore.
WGMG: Nice, awesome girls going out with absolutes c***'s. RAGE

She's easier to find that way.

wgmg:standing in line for two hours at harvey norman mentone! closing down sale

Boobs to the face is a major turn on.

WGMG: Taking one for the team (and taking a well-earned break from constructing pareto charts) and driving the pair into town. During the ride she's massaging my shoulders and quietly says at the end that she 'owes me a favour'.

WGMGEM: My mind being in the gutter :d

WGMG: NSW Waratahs. They sucked tonight

wgmg: trying to post a video up in here and the embed code dont work

Works for everyone else. Are you posting the full video URL again?

nah i aint just the embed code afro

Surely you have to be happy for the Cheetahs. Everyone's second favourite team punishing the Waratahs in Sydney is a moment to be cherished.

I am heaps happy for them, just disappointed they had to beat the Tahs and because of how shit we played.

dude its the fact she a chick . and they are more protective of her than her bro . its the same with every female.

Edited by mvfcarsenal16.8: 19/3/2011 10:32:44 PM

hmm maybe try to find a way to make em trust u . do something to prove to em ur the real deal, and never ever say u have a inferioty complex to her parnets cos parents can smell fear

yes there is, u can always ask he dad for her hand in marriage. that usually works :p

He'll say no, then you do it anyway!

:p :p :p

Shows courage, bravery and clear dedication to his daughter, which will earn you respect.