:lol:

You really could've picked a chick from a better nation. Ever heard of Europe ?

Picking up a chick from NZ is about as entertaining as sitting on the loo checking out the flip calendar on the back of the door

:lol: So harsh.

European chicks dont come to Wagga.. :p

WGMG: People sending me stupid forward texts like "rate me out of 10" or "what out of this list do you want from me?"

On my tombstone it's going to say "I didn't forward the text message to 10 people."

WGMG: Having to sit through three fucking commercials to watch each fucking highligh video for last night. Fuck off already. So over it. Youtube, you can eat a dick too.

Youtube advertising is the pits, half the reason I don't frequent it as much as I did.

WGMG: Burnt my thumb on the hair straightener :( ouch.

One of my mates burnt his dick with an iron once, no idea how.

Straightening the ol' pubic hairs. :lol:

One of my mates burnt his dick with an iron once, no idea how.

With an iron :lol:?

WGMG: Doctor's results have fucked up any 'future' I had with my band.

WGMG: Doctor's results have fucked up any 'future' I had with my band.

Obligatory masturbation comment.

WGMG: Channel 7 attacking Michael Clarke for going out on the town and getting a (you're not going to believe this) drunk piggy back from a mate.

Jeeze, are we that desperate to bash Clarkey? The bloke did nothing wrong. They're on post-World Cup hiatus, the lad can't have a drink to celebrate his birthday? It's not like he did anything morally questionable or misbehaved FFS.

WGMG: Phone=fucked :( and I only just topped up too.

WRGMG: Friendly today. Keeper late as always (melbhearthammer's bro), copped us our first goal. Second was shithouse defending. Team could not find the net despite many chances from the 30min mark. 2-0 loss. Still yet to win in pre-season.
Bruised and battered to shit by their fucking hack of a team. Tennis ball sized bruise on my shin, golf ball sized bruises on the outside of my left ankle and inside of the right. Bruises in the ribs. Lucky to not have a broken left ankle after playing a pass and getting taken out well after from behind, studs up on my kicking foot. Shows how late it was that I was able to pass, plant my foot and be about to run off when I was tackled. Somehow not a red card either.

Captain also copped a blood nose and blood running down his arm from being stomped on. No red there either. Fucking disappointed.

:lol: I thought the '=' sign was a typo, so i skim read it as 'Phone Fucked' :lol: What the hell you been doing with ya phone ;) :lol:

WGMG: Playing my F1 04 game on my PS2, driving as Mark Webber for Jaguar. Last race of the season in Brazil, i need only 1 point to take out the title. In 4th spot behind Rubens Barrichello, 3 laps to go, on the main straight Barrichello blows a tire, i'm a couple of seconds behind, so i swerve to avoid him, but he fishtails and spins out of control right into my path, i veer further right, close up to the wall, he clips my rear tire, ripping it, and his right front tire right off, i go crashing right into the wall, and end up retiring.

WGMG: Dickhead parents of 11 year olds who think they know the rules

If he was going right, why didn't you go left?