WGMG: I just dropped one of these into my foot:

brilliant effort lad

It looked pretty special. Just sticking up out of there. Fortunately it didn't go all the way through. I've wrapped a towel around it and went nuts with a bandage. Who needs an emergency room?

What did your mother tell you about running with knives, especially when intoxicated? [-x

Some might say you had it coming...8-[

WGMG: Lecturer only sending out a message that there is no tutorial 15 minutes before the tutorial.
WGMG: Rain

WGMG: Can't watch Eagles match tonight as I;'m going to the movies.

WGMG: Arts Reading week. Fucking lazy Arts students don't have class, but CreArts do.

We'll take some of it here in Perth! :p

WGMG: the non discreet love bite I was given...

This.

WGMG: watching the Seven news and hearing all about how footballers are fairies.

Fuck you, I was completely sober. I knocked it off the bench when I picked up the bread bag.

1) Just tell people that you got hit by a golfball.
2) nobody on here cares taht you got laid.

WGMG - Still at work and it's already pitch black outside.

WGMG: Put my USB through the wash

WAGMG: Gotta go out to Quakers Hill tomorrow to pick up a certificate that should have been given to me in November last year!!!

It got dark early today. It was dark when I woke up.

WGMG: I think I have a crush on a guy who I've never even met before. I don't know too much about him, but I know for sure how much he loves football which is really awesome.

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Benjo?

Bonkers is going to have a fucking field day when he reads this :lol:

WGMG: First evening at work. Turns out I'm fucking useless at my job :p

WGMG: AFL commentators. "Essendon coming up against the in-form Gold Coast Suns" - they've won ONE fucking game!

ever heard of taking the piss?

One more than I thought anyway.
I did :lol: but

No, the way the commentator said it, he meant it. He actually backed the suns to give the bombers a run for their money.

WGMG: This assignment. I've tried about a zillion different points of attack and it's just not working for me.

WAGMG: Not enough hours in a day to complete everything I'd planned.

WGMGEM: Spending so much time applying for scholarships and getting none of them. Wasting time pisses me off, but I guess I could only see that retrospectively. Won't bother with it in the future.

HAve you tried the ol' "Bribing honours student to write it for you" approach?

WGMG: My mate keeps bailing on me to hang out. I haven't seen her at all this holidays.

wGmG (not really though) - picked up my new passport and yep, I look like a stooge.

Anyone else find it retarded that you can't smile or have any sort of facial expression or show any teeth when they take your photo?

WGMG: Need to find a Justice of the Peace, so I can transfer my Super.


Who/What the fuck is a JOP (assuming its a judge or something) and where/how do I find one?

There's a register of JPs online. My nan is one :)
EDIT: Check this out, it should help (because typing "JP register online" into Google didn't pop into your mind ;) )

Edited by dale1878: 29/4/2011 10:46:15 AM