WHAT!? Since when do caterpillars attack?

Or did you decide to have drunken fight with one of these things...

WGMG: The novelty of working nights 9:30pm-4:00am has worn off. I can't change my shift, cause I'm being hired as a glassy, not bar staff. There's no busy days, so they don't hire "glassys" during the day - and I'm worried that if I leave, I won't be able to pick up work at any other bars, cause most places want experience. I'll probably get promoted in a year or so, but I'm mostly sick of my hours. They're not doing my health much good, either. In addition it's affecting my Uni to an extent, too.

WGMG: As mentioned above - I've had this cold for about a month and a half now. Every time I seem to get over it, I do a weekend shift at work, and it comes back to me on the Monday, only for me to nearly get rid of it by Thursday. It's a vicious cycle.

WAGMG: Dickhead patrons at work, who tear up the cardboard table mats and then throw them all over the floor, or over the table. Same with the dickheads who knock over their drinks, and make a sopping mess of beer/booze, napkins, placemats, chips. Such a bitch to clean up. And don't get me started on the women who stick their chewing gum on the inside of their glasses.

It crawled into my shirt when I wasn't wearing it and when I put it on it crawled out onto my neck. When I felt something, I scratched my neck and sort of crushed it but the bastard must have done something as I now have an itchy lump where it was. What also concerns me is how this caterpillar managed to get into the shirt in the first place.

Ninjapillar attacks!

What this does prove is that caterpillars are more than capable of formulating and executing strategies of attack.

I think they've gotten it wrong. It's not Planet of the Apes. It's Planet of the Ninjapillars! :o

Just tell people it's a hicky.

I fucking hate that. It freaks me the fuck out. You wake up going "What the fuck going on?!?! As your leg spasms into severe pain :lol: Eat a banana.

Carry a little bottle of dettol hand sanitiser in your pocket with you. You're getting sick because you're collecting peoples germ-covered glasses.

WGMG: People have been smoking crack pipes in the VIP area at work. They've been told they're not allowed to do it. They should be barred, but they know the manager. Worst part is security sitting up there watching them do it. Even stupider still, they leave the door to the VIP area unlocked, so if cops come in they can just walk straight up there. It's not me that's going to get busted, so that's not my concern...but I am bothered if it means that my workplace gets shut down, my manager gets arrested, etc.

wtf? where do you work afro?
wgmg:looking for a stream for blackburn v arsenal tonight as im not at home and my remote record wont work

I bartend in a nightclub that for obvious reasons, will stay anonymous.

fair enough

WGMG: People that take ages to reply with texts, emails, facebook etc.

WGMG:

What the fuck kind of headline is that? What exactly is the aim of that article, apart from trying to stir up shit ahead of the match tomorrow?

That's the dumbest headline of all time.

I mean, it's clearly Lenny:lol:,

and I'm proud of that, but still...it's just trying to cause a fucking riot.

Edited by Funky Munky: 17/9/2011 10:10:23 PM

That's fucking disgusting; taxmen don't look like that.

It's a reference to this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/1109716.stm

Apparently we're gonna rock up to Ibrokes tomorrow wearing masks of his face :lol:

Ah, the Celts; always classy.

wgmg:yakubu being way offside when scoring that goal

Way offside?

It was touch and go, with the ball being hit that hard across the face of the goal you can't really blame the linesman.

Not the best angle here, but from the other angle you can see his whole body is in an offside position when the ball was played.

+1: it was a tight call.

He looks onside in that pic to me...

http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/blackburn-arsenal-15419977/

Skip to 4:23. Close call yeah, but offside with out a shadow of a doubt, not like he was level.

Edited by gooner4life_8: 18/9/2011 01:43:08 PM

How the linesman missed that I don't know. It's not he's out of position, he's right in line ffs.

The only person who's fault it is is the linesman. There is no excuse for him not to make that call. He has it all right infront of him(the player passing and receiving) and yet he still fucked it up.

We looks just offside from that angle. Only just though.
WGMG: Developing a cold a week out from mock trials.

The picture or the video?

Watching the vid, he was clearly offside, though he steps back into line-ish just as the ball is played. Either way, learn to clear a corner properly, and it wouldn't have mattered.

Picture. Watching the video, he was clearly offside. A bit of karma coming our way perhaps after the everton game ?We needed a dodgy decision to square the ledger.

WGMG: Was pulling two glasses apart last night when one exploded in my hands, cut my hand to shit and made a whole lot of noise so everyone was looking at me as I stood there bleeding.

WGMGEM: Some of y'all may remember I was trying to get in with my bosses sister. What I didn't mention is that my boss is also smoking hot and dating the owner of the club I work at. She came up to me last night and says "I had a sex dream about you. It was hot." A lot of the regulars have had a thing for this girl over the years, so it's a bit weird for her to tell me she's had a sex dream about me.