Agree on the fact that shopping is super boring. I'll also only go shopping if I need something. Plus there's way too many airheads and gronks there and it pisses me off. Sometimes I feel myself getting stupider in their presence.

A while ago, I went shopping with females and it was farkin terrible, while they thought it was super awesome. Which is why I found it hard to believe females could hate shopping.

I feel so sorry for guys who get dragged along shopping with their female friends/girlfriends, I can understand their pain.
I don't know why other girls find shopping so much fun when I actually despise it, but it seems I tend to be the exception to the rule when it comes to females :lol: Hence why I'm on a football forum right now.

You're a tomboy aren't you Kiwichick.

What? Where would you get that idea from??

Warning, the following post contains a LOT of anger.

It's ok, we've all come to terms with the notion that you've perfected the Jane Goodall look.

WGMG: The nightlife in this country. Yeah, I make a living off it, but it's fucking nauseating. Last night I had three guys walk in and the conversation went thus:
"Can we get three Asahi's please?"
*cracks beers and puts them on the bar*
"Just put them on [the owner]'s tab"
"Oh, he's just upstairs and told you to do that did he?"
"Yeah"
"No dude, he's not in tonight, that's $28.50."
"Just put them on the tab anyway."
"No mate, that's $28.50"
"I'll fucking jump the bar at you."
"um...you'll what?"
"I'll fucking jump the bar at you"
"Rightio champ."
"You come around here and I'll fuck you up"
"No mate, you threatened to 'jump the bar at me'...fucking bring it."

He proceeded to continue threatening to jump the bar before I had security attempt to remove him. When they attempted to do so, his mate started swearing and cursing me, "you fucking dog cunt" being choice amongst the comments. At this point, his genius mate grows a pair and spits a massive loogie in my face. In the midst of the shock of being spat at, I inadvertently inhale and smell the grotesque smell of vagina in his saliva. I could have punched him then and there, but being on camera, and having enough respect for the owner I thought otherwise...however he then sucker punches security and continues to take a swing at my FEMALE manager, has a good hard look at her and then winds up for a second punch before being taken out...his mate then cocks a bottle of Asahi in his hand and threatens that he'll "glass all of you cunts" before being crash tackled.

All I can say is it's fortunate that the jerk-off missed my manager with his punch or he'd fighting for his life in hospital and me and a dozen regulars would be in police lock-up right now.

It makes me fucking sick.

Cool story bro. Needs more dragons

Dude, words cannot express how angry this made me. I will flame your sorry ass well into next week.

WGMG; Friends that are in relationships that cant make time for any of their friends anymore.

That's fucked mate. They must have been on something - Ice? I've had plenty of drunk guys try and pry free drinks, but that's fucked. Mind you, I've never heard of it being put on the owners/managers tab. But yeah, that's messed up. They must have been on Ice or something, nobody even drunk wankers fire up like that.

If he had hit/glassed your manager, you wouldn't be sitting in a Jail cell. You would claim clemency and self defence for your manager. At the very worst charged with aggravated assault, but if you're jumping in to save a female manager from being severely injured or worse, killed, you would have a cunt of a prosecutor trying to try you for that.

Before hand he must have eaten a sour puss. Who the fuck gets agro after getting laid.

BTW Is the pub pressing charges? Quite frankly they should. I assume they got kicked out, or did you have to get the fuzz in?

I dunno what they were on. I'm not going to speculate. The guy may just have been a douchebag who thought that he could get me to back down by threatening me and then things got out of hand when I didn't.

In Victoria it's not like that. The onus is on security to prevent these incidents from happening and because I've served alcohol to the patron the onus is on me as the proprietor at the time to be the 'responsible adult'. If he'd hit my manager - female or otherwise - and I fucked his shit up, I'd be charged with assault, grievous bodily harm and probably facing jail time.

There isn't adequate protection in this state for the proprietors to protect their establishment because of the stupid fucking overzealous security goons on king street who are complete mugs fucking up peoples shit for no reason.

We did end up calling the five-o but they seemed entirely disinterested with what had happened and it wouldn't surprise me if nothing further came from the incident. The general manager wants us to press charges, but if nothing comes from it, we know who the guy is and we'll be seeking out own retribution. Nobody fucks with my girls.

Honestly, I kinda wish he'd taken a swing at me and spat at Sarah so I could have fucked his shit up. When he swings at her and spits at me I just have to stand there and take it.

Edited by afromanGT: 7/2/2012 12:13:33 PM

+1

WGMG: Waking up and feeling ok...and THEN the hangover hits me. I'm sitting in the 'dark' in my room wearing sunglasses to protect my eyes from the screen. There's a watermelon in my hallway and I have no idea where it's from. Obviously I had a good time yesterday :lol:

WGMG: That moment of terror when you realise that you really need to fart but if you do you're going to follow through.

WGMG: First training with the new caoch. My brother was talking to his son at the Glory last night. Apparently, he intends to "start fresh". There goes 8 weeks of pre-season down the drain by the sounds of it.

WGMG: Serious shit is going to go down in my household soon.

:lol: I just wanted to use the line...

But seriously, dickheads like that shouldnt be in our society. Should lock em up for some hard time and see how they go on the inside, where there are 100 blokes waiting to make them their bitch.

What's the name of this new coach if you don't mind me asking?

I remember having a conversation with you about him once :lol: James Rae.

Ahhh. He's following you around or something?! Haha

WGMG: The moment when you look in the fridge and there's nothing good to eat.

Afro, it's stories like that which make me lose faith in humanity. Also stuff like that is why I barely ever go out to such places. Too many idiots who could fuck you up for absolutely no reason at all. Just like that.

Glad you all got out of that ok.

I sure hope not. Not looking forward to training tonight.

Afro that sounds horrid. Glad you lot got out of it fine.

WGMG: Made plans to explore the city with 5 other people. 4 people cancelled. People are gonna think we're dating now.

It's far from over. Sarah wants me and security to press charges, she'll probably do the same. So we're going to be going through this for a while. They're part of the 'South Melbourne Crew' allegedly, so there could be a lot more to come.

So? You guys know the truth so what does it matter?

Bit rusty on Melbourne's gangs. Which season of Underbelly did they feature in?

:lol:
SMC are barely a gang. More like a group of men pretending to be hard. They used to run with the SMFC Ultras until they were booted from the national comp, now they just haunt the local bars and restaurants and intimidate the local pizza shops into paying 'protection' money.

If the capo finds out that they tried to hit a woman they're fucked anyway. Might just be easier to let them get what's coming to them, but the general manager isn't a man to be fucked with and he looks after his staff/friends, so I don't think that's how it will pan out.

Last time someone tried attacking one of his bartenders they woke up in hospital and their local haunt was trashed.

WGMG: people defecting to another football team, thats your cross city rivals after 5 years cos our coach needs a year break.

WGMG: Every time I see mltezr post, I think of Jurgen.

Mostly annoyed by the fact 4 people ditched without giving much reason. The second bit was a tacked on thing.

Sounds to me like your friends constantly bail on you. Bunch of pikers tbh.