^^Yeah Wallabies were rubbish. I caught the post match review, and Cameron Williams was saying how it was a positive how we kept them scoreless for 24 minutes in the first half. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

WGMG: Sydney Swans. Almost ruined my night aye.

Premiership pretenders.

WGMG: I just realised that there are no longer stars above the food court escalator at Miranda fair.

WGMG: My internet. It's so bloody temperamental.

WGMG: Got drunk for the first time last night and I don't really remember a hell of a lot, though I've been told a bit about what happened. I swear I'm never drinking again.

Pics or it didn't happen

WGMG: Pretty sure I've broken my toe after rageing at FIFA. It's killing me worse than usual, worried I might not be able to play for the rest of the season.
WGMGEM: Seeing all my teamates from Under 11's, 12's and 13's going on to bigger and better things, playing Premier Division State League at Under 18's and Reserve level, or even Division one state league 18's and reserve level and making me feel like such a crap player in comparison. My cousin has played for Western knights (one of the biggest clubs in WA) first team and he's only 17. My grandparents normally opt to see his games over mine if there's a clash. I like to think I'm a good player, but compared to the people I played with in juniors who have gone on to play for some good teams, I'm nothing.

Thank god there were no pics taken.

:lol: Famous last words. :lol:

Nah, I know there weren't any pictures taken.

Famous last words :lol:

The 'I swear I'm never drinking again' are famous last words, too. Many a person has uttered those after a large night on the piss. :lol:

Okay, that's probably not true :lol:
Apparently I kept telling everyone how much I loved them.

Women are really awesome and fun to be around when they're blind drunk. :)

Depends on the situation they find themselves in. :lol: Working in a bar, I've come across many that are right old c*nts after a few too many. :lol:.

I find people are always telling each other how much they love each other when they're drunk, before breaking out into impromptu choruses of 'Bohemian Rapsody'. :lol:

Don't forget Livin on a Prayer while doing air guitar. Many a child conceived using this mating call.

You have so much to learn.

WGMG: My housemate's friend has a son with a guy who's a complete lunatic and junkie. He has no custody of the child and an intervention order out against him. Housemate's girlfriend and friend thought it would be cute if the son (who's turning three and will have no memories) got to see his father for his birthday. So they left the child in UNSUPERVISED CUSTODY with the father. He high-tailed it with the kid and now they expect me to fix this and find the kid.

Me and my housemate are absolutely lost for words at their fucking stupidity.

Why are they expecting you to now go and find the kid? I'm assuming that you don't know the bloke who has kidnapped (for want of a better word) the kid.

Why didn't they just go to the Police? Yeah, sure - red faces all round, but the Police are trained to find people like this, and have a lot more resources at their fingertips than you or your housemates do.

No. I don't know the guy personally. I've met him once - he was thrown out of my bar for being a junkie cunt, essentially. But I've got connections in Sydney who know of him and they expect me to track him down using them. Y'know, because I've got nothing better to do with my time than degrade myself by calling in favours...

They went to the police, but the thing is you've got to wait 24 hours before the kid is officially a missing person and since in that time they've crossed state lines VicPol really don't give a fuck.

Jesus, that's fucked Afro. Hope they can find the kid.

I sing Bohemian rhapsody when sober, what of it :lol: I did it just the other day, although to be fair, that was because I was in the car with my mate and bohemian Rhapsody came on. What followed was not to dissimilar from this:
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Playing out a lot like that movie, Gone Baby Gone.

WGMG: When domestics break out at house parties such as last night, and when said domestic lasts for 6 fucking hours as these two retarded banshees scream at each other. Time for euthanasia methinks

You just tell them to take it outside, they go out the front and scream at each other and the rest of the party place bets on how long it is before one of the neighbours calls the cops.

Why?? Religion is the easy target, its adherents are taught to forgive rather than seek revenge. Why don't you vent your anger at a man's topic, such as bike gangs or ruthless capitalism?

Maybe his gripe isn't centred on morals, but rationalism. Organised crime and ruthless capitalism are logical, the foundations of religion not so much.

Yeah, I'm a terrible drunk.

Dw, we all have stories :lol:

WGMG: White women. Theyre all spastics, the lot of them. Theyre all about their mindgames, trying to mindfuck you and what not, "oh I know what will make him want me, I wont write back to his message for 47 years, make him heaps jealous ayy". They dont even know what they want themselves, I could seriously go on for about 10000 more words, but I really cbf, might expand later.

Which is where Asian women, mainly Thai girls come in. Theyre all about pleasing their man, and its not hard to find a good looking one, Ive got one going at the moment, shes 25, looks about 17-18. To pick up a white devil, you have to beat them at their own mindgames, Thai women, you just have to be nice and gracious, while still exerting your alpha authority over them. Im lucky I learnt this all so young, thanks to a little place called the Misc.

Pretty sure all women are psychopaths.

Also, inb4 KiwiChick.

Edited by ual: 27/8/2012 12:23:42 PM

Ouch :lol: