WGMG: This mass-exodus at Blackpool. First our captain to Fleetwood, then Holloway to Palace, then our head of coaching and developement to Palace, and now our goalkeeping coach has fucked off to Palace as well. I'm worried that Tom Ince is going to join them as well now.

WGMG: The fucking europa league set-up. They played 12 group games for the 12 groups, and after 144 games the only knock out 24 teams. And then they ADD another 8 teams #-o

Tom Ince will be off to the premier league in january i reckon

Yeah Ince is on the up, can't see him taking a sideways step when he could so easily get a gig in the EPL.

On SBS, yeah they really would be fucked if they had any half decent opposition but Zdrilic isn't too bad imo, he's the only one who's analysis and opinions I can tolerate anyway.

WGMG: Young snags who wear 'trendy' clothing to gym. Deadset saw a kid dressed like a One Direction member doing resistance training thinking he was the tits

WGMG: Snags in general

lol, this is why I don't go to gym. And it's funny I call them creamers because they are all looking at the mirror creaming over themselves.

WGMG: Creamers.

:lol: :lol:

WGMG: It just starting pouring with rain. Boo. I really need to stop putting off going running.

Snags and Creamers. These terms are new to me :lol:

Snag = Sensitive New Age Guy

Creamer = guy who masturbates in the mirror

This is just another way of saying "still in the closet".

I always just thought it was a Aussie term for a Sausage.

Throwin' a few 'snags' on the Barbie'

You're just confusing the tourists, marconi.

...and you too, apparently.

.......

-PB

WGMG: Screaming kids at shopping centres. Especially when the mum is doing her best to ignore them.

This is what happens when you can't hit your kids anymore.

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WGMG: My brother is in a bad mood because he got his school report back today. From 9 subjects, he got 6 A's and 2 B's. After saying how he didn't think he'd get A's in at least half his subjects.

He's probably one of those people who talks down what they think they'll get, despite actually having really high expectations of themselves.

I used to be one of those people. But then I stopped giving a shit.

WGMG: That furious 30 seconds after the doorbell rings and you realise that it's the pizza delivery guy and you frantically hunt around for pants to put on.

I used to be one of those people too, up until the point I started failing everything.

WGMG: Have a feeling I'm not going to be sleeping much tonight either.

WGMG: Christmas decorations

Christmas decorations are just an opportunity for boring people to advertise how gaudy they can be.

wgmg: this heat

I remember once in Zims a chick got her marks back and she got 3 As and 1A-. She started crying because she didnt get 3 A+. I was like, 'wtf, i got 2Bs and a C and im stoke, shut up.'

I think that'd largely be down to parental pressure, wouldn't it?

Hahaha right here.

You know nothing of heat lol.

Come to Townsville.

Bathe in your own sweat.

-PB

In the outer suburbs of Melbourne tonight it's still in the high 20's and 70%+ humidity.