The other day they tried to do me on the tram for touching off before the tram had come to a halt :lol:

After many attempts to ignore my wife's plea to download Whitney Houston albums, she finally cornered me, I did the deed and now paying the price.

Yes she has a good voice but fuck me I hate that genre.

They've come up with this pretty nifty invention called headphones...

If we know we we're gonna arrive 5 minutes late we'll find some excuse to delay ourselves and come 20 minutes late

Myself, my dad and my brother are always ready to go when we need to. Guess who isn't?

WGMG: Nearly drawing with Mansfield. Liverpool can not be proud of having to use a hand to beat non-league teams.

Kiwichick? It's the time difference.

WGMG: Holidays almost over..Off to Oman tomorrow for a few days , Dont know what to expect :lol:

I'm the exact opposite. My family has always been ridiculously early for anything, so I always aim for on time too 5 minutes late

No wonder you have 99 problems.

My ex girlfriend used to be late to everything. This one time she was a whole month late until I pushed her down the stairs.

WGMG: Work tomorrow. Will be 43 degrees outside which will mean anywhere between 45-50 in the store with no air-con and no ventilation apart from the front door.

Have you tried investing in a fan?

Got one, doesn't do much on a 35 degree day let alone a 43 degree one.

:lol: :lol:

Just earlier I was just thinking of the poor employee who's going to be working the back dock at my old work tomorrow, also with no fan. Will be 50 degrees easy out there.

WGMG- Cat walked on laptop, now scroll doesn't work. Tried turning scroll lock on and off but nothing :(

Scroll lock is a relic from the days of automated text scrolling. It literally serves no purpose these days :lol:

WGMG: Was watching the awards at FIFA today. Felt like I was watching the rewards for La Liga.

have you tried pressing the any key?

if not, you might have to use pig-up

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WGMG: FIFA. Every single thing they do is bullshit.

WGMG: Joined a gym today. Quite a pathetic performance, struggled through every exercise. Even managed to throw up.

Looking good there champ. That's how you woo all the girls at the gym, with your vomit.

Never thought I'd be that guy. Thankfully the place was basically empty. Quickly darted off to the locker room.

WGMG: No motivation to start writing blog.

WGMG: Put my kitbag with my boots, water, socks and shinpads in the boot of the car. Promptly drove off in the other car #-o And didn't realize until I'd finished the half an hour drive to training ](*,) So i have to wait till Thursday now to train again.

WGMG: Cunts who deliberately start bushfires.

I've never understood what goes through their heads...like..."I feel like ruining thousands of lives but I don't have the commitment to be a politician"?

WGMG: So sore at the moment.

WGMG: No motivation to log in to the forums when i visit the site. Dunno why it logs me out automatically.

WGMG: There is a huge motherfucking huntsman spider sitting on the window above my front door. You see folks, this is why we can't have world peace. 'Cos spiders have all got to fuck off and die. It's times like these I wish I had a swarm of wasps. They'd take care of the little shit in no time! :-& :evil: :evil: :-& :-# :-# :-#

Edited by Heineken: 9/1/2013 09:38:17 PM