Cos giving everyone a day off for a horse race is a sensible decision :lol:

So...we can expect it to be a national holiday next year then. :lol:

WGMG: multitasking leading to hilariously weird events.

I was just making breakfast, listening to the cat meow, the mrs was yelling out something from another room, I was ringing the vets, and the home phone rang. Nek minniy - I poured the boiling water from the kettle into the open margarine container :lol:

yes.........8-[

WGMG: It's Stuvac, so UWS thinks it's a good idea to only have the cafeteria coffee shop open...until 2pm.

WAGMG: Bought my morning coffee, regular latte. Order before me was 3 skim lattes, so I presume being lazy or just being generally retarded, barista made mine skim too. Fuck off, tastes fucking horrible.

:x

I've made that mistake before. You're just on autopilot and grab the nearest bottle of milk to top up the jug. You just stand there quietly and hope the person doesn't make too much of a fuss :lol:

:lol: Coffee snobs :d

My first coffee of the day, is arguably the most important moment of the day. There's nothing worse then having shit coffee to start your day.

WGMG: Really really hungry, but can't find anything that's appealing to eat :?

WGMG: various brands of shirt sizing.

I find a lot of the time a large is the perfect fit around my chest/waist but doesn't have the right length for my tall frame. Yet a XL is a bit too loose, while giving a decent length. I need a long large option!!

Ill send you chicken treat through the mail.

Thanks babe <3

Love you so much dear

Wgmg: hay fever .

Benjo will not be happy.
















......wait, is that still happening?

WGMG: Joffa's closure of the thread COYS started in AF

:-$

WGMG: Lost my voice from my cold. It's so frustrating not being able to talk.

The only reason it grinds your gears is because it means you can't get in on the impending shit-fight, thus validating him closing it :lol:

WGMG: Sunk a few pints at Republica on the beach, had a bit of a perve, sunk a few more pints, fell asleep in their swivel chairs...I'm so burnt I match my Liverpool jersey.

Sick of a tan? Why not Zoidberg?!

Nah, it's just people taking the piss and COYS backing down to RBB Wanderer that makes it funny.

Nice watch tan afro :lol:

Wgmg: extremely exhausted .

WGMG: The cyclist I almost ran over. Careless driver from me but the bloke had no helmet, no high vis clothing or anything to make him stand out, he was wearing thongs and who rides their bike at 10.30 at night :lol:

You must be new to Adelaide.

WGMG: Warning, in coming rant.

Ok, so this friend of mine lobbed back into town and asked if she could stay at my joint for a couple of weeks while she found a house and job. I thought "sure, no worries". However 3 nights into her stay she calls me up while I'm at work begging for help because she's stuck in a K-hole. Then after 3 weeks she was still here, hasn't paid a cent in rent, she drank all my beer, ate all my food and her laundry was strewn all over my lounge room. Multiple times she went out or passed out with the heater on and the television on, racking up a $650 power bill. She somehow allowed someone to steal $100 from my wallet right under her nose and then leaves the house twice leaving my front door unlocked while I'm asleep. Then she has the nerve to complain to me that she hasn't had sex in 2 weeks - because apparently although she wants to fuck me she knows me too well (y'know, as opposed to all the random guys off the street she apparently fucks) - and asks if she can bring a guy back to my place and fuck him. And then doesn't understand why I might have a problem with someone (anyone) bringing a person back to my place and fucking them. Then she has the nerve to come into my work and badmouth me while I'm there to my patrons.

So I tell her she's got 5 days to get out, she leaves like an hour later, steals my spare phone and posts on facebook basically calling me an asshole and whatnot. Then I get inundated with abuse from various people for throwing her out because apparently I'm an asshole. That was a week ago and I'm still copping crap now. And she "doesn't know what she did wrong".

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!

Edited by afromanGT: 7/11/2013 02:18:39 PM

So she's a junkie? :?

Nah, her friends gave her Ketamine telling her it was Ecstasy.

Edited by aufc_ole: 7/11/2013 05:29:19 PM

:lol:

I think the moral of the story there is don't be charitable.