Dan Bilzerian, he's insta famous. His life consists of poker, booze, guns, cars, money and pussy.

Condolences. Fingers crossed from me.

Well fingers crossed for your family. Good luck.

Best wishes, to your family and of course to your little sister.

Never heard of him.

He's a dude with a glorious beard and usually is seen in pics with many naked chicks. Usually with a hashtag of #forthefans #theywontfxxxthemselves #maybetheywill

WGMG: Got home really, really drunk from my birthday Monday night and now I can't find where I put shit.

Also grabbed a woman by the crotch and threw her off a roof at a pool, missed and broke her ankle. Grade A shitheel.

Thank you all <3

When she attempted to sue him he uploaded his lawyers response to add to the #dontgiveafuck mentality he promotes, but in doing so revealed that the stunt was set up for a fucking photo shoot which makes one question how much of what he's passing off as his daily exploits are staged.

If I'd inherited a shit ton of money like he has I'd be lying if I said I probably wouldn't over indulge in that sort of lifestyle, I don't begrudge him that at all, but the way he brags about it and some of the wanky hashtags he uses are fucking pathetic imo. It's getting increasingly more cringeworthy as it's clear he's playing it up for an audience now.

Edited by fredsta: 21/5/2014 06:09:56 PM

WGMG: Missing my mates back home. Will probably visit NZ again in 6 months when my first holiday comes up, unless I get sent there.

WGMG: Shitdick confectionery companies who wrap their candy in individual wrappers. Wrappers. Fucking. Everywhere.

It's moments like these, you need Minties. :-$

WGMG: Concrete dug-outs, only a couple of metres away from the sideline, meaning you have no time to pull up when you're chasing a ball that's going out of play and the next thing you know you've taken out the opposition coach and you're lying underneath the subs bench with a sore head, a sore arse, and no skin left on your knees and elbows.

Just a shame no one was filming it though, I would have made it into all the 'footballers getting themselves hurt in funny ways' compilations on Youtube :lol:

WGMG: Too much drama. The dicks around me are getting too annoying. Either you sit with the very few nice kids, or the pricks.

WGMG: So there's a new girl starting tonight. Find out at 5.30pm, just as I'm finishing off getting ready for work, that my shift has been changed from 6:00pm-CL, to 9pm-CL.

I probably shouldn't be looking too much into it, but it's highly convenient that my shifts getting shafted. Also annoys me they tell me 30 minutes before I start my shift. :x

Wgmg:knowing my dad's killer is still out there . In a couple of weeks time it'll be anniversary of his death and it just keeps me awake with dread .

The internet would be a very quiet place if people weren't allowed to exaggerate

WGMG: My french is still not good enough clearly. The missus and I went for a massage today, and instead of asking for my neck (cou, pronounced "koo" ) to be rubbed, I apparently asked the masseusse to massage my arse (cul, pronounced "kew" ), because that's where the guys hands went to immediately......

Edited by AJohn: 25/5/2014 09:09:07 PM

WGMG: When language is used as such "PRODUCT has the benefit of not yet being linked to cancer"

this is sadly a problm i had a lot in my first few months in brazil. the word for bread 'pão' if not said with the correct nasal inflection that doesnt exist in english sounds like the word for dick 'pau'. ive had quite a few odd looks in the bakery when asking for dick.

the word for coconut 'coco' is also easily confused with the word for poo 'cocô' ..... good times ahead for the gringos with portuguese phrasebooks at the cup.

Don't be ridiculous, the people who will have the biggest language problems will be the Aussies, Poms and Americans, who when people can't understand them speaking english will just speak english louder :lol:

WGMG: Best mate's missus is being a fucking bitch. Apparently it's my fault he left his phone at home the other day and she couldn't contact him for a whole three hours. Can you say "clingy fucking slag"?

WAGMG: The cynical voices in my head are being particularly nasty today.

WGMG: So a few months ago I mentioned that a friend of mine took his own life. One of the contributing factors was a psychotic breakdown suffered after a catastrophic break failure caused by an inadequately maintained train. The last fortnight the train company have been retraining their drivers in an effort to teach them what to do in the event of a similar event, reducing the chance of another psychotic breakdown. Instead of better maintaining their trains. That's fucked.

That is fucked up . How can metro be so I don't know fucked up
Wgmg:back is messed up . Yesterday I lifted something at work and I felt a pain go thru my left side of my body

Never said it was Metro. For obvious legal reasons I can't single out the train company.

Ah fair enough .

WGMG: Opening up the bloody rebel sports website 50 times a day while scrolling through this bloody website.

AdBlocker FTW!!!

Wgmg : my depression is getting worse . Shit is just getting to me a lot lately