WGMG: Left my phone charger at work tonight.

Wgmg

Trackwork
Replacement buses
Heavy traffic

= a real drag tbh

WGMG: Newcastle Jerks have returned

They never left. ;) :-"

Wgmg: having to take so man meds . And finding out I've got a small hole in my lungs .so two more weeks on the meds than more xray's

WGMG: Had the whole turn off phone/tv/radio so as to not hear the score but still have it ruined happen to me yesterday

Didn't get to watch the United game live so I put it on record and planned to watch it when I got home. Went to pick up a pizza before arriving home. Knew they had a TV in there but didn't have Foxtel so I thought it would be all g. The one time Seven News decides to properly report on the A-League :lol: :lol:

Wow, unlucky.

Houston is a knob.

wgmg : have applied for about 40 jobs this year and getting nothing. so close to giving up and just staying in my shitty retail job slowly losing motivation ...

Edited by thejollyvic: 14/10/2014 01:34:58 AM

WGMG: is a dweeby looking fucktard in supercheap wants to exchange some worthless piece of shit that cost him $7 or something and holds up the que because he is owed $1.78 credit on the exchange, but he has to have the $1.78 credited to the same account on card he bought it with, so this lame piece of shit fuck arses around trying to get the credit onto his card and remember pins numbers and all that shit.....while a que of 10-15 people start getting steamed up about waiting for ages......a piss weak $1.78...!!! the cashier suggested he grab bag of lollies to make the transaction quicker because she was under pressure to get the customers served....but no fucktard persists in dragging it out and being a tight arsed moron...i said to the Kunt are you for real???? he just glared at me , said nothing just glared, so i said again are you for fucking real mate??? "yes i am" says fucktard so i flicked a $2 coin at the fuckwitt and told him to go get a fucken life......huge applause was received from the mounting crowd and the slimbag made a hastty retreat and scarpered out the door to thunderous boo's and clapping and some suggestive quotes, so i get to the cashier and she says thanks "welcome to retail" i say more like "welcome to retard"

what sort of job you looking for???

:lol::lol::lol:

Oh Finky. :lol:

Oh all the things that didn't happen.

-PB

I believe ya Finky :)
I've flicked change at people to leave a register before.

-PB

What Supercheap Auto do you work at Finky? The one in Penrith?

I don't work there i was getting bit's and pieces for my tractor, oil gasket goo, primer i'm doing a refresh on her she is 35 years old and i haven't done anything on her for 13 years......yes it was the penrith store.....a $1.87 or something ya gotta be kidding....FFS grab a bag of lollies or some batteries, a led penlite anything just get out of the fucken way you dumb kunt....

nice try...... BUT no cigar

wgmg

How the weather forecasters get it horribly wrong

They were saying Noah esque conditions were expected in terms of rainfall

it rained for 10 minutes yesterday

They say 40-80mms expected today, Not a trace in sight on the radar

:-k

Happens all the time up here, but can never underestimate it.

-PB

SURE thing........................................ mate

-PB

WGMG: The token buffed up roid guy at the gym who does fuck all except a few bicep curls giving everyone the dick-fear, size-up stare

NO worries..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................buddy

Edited by imnofreak: 20/10/2014 10:19:23 PM

I liked the part with the thunderous applause. 11/10, would fiction again.

WGMG:

So I was at super cheap auto yesterday buying a couple of things when I was waiting in line and noticed a commotion happening up the front. I couldn't really hear what was happening but you could tell from a distance that the two people at the front were eyeing each other off, seductively.

The dweeby guy at the front seemed to be taking forever with his transaction and the guy behind him (dressed in a batsuit I must say) proceeded to give him a hand.

He said something (I only assume it was a "come-on") because the look the mate at the front gave to batman was one of pure seduction.

I can only assume an offer was made, because then batman proceeded to flick a $2 coin at the dweeby guy at the front which must have scared him because he left the scene in a hurry. I can only assume he felt cheapened by the paltry offer.

The seductive interplay was seen by all and followed by rapturous applause, and Batman seemed to feel pretty good about himself.

True story.

4/10.

Edited by jlm8695: 14/10/2014 12:35:40 PM

ballbagz and you are so predictable and lame it's not funny....................sad really

=d> =d> =d> =d>

WGMG Copyright

After working extremely hard at a choir recording, its become a case of "if you werent there to watch our performance it didnt happen" for the performance

The work was by an artist who was still around, had he not been around (like Beethoven), it would have been a different story altogether