WGMG: I've turned my house upside down and can't find it. I think I left my $50 bet slip on Keogh to be golden boot in Melbourne!!

WGMG: Losing two weeks in a row due to just playing like shit.

-PB

Weren't aware you became a Wanderers supporter. ;)

WGMG: Whose the cunt who stretched the page?

Wgmg : getting a call from the royal melbourne . They have moved my appointment up a week to this Wednesday
Scared shit less

WGMG: Bladder infection.

WGMG: Fucking tonsillitis.

Yeah last time I did that she left a rash on my shaft.

Oh you mean you have Tonsi?

-PB

Had to drink a Litre of water for an ultrasound.

Still 40 minutes to the appointment.

Keep me in your thoughts and prayers.

WGMG: Group assignments. Ii reckon I've failed that fucker badly.

so didn't happen......

WGMG: C*nts who whinge on facebook about people's commentary of the weather like they're offering some great witty observation that we haven't already seen a thousand times over, it's not clever, it's not insightful, it's not funny; it's just fucking lame.

This. Posts about people posting about the weather are very, very tired.

What would be an example?

-PB

We get it. You hate Afro. I believe there's a line. Take a ticket and shuffle along in an orderly manner.

RUN OUT OF TICKETS

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL

-PB

:lol: I legitimately didn't see any post from him about this...

Notor kept going back for seconds

Fucking Notor costing the ET community 10,000 fully funded hate tickets.

Whatever happened to Afro?

He's basically running the bar he works at now. Is working almost 7 days a week, so he barely has time to brush his teeth let alone come on here.

Take it you got on the dingers then.

:lol::lol::lol:

WGMG: went away on holiday for the weekend and came back 1.5kg heavier, and feeling it.

WGMG: Moreton Island. I went there for a wedding, which was nice and stuff, but apart from that the place is a fxxxing nightmare. They overcharge on everything because there's sfa options when it comes to restaurants etc, and the place is just tourist and timeshare heaven which interests me very little. The ferry ride over was pretty cool as they had this jetamaran basically fly across the water, but apart from that I found myself just being a negative so-and-so to any and everything. The only brief good thing I enjoyed was we got screwed over trying to hire some snorkels&flippers, and they refunded us by giving us a "free" segway tour, and I always wanted to try one of those things - they were pretty cool, I kept quoting Gob Blooth when I was on it :lol:

WGMG: Ok seriously, how the hell does the job market work? Are jobs being posted online just to make it look like there are actually jobs. Is there some sort of government bot posted fake ads to make it seem like jobs are actually available?

I see a job advertisement. It is pretty much exactly what I did for the past 6 years back in aus. I think "hmm, i fit the criteria, its exactly what i have been doing, so i have the experience and so on etc etc. Ill apply." So i spend pretty much all day working on my resume and my cover letter. Work on writing up the perfect cover letter (which was optional by the way). I check, double check, triple check, edit, check again, do the whole thing. Finally i can submit my application at the end of the day, so do so. Thinking, "ok, i put some effort in to that, should stand out, they should reply within a few days."

NO. Not a few days. Within one hour of applying for the job i receive a confirmation of application received and a rejection letter. No invitation to an interview or anything, just a rejection. 'You dont fit the criteria'. Did they actually read my cv and cover letter? I have done that role for the last 6 plus years. It is exactly the same thing. How do i not fit the criteria?

Reminds me of a post i saw on tumblr the other day. Was a photo along the lines of, "Entry level pizza maker wanted for pizza place. Must know HTML, CMS, have engineering degree, and understand how to Adobe CS6 with 4 years experience."

WGMG: flat stick at work today only 3 staff members running the floor .. dies down so i decide to have a breather and a drink of water. District and State manager happen to walk past. They proceed to let my store manager know i was "bludging" get called into the office for a 30 minute meeting on how i made the company look bad...

WGMG:


Johnny would be turning in his grave.

WGMG: People who post quotations by famous authors/philosophers/etc and take them out of context to suit whatever mood or idea they want to spread.

WAGMG: The cult of personality around Hunter S. Thompson and Fear and Loathing. I know a lot of blokes who idolise the movie yet have never read the book and just use it to justify too much drug use

WMG: Not Being able to see my keyboard properly. (this has taken a solid minute to type )

WGMG: Waking up with a crippling hangover and not being able to get back to sleep due to construction of an apartment block across the road, the scrape of metal on stone and constant jack hammering and drilling is unbearable.