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Turns out that minimum wage tuck-shop ladies aren't capable of competence.

Who knew :lol:
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pv4 wrote:
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WGMG: the people working in the tuck shop closest to my work are incompetent.

I order hot chips with chicken salt. While cooking them, the lady asks "so chicken salt?" to which I reply yes. As she's putting the chips into the bag she asks if I wanted chicken salt again, another positive reply. I turn my head to skim-read a newspaper, look back, and she's got plain salt in one hand and pepper in the other, just shaking the crap out of them, completely covering the chips. I give her the filthiest look and she goes ".......... oh, you wanted CHICKEN salt, didn't you?".

This kind of stuff happens every time I go in there, it's annoyingly painful!

Bagz - move down here and end this madness.

Lol.

How the fuck is chicken salt not the standard?

That shit is delicious.


I know right. Everywhere else I go, you get chicken salt unless you specifically ask otherwise. This chick clarified three times and STILL got it wrong, plus added pepper :lol:

Who puts pepper on chips? :lol: :lol:

Some people's jobs are hard.

People who like pepper?

I've been known to smother my chips in hot sauce, tabasco, habenero, etc.


My ultimate is a bit of oil, pinch of salt&pepper, and some rosemary.

But for tuck shop hot chips, chicken salt >>>>>>>>> everything else.

The problem I find with chicken salt is end up having to ask for chips with the chicken salt. Last time I got chicken salt, I didn't need a fork, so much as a fucking shovel to get it off.

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Heineken wrote:
Can't stand Chicken salt. :lol:

I prefer regular plain salt on my chips.

Edited by Heineken: 10/2/2015 02:13:59 PM



Plain salt and MALT brown vinegar


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notorganic wrote:
Turns out that minimum wage tuck-shop ladies aren't capable of competence.

Who knew :lol:



You knew !!!!!! And you didn't tell anyone?
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Anyway how many chickens does it take to make chicken salt....
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batfink wrote:
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Can't stand Chicken salt. :lol:

I prefer regular plain salt on my chips.

Edited by Heineken: 10/2/2015 02:13:59 PM



Plain salt and MALT brown vinegar


I love salt & vinegar crisps, but I can't put vinegar on hot chips. :lol:

My grandfather literally drowns his hot chips in vinegar. Basically helps pickle him. :lol:

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Heineken wrote:
batfink wrote:
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Can't stand Chicken salt. :lol:

I prefer regular plain salt on my chips.

Edited by Heineken: 10/2/2015 02:13:59 PM



Plain salt and MALT brown vinegar


I love salt & vinegar crisps, but I can't put vinegar on hot chips. :lol:

My grandfather literally drowns his hot chips in vinegar. Basically helps pickle him. :lol:



you have to try brown malt vinegar on your chips, make sure you ask the chip cook to overcook them a bit to counteract the moisture and BAM awesome chips
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At 3.30pm every day, one of the women at an adjoining workstation puts on perfume that smells like paint stripper and stinks out an entire open plan office space.

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biscuitman1871 wrote:
At 3.30pm every day, one of the women at an adjoining workstation puts on perfume that smells like paint stripper and stinks out an entire open plan office space.

[youtube]5ccp-lEmoAE[/youtube]

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batfink wrote:
notorganic wrote:
Turns out that minimum wage tuck-shop ladies aren't capable of competence.

Who knew :lol:



You knew !!!!!! And you didn't tell anyone?


#scumbagnotor
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aufc_ole wrote:
batfink wrote:
notorganic wrote:
Turns out that minimum wage tuck-shop ladies aren't capable of competence.

Who knew :lol:



You knew !!!!!! And you didn't tell anyone?


#scumbagnotor

#NotAllTuckShopLadies
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Heineken wrote:
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At 3.30pm every day, one of the women at an adjoining workstation puts on perfume that smells like paint stripper and stinks out an entire open plan office space.

[youtube]5ccp-lEmoAE[/youtube]


Yep - that's it. Stings the nostrils ...

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WGMG: lost a bet about the NLD and had to wear a Sp*rs jersey to training last night, and will have to have the picture evidence as my facebook profile picture for a month.

PSA - never bet with pv4, only against him. He never wins bets.

Edited by pv4: 11/2/2015 09:46:55 AM
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pv4 wrote:
WGMG: lost a bet about the NLD and had to wear a Sp*rs jersey to training last night, and will have to have the picture evidence as my facebook profile picture for a month.

PSA - never bet with pv4, only against him. He never wins bets.

Nawww. But it does make for a Kraken good time. :p

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pv4 wrote:
WGMG: lost a bet about the NLD and had to wear a Sp*rs jersey to training last night, and will have to have the picture evidence as my facebook profile picture for a month.

PSA - never bet with pv4, only against him. He never wins bets.

Edited by pv4: 11/2/2015 09:46:55 AM


Your avatar is still GOAT tho
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Wgmg: ramsey getting an injury and some gooners are happy about it. They want him sold or permanently injured
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WGMG: having to wear a plaster cast on my ruptured archillies....driving me crackers
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batfink wrote:
WGMG: having to wear a plaster cast on my ruptured archillies....driving me crackers

Back on the Soggy Sao's are we? :-"


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WGMG: Myanmar making the U20 World Cup and we didn't...
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WGMG: Telstra. These c*nts deserve the wrath of a pissed off radical islamist with an AK47 and more TNT than he knows what to do with.

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WGMG: The woman from this story. Just because one indian guy ejaculates on her she says she's angry towards men, as though all men think it's acceptable to do what he did
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/woman-assaulted-at-st-kilda-festival/story-fni0fee2-1227220918929
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Cromulent wrote:
WGMG: The woman from this story. Just because one indian guy ejaculates on her she says she's angry towards men, as though all men think it's acceptable to do what he did
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/woman-assaulted-at-st-kilda-festival/story-fni0fee2-1227220918929

Well, in her defence she's probably entitled to a bit of an emotional outburst. It's probably an understandable reaction at least initially.
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She's angry that he was doing up his fly?
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11.mvfc.11 wrote:
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She's angry that he was doing up his fly?
She's angry the guy busted a nut on her back more than anything I'd imagine.

Edited by 11.mvfc.11: 16/2/2015 03:04:25 PM

I didn't see anywhere in the article concerning ejaculate or busting a nut.

From her statement, she felt weirded out by a dude, turned around and he was doing up his fly.

"zomg i wuz violated"

Edited by notorganic: 16/2/2015 03:06:56 PM
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notorganic wrote:
11.mvfc.11 wrote:
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She's angry that he was doing up his fly?
She's angry the guy busted a nut on her back more than anything I'd imagine.

Edited by 11.mvfc.11: 16/2/2015 03:04:25 PM

I didn't see anywhere in the article concerning ejaculate or busting a nut.

From her statement, she felt weirded out by a dude, turned around and he was doing up his fly.

"zomg i wuz violated"

Edited by notorganic: 16/2/2015 03:06:56 PM

There may well be more to the story. I doubt the article would go into explicit details like if he rubbed one out on her. Or rubbed himself against her.
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u4486662 wrote:
notorganic wrote:
11.mvfc.11 wrote:
notorganic wrote:
She's angry that he was doing up his fly?
She's angry the guy busted a nut on her back more than anything I'd imagine.

Edited by 11.mvfc.11: 16/2/2015 03:04:25 PM

I didn't see anywhere in the article concerning ejaculate or busting a nut.

From her statement, she felt weirded out by a dude, turned around and he was doing up his fly.

"zomg i wuz violated"

Edited by notorganic: 16/2/2015 03:06:56 PM

There may well be more to the story. I doubt the article would go into explicit details like if he rubbed one out on her. Or rubbed himself against her.

So does Cromulent have inside knowledge (is he Indian?), or was he just being a bit dramatic?

Most articles that describe sexual assault don't go into depth, but generally categorise what went on.

Admittedly, on a second read I missed the last line "The woman’s clothing is being forensically analysed."
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notorganic wrote:
u4486662 wrote:
notorganic wrote:
11.mvfc.11 wrote:
notorganic wrote:
She's angry that he was doing up his fly?
She's angry the guy busted a nut on her back more than anything I'd imagine.

Edited by 11.mvfc.11: 16/2/2015 03:04:25 PM

I didn't see anywhere in the article concerning ejaculate or busting a nut.

From her statement, she felt weirded out by a dude, turned around and he was doing up his fly.

"zomg i wuz violated"

Edited by notorganic: 16/2/2015 03:06:56 PM

There may well be more to the story. I doubt the article would go into explicit details like if he rubbed one out on her. Or rubbed himself against her.

So does Cromulent have inside knowledge (is he Indian?), or was he just being a bit dramatic?

Most articles that describe sexual assault don't go into depth, but generally categorise what went on.

Admittedly, on a second read I missed the last line "The woman’s clothing is being forensically analysed."


Can confirm he ejaculated:
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/man-masturbates-ejaculates-onto-the-back-of-a-woman-at-st-kilda-festival-20150216-13fjoo.html

Also, in both articles, he is described as Indian so I'm not just being dramatic

Edited by Cromulent: 16/2/2015 04:02:07 PM
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kk, then yeah, completely scummy indefensible thing to do.

As for the (is he Indian?) thing, I was asking if you were Indian, insinuating that you were the one that had ejaculated on her considering that you seemed to have insider knowledge. Jokes you have to explain and all that.
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lol wtf?

Randy kunt :lol:

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Cromulent wrote:
WGMG: The woman from this story. Just because one indian guy ejaculates on her she says she's angry towards men, as though all men think it's acceptable to do what he did
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/woman-assaulted-at-st-kilda-festival/story-fni0fee2-1227220918929



Yeah I noticed that, too. I was going to comment on the Fb comments section about how much of an uproar there would be if a guy had made this comment about women, but I decided I've got more important things to worry about than deflecting the wrath of online femNazi's...

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