WGMG: 70% of people in the unit failed an essay in one of my psychology units
How the hell does that even happen

Wgmg
Static electricity from in ear headphones

Explanation for this is humidity negates static, but during the winter months, where there is no humidity, it ensures plenty of static electricity walking around

WGMG: Chinese roomies sit in the kitchen making their food (which takes about an hour), talking incredibly loudly and then leave their shit where they left it, only ever cleaning superficial things that would immediately promote mould etc

Also, one of them screams at his computer, while talking on his phone on loudspeaker to his friend doing the same thing and then he does a shit without cleaning the subsequent shitstains he always leaves in the toilet.

I do not miss sharehousing at all.

I'll never forget the time the mother-hen of the house just straight up blasted me for having shower sex with a girl, and apparently "left my mess all over everything". When in reality I hadn't at that point had sex in the house, nor done anything even remotely suspect in the shower of bathroom. But a week or two after, I had shower sex on purpose, and left a lot of mess on all her Morocan Oil bottles and fancy shampoos :lol:

Edited by MrBrisbane: 17/3/2016 08:50:24 PM

Btw, it's been an hour since I posted that and they're STILL COOKING

Edited by marconi101: 13/5/2015 05:54:38 PM

looooooooooooool.

Marco, aren't you in Tassy?

-PB

Returned to the Promised Land to go to uni at the start of this year

Ahh gonna say, thought Tassy would be too cold for Asians haha.

-PB

I can relate to that big time, my first year boarding at uni my dorm was on a floor where they stuck quite a few of the Asian exchange students and some of the crime scenes you'd encounter in the bathroom were just beyond fucked. Everyone see's college movies like American Pie that make shared bathrooms seem like a lot of fun, the reality is it just exposes you to how terrible some people's hygiene standards are.

pv4 you badass :o

Wgmg: my back has seized up.

They can be so strange in that regard though, the chick does the majority of cooking for all 3 but only superficially cleans the pans/plates etc leaving the bench tops, floor, dinner table and stove filthy but when she sees a cockroach she screams and immediately gets the guy to deal with it. It doesn't occur to them there would be no insects if they just cleaned everything up and not the things they especially use.

To follow up, I put a sign up on the toilet door to clean up the shit (in English btw, somehow they cannot speak a word of it but read it fine) and he finally does it at 11 o'clock with (I'm not joking he really is this autistic) his own hand towel all the while talking to himself loudly in Chinese so I can hear him (my room is right next to the shitter). He subsequently throws the hand towel away for obvious reasons while not noticing the TOILET PAPER, PINE-O-CLEEN AND TOILET BRUSH RIGHT NEXT TO THE TOILET

He also skips in his room for half an hour every night at brilliant hours and has no idea how to open/close a door without slamming the fucken thing and stamps his feet around like he just got dumped or something

He also has finally stopped pissing on the floor after I wiped it up with his towel that he always leaves in the bathroom (I told him to aim correctly, he didn't, so fuck him)

/endrant

lol

Do they take super potent fish oil eggs and have terrible Chinese branded deodorant? (which also smells like fish oil?)

That's one thing I remember a lot about the Chinese guys I boarded with @ boarding school.

-PB

Not that I know of, but they do have 2 showers a day and always have to wear shoes for some reason

I once lived in a boarding house with a girl who loved boiling chicken feet.

What the fuck is it with boiled chicken feet? It smelt like a sewer.

Hah! Interesting.

The guys @ boarding school wore their thongs in the shower too which was a terrible idea because people used to deliberately squirt lube in there.

-PB

wgmg

not being allowed to own software/ download software

Case in point, you can still own a program like Lightroom/ Adobe Premiere or Audition, for a certain amount of time (a month to a year, but never out right)

Wgmg-

Nervous tics :(

Wgmg: It's a week out from exams and I'm sick #-o

WGMG: People who leave piss on the floor of public toilets. Not just sprinkles or a bit of a spray, but puddles. As if they just pissed ON the floor instead of in the bowl.

At the Adelaide vs Villarreal game, I had to stand as far away from the toilet as possible, try to keep my pants off the floor somehow and lean against the wall in front of me to support myself.

I know they're public toilets and I can't expect them to be pristine, but come on. How hard is it to use a toilet?

Wgmg:some comments on adam goodes on social media. Yes booing him isnt racist but calling hima monkey and or a black pussy isnt right. He just called out people's prejudices and most people cant handle that.

This.

Normally I hate the PC police but what has he done to justify all this hate?

Pretty disgusting.

Listening to sen during the week , everyone said they hate him for calling out the 13 year old but to be fair noone knew how old she was until later. A lor of people were saying he should suck it up as plenty of people have been called worse and didnt cry about it. Im like so that makes it right?? Like mark robinson said most people are like we dont care if your aborignal but when you rub in our faves we dont like it

Can't believe people are getting so riled up about a relatively timid "war dance." The AFL is so juvenile.

It's more the fact that he and the media have been complaining for the last few weeks about the booing he cops and how they can't understand why he cops it, and then he does that in front of the opposition supporters. TBH though if someone like Rioli had done it there wouldn't be much,or any, of a negative response to it, Goodes is just a really unlikeable guy to opposition supporters so when he does something like that it's always going to piss people off.

Weak pricks dropping out of Friday lunchtime football at the late notice.

Wee on them.

I'm starting to think you've got a bit of a fetish going on here.