inb4 Peter Green

You are correct about what I am saying.

She was on " the project" within the last week, I can't remember her exact words, but something along the lines of " the system didn't work or the system failed" she has said things along those lines a number of times.

Rosie talked about the struggle of whether or not she should let her son see his father, Carrie, the co host asked " do you wish that the system made a decision for you about that" and Rosie said yes.

Well the system did make the decision for her, and she ignored it .

Weather or not the father should have been in jail at the time is a whole different story.

K

wgmg: updating two games . fuck u gta v and shadow of mordor. :lol:

Edited by MrBrisbane: 17/3/2016 09:39:21 PM

I got frustrated so ive gotta re download the files again . I aint waiting 99 + hrs :lol: and no i dont have net at my house so i had to do it at my mums :lol:

Edited by MrBrisbane: 17/3/2016 09:39:28 PM

Once i get the met at home i could leave it running at night. Was looking forward to shadow of mordors update

WGMG: The Chinese Roommate: Chapter 32

I recently had an operation leaving my mobility and bladder in questionable condition. Yesterday I got out of bed finally at 12:45 with a distinct urge to pee. Right when I nearly emerged from my lair, the wonderfully quiet roommate stormed out of his room, slamming his door and stamping his feet to the toilet which he subsequently slammed. I literally waited until 1:20 until I had to politely yell out to him to please get the fuck off the toilet. Throughout his tenure upon the toilet he made no sound, and when I yelled he IMMEDIATELY flushed, jogged to his room stamping his feet, talking to himself. Later that day he resumed his position for another extended period and when I went to the use toilet again I saw the beautiful sight of shit smeared down the wall and all over the toilet brush (May I add he didn't even spray the air freshener, poor form).

This morning he returned to his throne, again with no noise, for an extended time. After 20 minutes he didn't flush and stamped back to his room whereupon he returned immediately to piss but again failed to flush and pissed all around the sides.

He also has the best comical timing I have ever witnessed. Last night I was making dinner, because of my condition I can't let anything touch my medium fella and so had my hand down my pants keeping my pants from touching said sensitive area (awkward and strange but highly necessary). Whilst doing this he burst out of his room, RUNNING into the kitchen to grab a letter on the table. He slams his door, talking to himself. He then immediately opens it again, slams it, runs out the front door and returns in ten seconds directly looking at my covered groin, again, talking to himself.

This is indeed a disturbing universe

:lol:

I got circumcised when I was 9 years old. I can TOTALLY relate to the whole "hand down the pants to stop the fabric touching" thing.

Edited by MrBrisbane: 17/3/2016 09:39:37 PM

Holy fuck. You're Bonkers. :lol:

It wasn't my choice. I was 9.

Nah, I get that. I was referring to former poster (and full time fuckwit - who I believe was the infamous mk before he got banned) 'Bonkers'.

Couple years back he apparently got circumcised for whatever reason. He decided he'd give day by day updates on how his little fella was doing post-surgery. Most of it was gruesome and none of us needed/wanted to know about it. Fairly sure some of us knew more about his dick than his doctor probably did. :lol:

His username was all too appropriate.

Was it medically necessary or did your parents just take 9 years to decide ? :lol:

Oh I see. Don't worry, there won't be any more gruesome details.

I converted to judaism at age 9. Then at age 12, converted back to catholicism and had piece of skin surgically re-attached so now I have a foreskin transplant. Don't worry, the ladies are big fans.

Fuck me really ??

Why did you bother replacing it? Seems like alot of pain for not alot of gain.

So it is not only football where you can't work out who to follow.

I feel like that was unnecessarily harsh :lol:

Edited by milan_7: 11/10/2015 07:27:23 PM

Lol. Of course I'm joking. It was for medical reasons.

Edited by MrBrisbane: 17/3/2016 09:39:46 PM

ok yeah I kinda thought that, What 12 year old would do that ? :lol:

WGMG: On the way to the game on Friday going under the tunnel on the RA march and a fair few smokeys were lit so that you couldn't see anything below your legs. I then stepped on a flare and now my best pair of runners is covered in orange #firstworldproblems

What colour were they originally. If they were white and now they are orange you should try selling them. You'd probably get an extra $50.

Originally blue, but it is only the left side of the left shoe that's orange so it just looks silly.

WGMG: After talking to a friend at school about selling him NBA 2K16 for the past week or so when school got back today, I got a message late last night from him saying he couldn't buy it after all.

ffs :lol:

Managed to arrange to sell it to another classmate, so it's all good.

WGMG: There was a lot of wax in my ear and I thought I'd be able to get it out, so I grabbed a q-tip and you can probably guess the rest. Then I panicked and stupidly tried to pluck some of the wax out with tweezers. I didn't get to the wax and now my ear hurts and I don't know how long it'll take before I can properly get the wax out and until then I'll just have to pray I haven't damaged my ear. I don't think I have , but I'm still concerned.

I'm a moron.

I don't think I've damaged anything, but my ear is definitely irritated. Definitely not going to stick another q-tip in my ear again.

No one need to tell me, I know I'm a fucking idiot :lol:

Go to the doctors and get it syringed/irrigated... its one of the best/strangest feelings. I had it done cause i had gone deaf. It didn't fix the issue but it felt good. Ended up having surgery a couple of weeks ago on my nose and they put some grommets in my ears at the same time, my nose issue was causing my ear issue which they thought was causing a nerve issue. Turns out the nose and ear were related but not the nerve... but again... get it syringed... its warm spa bath for your ears!