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You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

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FunkMasterFlex wrote:
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WGMG: When you wanna get a flashlight but finding a way to pay for it online (because even if I could use my EFTPOS card for online statements, mum would still see the statement from the bank), have it delivered to my house without mum intercepting it and then hiding it is going to be almost impossible.

Might as well go out and actually get laid.


Just order a hooker to your place when you are left home alone and pay cash.




:lol:





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https://www.fleshlight.com/faq-ordering/

Had a look for you salmon, you can do a money order son.





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[youtube]watch?v=fXrwW6qosBk[/youtube]
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:lol: Withdraw cash, purchase prepaid visa card from the supermarket/target etc

Insert Gertjan Verbeek gifs here

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JP wrote:
Please do make more posts about your masturbation habits, we're all enthralled.


MvFCArsenal16.8 wrote:
:lol: salmon

Don't judge me. You would've done the same when you were my age.

mcjules wrote:
:lol: Withdraw cash, purchase prepaid visa card from the supermarket/target etc

Forgot that those existed #-o

I've got $120 so I could even get Fleshlube and that weird powder shit to go with it. All I have to do is get a PO box or make sure I'm home when it arrives and think of a reason why I'm suddenly $70 poorer and I'm all good \:d/

For the first time, but certainly not the last, I began to believe that Arsenals moods and fortunes somehow reflected my own. - Hornby

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This thread is now good :lol:

Edited by aufc_ole: 6/12/2015 12:12:37 AM
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aufc_ole wrote:
This thread is now good :lol:

Edited by aufc_ole: 6/12/2015 12:12:37 AM

Well we're all involved in child porn now whether we like it or not :lol:
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The Maco wrote:
aufc_ole wrote:
This thread is now good :lol:

Edited by aufc_ole: 6/12/2015 12:12:37 AM

Well we're all involved in child porn now whether we like it or not :lol:

Hmm do sex toys come under the same category as pornography and you need to be 18+ to purchase? :-k

Insert Gertjan Verbeek gifs here

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mcjules wrote:
The Maco wrote:
aufc_ole wrote:
This thread is now good :lol:

Edited by aufc_ole: 6/12/2015 12:12:37 AM

Well we're all involved in child porn now whether we like it or not :lol:

Hmm do sex toys come under the same category as pornography and you need to be 18+ to purchase? :-k

Yes they do. I know this as we sell them.
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perthjay85 wrote:
mcjules wrote:
The Maco wrote:
aufc_ole wrote:
This thread is now good :lol:

Edited by aufc_ole: 6/12/2015 12:12:37 AM

Well we're all involved in child porn now whether we like it or not :lol:

Hmm do sex toys come under the same category as pornography and you need to be 18+ to purchase? :-k

Yes they do. I know this as we sell them.

Is that because it's an adult shop (i.e. also selling pornography)? I'm guessing this varies from state to state too. Seems a little bit over regulated but oh well. Salmon don't buy one :lol:

Insert Gertjan Verbeek gifs here

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mcjules wrote:
perthjay85 wrote:
mcjules wrote:
The Maco wrote:
aufc_ole wrote:
This thread is now good :lol:

Edited by aufc_ole: 6/12/2015 12:12:37 AM

Well we're all involved in child porn now whether we like it or not :lol:

Hmm do sex toys come under the same category as pornography and you need to be 18+ to purchase? :-k

Yes they do. I know this as we sell them.

Is that because it's an adult shop (i.e. also selling pornography)? I'm guessing this varies from state to state too. Seems a little bit over regulated but oh well. Salmon don't buy one :lol:


They are considered explicit items. In pretty certain all states are the same. One of the few things that is different is porn. I'm pretty sure from memory porn can legally only be sold in the ACT. Might have changed since i investigated it a few years ago.
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gr8 logic cops. Stop a teenage boy from discovering his sexuality in a safe and healthy environment using a silicone vagina instead of engaging in unsafe sex with other teenagers, which can open a whole can of works such as teenage pregnancy, STDs and the possibility of a girl's overprotective psycho dad chasing you out of the house with a meat cleaver?

If anything, teenage boys having easier access to Fleshlights can only be a good thing. How could it be a bad thing?

I'm going to buy myself a plastic pussy and there's nothing the coppers can do about it. Come at me, čunts.

For the first time, but certainly not the last, I began to believe that Arsenals moods and fortunes somehow reflected my own. - Hornby

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salmonfc wrote:
gr8 logic cops. Stop a teenage boy from discovering his sexuality in a safe and healthy environment using a silicone vagina instead of engaging in unsafe sex with other teenagers, which can open a whole can of works such as teenage pregnancy, STDs and the possibility of a girl's overprotective psycho dad chasing you out of the house with a meat cleaver?

If anything, teenage boys having easier access to Fleshlights can only be a good thing. How could it be a bad thing?

I'm going to buy myself a plastic pussy and there's nothing the coppers can do about it. Come at me, čunts.


Just make your own:
http://m.9gag.com/gag/4646357

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perthjay85 wrote:
salmonfc wrote:
gr8 logic cops. Stop a teenage boy from discovering his sexuality in a safe and healthy environment using a silicone vagina instead of engaging in unsafe sex with other teenagers, which can open a whole can of works such as teenage pregnancy, STDs and the possibility of a girl's overprotective psycho dad chasing you out of the house with a meat cleaver?

If anything, teenage boys having easier access to Fleshlights can only be a good thing. How could it be a bad thing?

I'm going to buy myself a plastic pussy and there's nothing the coppers can do about it. Come at me, čunts.


Just make your own:
http://m.9gag.com/gag/4646357

Pretty sure I tried something like that once and it wasn't great.

For the first time, but certainly not the last, I began to believe that Arsenals moods and fortunes somehow reflected my own. - Hornby

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salmonfc wrote:
perthjay85 wrote:
salmonfc wrote:
gr8 logic cops. Stop a teenage boy from discovering his sexuality in a safe and healthy environment using a silicone vagina instead of engaging in unsafe sex with other teenagers, which can open a whole can of works such as teenage pregnancy, STDs and the possibility of a girl's overprotective psycho dad chasing you out of the house with a meat cleaver?

If anything, teenage boys having easier access to Fleshlights can only be a good thing. How could it be a bad thing?

I'm going to buy myself a plastic pussy and there's nothing the coppers can do about it. Come at me, čunts.


Just make your own:
http://m.9gag.com/gag/4646357

Pretty sure I tried something like that once and it wasn't great.








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11.mvfc.11 wrote:
mcjules wrote:
The Maco wrote:
aufc_ole wrote:
This thread is now good :lol:

Edited by aufc_ole: 6/12/2015 12:12:37 AM

Well we're all involved in child porn now whether we like it or not :lol:

Hmm do sex toys come under the same category as pornography and you need to be 18+ to purchase? :-k
Yes. A sex toy shop can't be within 200m of any school, church or community building.

Just like all of us will not be allowed to go within 200m of aforementioned places when the AFP catch wind of this thread. :lol:

WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!

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salmonfc wrote:
WGMG: When you wanna get a flashlight but finding a way to pay for it online (because even if I could use my EFTPOS card for online statements, mum would still see the statement from the bank), have it delivered to my house without mum intercepting it and then hiding it is going to be almost impossible.

Might as well go out and actually get laid.

How about stop fucking worrying about getting laid. You're 16 ffs. You're a fair way off being the 40 year old motherfucking virgin. ](*,) ](*,)

WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!

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salmonfc wrote:
gr8 logic cops. Stop a teenage boy from discovering his sexuality in a safe and healthy environment using a silicone vagina instead of engaging in unsafe sex with other teenagers, which can open a whole can of works such as teenage pregnancy, STDs and the possibility of a girl's overprotective psycho dad chasing you out of the house with a meat cleaver?

If anything, teenage boys having easier access to Fleshlights can only be a good thing. How could it be a bad thing?

I'm going to buy myself a plastic pussy and there's nothing the coppers can do about it. Come at me, čunts.

Nothing on the planet sums you up quite like this.



WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!

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perthjay85 wrote:
mcjules wrote:
perthjay85 wrote:
mcjules wrote:
The Maco wrote:
aufc_ole wrote:
This thread is now good :lol:

Edited by aufc_ole: 6/12/2015 12:12:37 AM

Well we're all involved in child porn now whether we like it or not :lol:

Hmm do sex toys come under the same category as pornography and you need to be 18+ to purchase? :-k

Yes they do. I know this as we sell them.

Is that because it's an adult shop (i.e. also selling pornography)? I'm guessing this varies from state to state too. Seems a little bit over regulated but oh well. Salmon don't buy one :lol:


They are considered explicit items. In pretty certain all states are the same. One of the few things that is different is porn. I'm pretty sure from memory porn can legally only be sold in the ACT. Might have changed since i investigated it a few years ago.

Interesting. Certainly the stuff that show penetration is only legal to be sold in the territories.
[youtube]IQfwgzoiq4c[/youtube]

Insert Gertjan Verbeek gifs here

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Heineken wrote:
salmonfc wrote:
WGMG: When you wanna get a flashlight but finding a way to pay for it online (because even if I could use my EFTPOS card for online statements, mum would still see the statement from the bank), have it delivered to my house without mum intercepting it and then hiding it is going to be almost impossible.

Might as well go out and actually get laid.

How about stop fucking worrying about getting laid. You're 16 ffs. You're a fair way off being the 40 year old motherfucking virgin. ](*,) ](*,)

This.

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MvFCArsenal16.8 wrote:
Heineken wrote:
salmonfc wrote:
WGMG: When you wanna get a flashlight but finding a way to pay for it online (because even if I could use my EFTPOS card for online statements, mum would still see the statement from the bank), have it delivered to my house without mum intercepting it and then hiding it is going to be almost impossible.

Might as well go out and actually get laid.

How about stop fucking worrying about getting laid. You're 16 ffs. You're a fair way off being the 40 year old motherfucking virgin. ](*,) ](*,)

This.

Just watch porn.
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famousSYDNEYFC wrote:
MvFCArsenal16.8 wrote:
Heineken wrote:
salmonfc wrote:
WGMG: When you wanna get a flashlight but finding a way to pay for it online (because even if I could use my EFTPOS card for online statements, mum would still see the statement from the bank), have it delivered to my house without mum intercepting it and then hiding it is going to be almost impossible.

Might as well go out and actually get laid.

How about stop fucking worrying about getting laid. You're 16 ffs. You're a fair way off being the 40 year old motherfucking virgin. ](*,) ](*,)

This.

Just watch porn.

He can partake in it.
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salmonfc wrote:
gr8 logic cops. Stop a teenage boy from discovering his sexuality in a safe and healthy environment using a silicone vagina instead of engaging in unsafe sex with other teenagers, which can open a whole can of works such as teenage pregnancy, STDs and the possibility of a girl's overprotective psycho dad chasing you out of the house with a meat cleaver?

If anything, teenage boys having easier access to Fleshlights can only be a good thing. How could it be a bad thing?

I'm going to buy myself a plastic pussy and there's nothing the coppers can do about it. Come at me, čunts.

I prefer the real deal. If you get it in ....your in. Worry about what happens next later.
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famousSYDNEYFC wrote:
salmonfc wrote:
gr8 logic cops. Stop a teenage boy from discovering his sexuality in a safe and healthy environment using a silicone vagina instead of engaging in unsafe sex with other teenagers, which can open a whole can of works such as teenage pregnancy, STDs and the possibility of a girl's overprotective psycho dad chasing you out of the house with a meat cleaver?

If anything, teenage boys having easier access to Fleshlights can only be a good thing. How could it be a bad thing?

I'm going to buy myself a plastic pussy and there's nothing the coppers can do about it. Come at me, čunts.

I prefer the real deal. If you get it in ....your in. Worry about what happens next later.

Bang on. It's not about what you do with it, it's just about the gusto with which you first plonk it in.

Take note Salmon.
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Eastern Glory wrote:
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salmonfc wrote:
gr8 logic cops. Stop a teenage boy from discovering his sexuality in a safe and healthy environment using a silicone vagina instead of engaging in unsafe sex with other teenagers, which can open a whole can of works such as teenage pregnancy, STDs and the possibility of a girl's overprotective psycho dad chasing you out of the house with a meat cleaver?

If anything, teenage boys having easier access to Fleshlights can only be a good thing. How could it be a bad thing?

I'm going to buy myself a plastic pussy and there's nothing the coppers can do about it. Come at me, čunts.

I prefer the real deal. If you get it in ....your in. Worry about what happens next later.

Bang on. It's not about what you do with it, it's just about the gusto with which you first plonk it in.

Take note Salmon.

You're putting the pussy on a pedestal. Just go out. Sleigh one. Destroy one. hell if I'm in adel anytime soon. I'll buy you a hooker.
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You're right.

Also, fatties are great for a life sustaining pump. In the mortal words or Sean William Scott "In my experience, it's the bigger ones who do way more stuff!"
Afterwards you can't even tell if they're crying or it's just fat sweat.
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Also Salmon, two good tips for you.

1. When you know you're getting laid that day, rub your chubby in the morning so that you can demoralise her for longer.
2. Practice stopping mid stream whilst you're pissing. It's like doing weights for your dick and will help with honing your cumshooting skills. At my peak I once got a French girl in the eye from 3 feet away. She was booted off the train for screaming in a quiet carriage.
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Banging fatties is good practice for the real deal


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Eastern Glory wrote:
At my peak I once got a French girl in the eye from 3 feet away. She was booted off the train for screaming in a quiet carriage.



WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!

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