Salmon apparently looks like Newman from Seinfeld.

It's not true, it's bullshit!

I'm the love child of Jack Black and Tarantino. Maybe a bit of Viduka.

Edited by salmonfc: 4/3/2016 12:26:57 AM

Pics or Newman

Edited by redshirtwilly: 4/3/2016 10:29:16 AM

[youtube]watch?v=UhJteYnoLBI[/youtube]

Just realized how fucking funny this thing is when you listen to whole thing.

Talks about banging groupers and stroking salmons coddlefins. Fucking Brilliant :D

Edited by scotty21: 4/3/2016 11:27:02 AM

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WGMG: Keep grinding my teeth in my sleep.

How do I stop before I have no bottom incisors left?

Stress and anxiety can cause it but it's a good idea to go to a dentist, if you get ear infections or other ear problems that can cause it and before i was diagnosed with trigeminal neuralgia i had been to a dentist and they thought i had tmj cause they thought my pain was from teeth grinding so tmj could be a reason.

As for stopping it, not really sure, you may not notice that you actually do it during the day, try to pay attention to see if you do it when youre concerntrating on something, if you notice you are you can put your tongue between your teeth, do it long enough and you will do it in your sleep automatically.

It pays to have a wife in the dental field.

My other wives are useless.

Get a hammer and knock out all your teeth.

WGMG: The Easter Show. Turned a 1km walk to uni into a 2.5km walk.

WGMG: Have to find a new therapist.

Change is as good as a holiday. Glass half full approach.

Can't say I feel the same way. Now I have to go from a therapist I'm actually comfortable with, who knows all about my current situation and I was starting to make progress with to a complete stranger, explain everything that's going on and start from square one.

Get your old therapist to write a detailed letter so you can take it along with you when you see your new therapist. Maybe even ask if your old therapist would take a phone call from the new one

Good idea.

It just sucks because this therapist was really nice and actually helped. For all I know my next therapist could just put me on a bunch of pills to "fix" the problem.

And if they do you can tell them to fuck off and you'll find someone else.

Which I will. Just don't like changing stuff like this, is all.

WAGMG: I want to get into collecting vinyl (mum's got a metric shit ton of records), but I don't have the money to get a turntable/amp/pre-amp and all that shit and I don't even have a proper job.

Start going to Vinnies/Salvos. You can still find good stuff there. Lots of people do it now but I started doing it around 13 years ago and easily amassed over $7-$8 gran worth of records with about $200.

There's an op shop and a Salvos literally a stones throw from my high school, will swing over there after school and see what they've got.

Those places are gold mines m80.

Check out Trash and Tresure markets too

Good stuff. Also check out the videos games. Sometimes some gems in there. Start learning about women's clothes too, haha, when you can point out a $200 dress that they're selling for $2, the that's some sweet eBay profit.

LOL Mrs Scotty prides herself on her op shop finds.

She'll active brag about only paying $2.50 for a dress.

Don't think they'd have video games, but I'll check. If Salvos have The Simpsons Hit and Run, I'll convert to Christianity.

On PS2?

Only way to play it m80

Got my PS2 set up next to my PS4 any time I want to take a nostalgia trip

I might have a copy at my mum and dads place.

Next time I am over there I'll have a look.

I've got next to no money though :cry:

If only you had a dollar for every time you told us that.

Don't stress about that yet m80 I am not even sure if it's there or not we can cross that bridge if we come to it.

If you're wondering how to get it to me, your brother said he's coming to Adelaide for United vs City so just give it to him or something.

There's also a thing called an "address".

BTW he told me he's not going anymore

Edited by Draupnir: 7/3/2016 01:36:09 PM