This is whats wrong with this fucking world.

Yeah nah :lol:

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-PB

Yeah nah :lol:

Yeah nah :lol:

Stop winding him up, you know he's right :lol:

WGMG: Taking shits in public toilets. I hate taking ahits where I'm not comfortable. I always feel so unclean after using them. Feel like I need to shower afterwards in industrial strength bleach.

As I write this I'm currently using a shopping centre food court toilet. I have 2 old men taking dumps next to me and I can hear everything.

Retail worker here. What grinds my gears is cuatomers arguing with you when they see something on the shelf for a different price than what it scans up as. Fair argument though, i can admit that though. But its when they always insist that they should get it for free because "the supermarkets do it" is what really shits me.

Once, i had some public servant bring me an ink cartridge. Scanned up at $50 (yes, expensive, but that can be for another post). But there was an old ticket for $48. Im the supervisor on for the day anyways, so i put it through for $48, then he got up me because he thought it was the law that he should get it for free, and i just pretty much told him where to go. Eventually, he must have needed it really badly, so he paid his $48. But about an hour later, my customer care manager came up to me telling me about this phone call he had redirected to him from head office. It waa the same guy. He told me that he basically laughed at him on the phone for being an idiot.

The first part definitely sounds like a fair argument

I agree. I mean, basically speaking, if its our fuck up and we have advertised something cheaper, we will match our cheaper price.

I mean, if we advertised a TV that scans up in our system for $500 at $450, I'm not going to give it to you for free because Woolworths/Coles/IGA/etc have signed an agreement to do such a thing, when we at Target/KMart/Big W/JB Hi Fi/etc haven't

This is where it pays to know the law and processes involved. Same as your state's policy on refunds and my favorite when a receipt is mandatory.
Only Woolworths does this practice and it doesn't apply to items over $50.
It's done by the retail council.

WGMG: Taking shits in public toilets. I hate taking ahits where I'm not comfortable. I always feel so unclean after using them. Feel like I need to shower afterwards in industrial strength bleach.

As I write this I'm currently using a shopping centre food court toilet. I have 2 old men taking dumps next to me and I can hear everything.

I'm moving out mid-Jan thank heavens (but so is he so we might cross streams again)

This is a comprehensive list, or damage report if you will, of the shit he's pulled:
- Pissed on floor for 6 months without cleaning it up.
- Until June he left his towel in the bathroom exclusively without ever washing it. I would clean up aforementioned piss with aforementioned towel without him knowing anything, when he went on holiday he left it on the ground in the bathroom which inevitably led to mouldy growths and I threw it out because it stank. To date I have never seen him use another towel aka he drip dries in the bathroom which is why the floor in and around the bathroom is always soaked
- I have observed him carefully plucking hairs from his perfectly (autistically) manicured head. He then drops said hair wherever he his and never picks it up.
- There is a clunk of hair in the corner of the toilet room as well as hair in the toilet
- He follows a strict routine of toilet use in the morning. He pisses (on the floor but wipes it up poorly), goes back to his room for a while, returns to shit for 30 mins approx, returns to his room, goes back to the toilet with his phone and stays in there until someone knocks or presumably when he finishes masturbating
- He literally stamps his feet with every movement. It is his natural walk incredibly
- He slams every door no matter what the time is
- He eats my apples and moves my stuff in the fridge to make room for his stuff (despite having two shelves)
- He never maintains or attempts eye contact
- He always calls you 'sir'
- He cannot talk to non-Chinese women. He is visibly intimidated/uncomfortable when around them
- He is never barefoot. The sound of watery pluggers up and down the hallway is most frustrating
- The blinds and windows are always shut when he is in the room
- He gets visibly upset when I'm in the kitchen and he comes out believing that no-one's there.
- The only thing he has washed recently are his bedsheets
- He has a fitness regimen of skipping regularly for 30 minutes + (inside, with the door open)
- Whenever I ask him to do something he responds in Chinese in an angry, sarcastic tone.
- He regularly screams at his computer until the wee hours of the morning (he has an anger routine, he says the same word and precisely two seconds after it slams his foot)
- He never takes the bin out and regularly misses it
- He leaves all his shoes (all Adidas, and expensive) at the front door getting mud and shit everywhere
- He smeared shit down the wall and didn't clean it up
- The toilet brush is caked in shit because he doesn't put it in the water, he just scrapes the poo
- He uses my washing powder
- He once ate some of my pizza (If you know me personally that is THE cardinal sin)
- When the internet is uncapped he downloads 1080p movies and watches them without headphones in the living room and laughs unnecessarily loudly
- When the internet is capped he pays $20 a day to continue his downloading routine.
- He once asked me to stop playing Battlefront because it was slowing his downloading
- If your clothes are on the line when he needs to hang stuff out he moves them
- If you have stuff in the washing machine when he needs to use it he will dump your stuff on the floor
- When my sister lived here she said she lost the majority of her underwear whenever she'd hang it out
- He catches taxis to the uni (which is a 5 minute walk away)
- He only ever walks down to the fruit & veg shop and when he does he spends 30 mins + preparing his body and hair
- He has no sense of personal space. He will literally be rubbing up against you sometimes
- He apparently rang the real estate in tears because I asked him to be considerate of others living in the same household
- I was making breakfast one morning and returning to my room through the hallway I found him standing in my room checking it out
- When someone came over (a young Aboriginal man) to check out the available room the aforementioned young fella looked into his room (as the door was open). This somehow scared him incredibly, he rang the real estate and said there was an intruder, warned me not to let people inside the house, and barricaded the front door at night for several weeks with the dining table chairs despite the door being locked.
- He consistently makes purposeful pronounced sniffing noises as to indicate his displeasure at my smoking
- On hot days when I sit in the loungeroom with the air con on reading he will make no attempt to lessen his noise, even when he's cooking a few metres away from me

I assure you c*nts this is all factual. I could go on if I lived with him longer

WGMG: Finally went for our home loan last week. (Should've done it 3 months ago) the broker did it all on Monday and were hoping with my bosses shoddy pay slips and the fact she could never just use the same description when depositing my pay that the bank will take pity on me and give us the cash. The broker said other than that issue we are all good and don't stress because we WILL get the he money.
Anyway he said we would normally know within 2 weeks... we did it last Monday and he just msgd to the they will take longer because if easter and he says it may take up to a month... which is not good. I'm hoping he is being extremely conservative, which he has been through this whole thing as our last cut off is 4th of April, then we lose the land as they won't hold it any longer, we originally had a month in October and we dragged it out this long.
Fucking Hate this house shit. Then the broker says don't stress... this is the easy part.

WGMG: Developed this strange habit of gasping (for lack of a better description) when I'm laughing, which makes me sound like an asthmatic retard.

Another thing to be self conscious about :lol:

Da faq is wrong with you? Asthma isnt funny. My eldest got hospitalised because of it. So did i .

WGMG: Developed this strange habit of gasping (for lack of a better description) when I'm laughing, which makes me sound like a donkey getting kicked in the balls

Another thing to be self conscious about :lol:

Edited by salmonfc: 28/3/2016 11:28:07 PM

Nothing wrong with a distinguishable laugh. Got a friend of mine, she is fucking hot, is a party animal and is practically everyones best mate... however she is terrible at relationships... but fuck me dead her laugh... its all girly... til the snorting comes. Knowing her for 20 years its something that she didn't do and it crept in when she'd drink then it just eases it easy in and watching new people go "the fuck? Did that just come out of that " is so priceless... you totally wouldn't change it.
As for myself i have the silent laugh that turns into the wheezy Laugh that can turn into the horse face with gums out bullshit.