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avy1990
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What Nico said. Some are good :)
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mus-28
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avy1990 wrote:What Nico said. Some are good :) Mine told me to go to the strippers with my mates on Friday night when they asked me to go \:d/
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imnofreak
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[youtube]mCMte-TmtpU[/youtube]
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Benjo
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:lol: at the convo.
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Heineken
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:lol: Perhaps seriously being single isnt too bad :lol:
WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!
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anth wrote:Conversation's like that make me laugh, because while i haven't had any that ridiculous, i have had some bad ones. Quoting one from memory.
(JUST before we are about to head out for the night for a friends birthday)
EX-GF: How do i look?
.:bp:.: meh, seen better.
EX-GF: (starts crying)
.:bp:. *continues playing PES
Thats how i roll biatchesssssssssssssssssssssssssss.....
Edited by anth: 8/2/2010 06:59:58 PM
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Benjo
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:lol: That's great
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MidfieldMaestro
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After reading those, I don't know whether to laugh, cry or be completely bewildered.
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avy1990
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Haha, I was probably up against a pregnant one tbh...hormonal bitches.
But they're not all bad. ;)
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imnofreak
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avy1990 wrote:Haha, I was probably up against a pregnant one tbh...hormonal bitches.
But they're not all bad. ;) Yeah, you said that already ;)
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anth
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MM - Laugh now, cry when it happens to you. You will learn they you just need to do whatever you need to do to not inflame the situation... Easier said then done!
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Glenn - A-league Mad
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Mrs Mad, never wants to make a decision.
eg.
Mrs Mad "I feel like take away for dinner"
Mr Mad "Ok what do you feel like"
Mrs Mad "I dont care"
Mr Mad "Well, you suggested it, you must have something in mind" (<-- big mistake) #-o
Mrs Mad "WHATEVER HAS THE SHORTEST LINE! why do I have to choose everything" :-#
1 week later ----------------------
Mrs Mad "I feel like take away for dinner"
Mr Mad "No problems - lets get KFC" :d
Mrs Mad "whatever, we always have to do what YOU want" :x WTF ](*,)
Women = No win situations. Thankgod for the benifits ;)
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Glenn - A-league Mad wrote:Mrs Mad, never wants to make a decision.
eg.
Mrs Mad "I feel like take away for dinner"
.:bp:. "do you think your thighs need that?"
Mrs Mad (starts crying)
.:bp:. *continues playing PES
1 week later ----------------------
Mrs Mad "I feel like take away for dinner"
Mr Mad "No problems - Ill pick up myself a 21 peice bucket, you can have bread sticks"
Mrs Mad (starts crying)
.:bp:. * continues playing PES
Thats how i rollll biatchesssssssssssssssssssss
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anth
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bp rolls as a bachelor.
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pimpsta
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anth wrote:bp rolls as a bachelor. more thinking 40 year old virgin
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avy1990
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imnofreak wrote:avy1990 wrote:Haha, I was probably up against a pregnant one tbh...hormonal bitches.
But they're not all bad. ;) Yeah, you said that already ;) Oh oops...Did not notice..ah well.
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anth wrote:Conversation's like that make me laugh, because while i haven't had any that ridiculous, i have had some bad ones. Quoting one from memory.
(JUST before we are about to head out for the night for a friends birthday)
EX-GF: How do i look?
Anth: Great, great.
X: Sweet let's go.
A: Oh wait, there's a ladder in your stocking.
X: WTF!!! Where?
A: There on your calf.
X: OMFG fuck that, it's my last navy blue stocking fuck. I can't go out like this...(starts crying)
A: It's okay, just wear a black stocking.
X: You dont fucking get it do you? Black stockings don't go with this dress. Dont worry just go and have fun and tell them im sick or something.
A: Don't be silly, what if i go up to coles and get you a navy blue stocking?
X: OH you would do that? Thank you sooo much, i'll redo my make up.
A: (Drives to Coles and finds a navy blue stocking. drives back to X's house)
A: Here you go honey.
X: Thanks i don't need it, i'm just going to wear the black stockings i have. Let's go, tonight's going to be so much fun.
A: (Internal monologue - "What... The.... Fuck!!??? How the fuck as i supposed to handle this shit. Wait, wait don't get her in a bad mood again..." )
A: Okay babe, let's go. You are right the black stockings look hot :)
Edited by anth: 8/2/2010 06:59:58 PM And this is why you always check the product before purchase. If it is stamped High matenance return to shelf or look for equivelant generic brand. cheaper and less issues.
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anth
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rocknerd wrote:anth wrote:Conversation's like that make me laugh, because while i haven't had any that ridiculous, i have had some bad ones. Quoting one from memory.
(JUST before we are about to head out for the night for a friends birthday)
EX-GF: How do i look?
Anth: Great, great.
X: Sweet let's go.
A: Oh wait, there's a ladder in your stocking.
X: WTF!!! Where?
A: There on your calf.
X: OMFG fuck that, it's my last navy blue stocking fuck. I can't go out like this...(starts crying)
A: It's okay, just wear a black stocking.
X: You dont fucking get it do you? Black stockings don't go with this dress. Dont worry just go and have fun and tell them im sick or something.
A: Don't be silly, what if i go up to coles and get you a navy blue stocking?
X: OH you would do that? Thank you sooo much, i'll redo my make up.
A: (Drives to Coles and finds a navy blue stocking. drives back to X's house)
A: Here you go honey.
X: Thanks i don't need it, i'm just going to wear the black stockings i have. Let's go, tonight's going to be so much fun.
A: (Internal monologue - "What... The.... Fuck!!??? How the fuck as i supposed to handle this shit. Wait, wait don't get her in a bad mood again..." )
A: Okay babe, let's go. You are right the black stockings look hot :)
Edited by anth: 8/2/2010 06:59:58 PM And this is why you always check the product before purchase. If it is stamped High matenance return to shelf or look for equivelant generic brand. cheaper and less issues. That's the thing, other than for a few days each month she was amazing to be around.
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Heineken
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:lol: Sick fucker.
WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!
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Heineken wrote::lol:
Sick fucker. tell me about it...first the dream, now this.
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avy1990
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Grammer Nazi
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Heineken
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Truth be told, that's somthing i expect of Afro to post, not SF. :lol:. So i'm somewhat suprised :lol:
WOLLONGONG WOLVES FOR A-LEAGUE EXPANSION!
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avy1990
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:lol:
Ssomeone on my fb posted that key analogy as a status last week...needless to say it was a hit amongst guys.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Lamebook is so funny, im on there every few days
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Heineken wrote:Truth be told, that's somthing i expect of Afro to post, not SF. :lol:. So i'm somewhat suprised :lol: I'm a little more cautious with Nazi related things.
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