I typed in 'molests' and got nothing :lol:

http://thechive.com/2010/08/03/secretary-loses-her-cat-and-asks-graphic-designer-at-her-work-to-create-a-missing-poster/

You need to read the entire thing.

Saw it at Uni today, laughed so hard :lol:

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got
into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian"

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the
time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like
that to Brian Sullivan, every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have
won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang
like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should
have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But
Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his
fucking' widow."

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:lol: Wipeout :lol:

I was asked to go and see my ex-girlfriend today. One thing lead to another and we ended up having sex.

The Police weren't too pleased. I was only meant to be identifying her body.

i forgot which thread this was for a second and i thought you were serious :lol:

They killed wipeout though when they made the Australian and British and other countries versions. :lol:.

James Brayshaw was the Aussie commentator. IIRC.

There's a girl, passed out in a shopping card while some guy does his shopping. The dude is seriously wack. I mean, what's he thinking "The date rape is gonna have to wait honey, I'm out of Nutella"?

The second video is just...I can't describe it. Does anyone know what Seth Green was doing in the 80's?