Well, i just didnt.

Whats wrong with Spiderman threads? Also it seems you are reffering to Melbhearthammer and Heineken with the horse references?

[-x =; Uh-uh, back up there, sister. Don't associate me and MHH's beastiality. I do the cute pony's. MHH, well I'm sure there's doctors who can sort it out.

Dont go there sista.

All the ponies melbournehearthammer posts seem to have 5 legs, they must be from Chernobyl.

Couldnt resist.

Wut.

Fucking Jew Goal.

wow..

:lol: He's got his own channel. I assume he's got asbergers or something, but yeah, he's creepy

"while its boiling, you can tend to other things, like the dishes....

...or you can just watch the local wildlife"

like seriously, that shits wacked!

I lose it at that part. All his stuff his plastic, Tupperware like. Once again, I think he's got Asbergers or something, but that bit cracked me up.


Same with the bit where he's doing the sugar "This measure is only half a cup, so we'll have to do it two times".

:lol:

I lost my shit at that part! :lol: :lol:

a joke circulating after the Japan tsunami

"People keep saying we should give to the Japanese, but fuck those guys they are rich as! I just saw on the news this one fucker had a massive yacht and a fucking plain in his front yard!"

and more crudely..

"my asian girlfriend dumped me... never mind, plenty more in the sea!"

My favourite was the "Haven't the tables turned, now the whales are eating the Japanese"...

I don't know why the Japs are getting so excited about this nuclear reactor, we gave them a vaccination back in '45! It's about time for a booster shot...

Found this on the sidebar of the whacked ice tea freak movie...

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One of my personal faves:
"To aid tsunami victims, the USA offered $30 million, the UK offered $25 million and Australia offered to replace those who died. "

Bob Geldof went and organised "Flood Relief 2011. The bands lined up are Muddy Waters, The Drifters, Wet Wet Wet, Billy Ocean, The Tornadoes, the Beach Boys, the 'Tide is High' and 'Say Hello and Wave Goodbye.

Beachfront cities still have power. There is plenty of current running.

Tsunami area pubs and clubs are reopening, as old customers drift back in waves.

So sad to hear about that tragedy in Japan it must of been a real eye opener for them

"BBC NEWS: Kenya offer condolences to Japan.

Trust the Africans to get friendly when water is involved."

That Jenna Marbles chick has heaps of piss funny videos

oh

and I'd so bang her all night long. Voilently, if she started carrying on like in those videos

Pretty much all of this.

another...

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I started a restaurant in Japan. It was slow at first but customers are starting to drift in...

Two men kayaking across the pacific ocean were distraught to find that upon reaching California they'd been beaten by a japanese woman in a deckchair.

That how to trick people into thinking your good looking is a classic video.

[youtube]PAusX_2ha24[/youtube]

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watch this shit

I want to watch that Slinky man stoned.

I wonder what happens when you push him down the stairs...

+1 that would be awesome.

Already did it. Not as good as you'd think. Probably better if the video quality wasn't ARSE.