Edited by StiflersMom: 13/3/2015 06:44:45 PM

Reminds me of this.

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Is this the biggest wanker in australia?



Edited by switters: 15/3/2015 03:57:44 PM

Yes.

-PB

No doubt about it.

This is why the terrorists hate us. Thanks Sydney.

:lol:

(NB: CCM have also scored 4 goals and lost, and that was also against Sydney).

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Comedy Central shot its Roast of Justin Bieber last night at Sony Studios in Culver City, California. Featuring roastmaster Kevin Hart, and a lineup of roasters that included Ludacris, Shaquille O’Neal, Pete Davidson, Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross, Chris D’Elia, Will Ferrell, Snoop Dogg, and, Martha Stewart.

As expected, Bieber got torn a new one…verbally. And, equally as expected, it was so satisfying to see!

1) “Justin, you’re so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right.” – Snoop Dogg

2) “A feud with One Direction? That’s like a fight between don’t-care and who-gives-a-sh*t.” – Ludacris

3) “Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she’s dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a moustache before you?” – Jeff Ross

7) “You act so much like a pussy, Ellen [DeGeneres] tried to eat you.” – Ludacris

8) “Sixty million Twitter followers? The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower.” – Martha Stewart

Comedy Central Roast Of Justin Bieber - Show

9) “Justin has the voice of an angel… and the driving skills of Stevie Wonder.” – Kevin Hart

10) “Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters.” – Ludacris

11) “I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather.” – Will Ferrell (as Anchorman’s Ron Burgundy)

12) “You are the King Joffrey of Pop.” – Jeff Ross

As is customary with Roastings, Justin did have a chance to get his own back on a few of those that’d mocked him. Here’s what he came out with…

1) “Kevin Hart is so short, he calls Lil Wayne, Wayne.”

2) “What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.”

3) “Martha Stewart: Thanks for coming. I’ll bet that’s something you don’t’ do much of anymore.”

Speaking from experience about jail, though.

Why can't somebody do this to Kris Griffiths-Jones already?

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Even though it's censored out, there's something strangely erotic about Lee Lin Chin saying the word 'fuck'. :lol:

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Edited by petszk: 27/3/2015 02:34:54 PM

Did lol.

=d>

Watched it the other day.

Best quotes:

1) Pete Davidson to Shaq:

"Thanks for taking a break from throwing barrels at super mario"

2) Jeff Ross to Pete Davidson and Shaq:

"Pete's father died in 9/11, I'm sorry Shaq, I know they were your favourite buildings to climb.

3) Pete Davidson to host Kevin Hart:

"Great to be at a roast hosted by Shaq's dick."

4) Jeff Ross to Snoop Dogg:

"What happened to you? You look like a retired WNBA player"

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:oops:

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