DDK wrote:how'd you get unbanned? and what's your stance on Kevin Airs now?
By asking very nicely and being repentant. He's a nice guy, misunderstood. He has his own style of management, but I reckon he should inspire more fear :lol:
Joffa wrote:Should we ask more questions?
Yeah, why not. I just don't expect instant answers. I know I'm awesome, but I'm not THAT awesome.
Funky wrote:He actually answered them all. =d> =d> =d>
I can't find Jesus, can you?
I didn't bother answering anything not followed by a questionmark, ie aussie_arsenal's post:P
Sure I can find Jesus, he's in a glass jar under my bed.
I was walking up the yarra once and there was a priest doing christenings, he dunked a persons head under water and asked "did you see jesus?" before the person answered and was let go.
As I walked past, he dunked my head under the water and asked "Did you see Jesus?"
"No" I replied.
So he dunked my head under again "Did you see jesus?"
"No, I didn't."
A third time he forced my head under the water and held me under until I nearly drowned "did you see jesus?" he asked again.
I replied "No, are you sure this is where he fell in?"
davidtorres wrote:Why are you a massive dickhead?
Takes one to know one, mate. I'm one because I can be. What's your excuse? Were you dropped as a child?
avy wrote:Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Well, her boobs aren't as big as yours. But her body is better,...so thanks, but no thanks.
anth wrote:Schooner of carlton draught, tooheys new, vb or pure blonde???
None, I drink Pints. But Pure Blonde.
Joffa wrote:Why didn't you answer my question?
Because I'm not magic.
Joffa wrote:Also, why didn't you reply with separate posts? You could have added 100 posts to your post count!!!!!!
Because I already have some 26,000 posts, another 100 means very little to me. And I don't feel the need to spam.
anth wrote:Why has Joffa made another account called Joffart?
Because he's full of hot air.
avy wrote:Can I have an in-depth personal review from you on the Geneva Convention?
In depth, no. But the Geneva convention is there for a reason, and it works 90% of the time. It does inhibit certain processes though and it would be nice to see more nations abide by it, like Sudan. But countries like Sudan are used to conflict and can never be ruled by a democracy.
Zimbos wrote:When are 442 going to hire some of us?
I've been wondering that one myself for a while. There was talk of a couple of us being taken on as freelance writers about two years ago to write about half a dozen articles to see what interest was like but nothing much happened.
Joffa wrote:Why would anth think that would be me?
Because you're from TWGF, the home of the multis.
Pimpsta wrote:You are sitting in an empty bar (in a town you’ve never before visited), drinking Bacardi with a soft-spoken acquaintance you barely know. After an hour, a third individual walks into the tavern and sits by himself, and you ask your acquaintance who the new man is. “Be careful of that guy,” you are told. “He is a man with a past.” A few minutes later, a fourth person enters the bar; he also sits alone. You ask your acquaintance who this new individual is. “Be careful of that guy too,” he says. “He is a man with no past.” Which of these two people do you trust less?
The man with a past. Everyone has a past, so the man with 'no past' must be a liar.
pimpsta wrote:For reasons that cannot be explained, cats can suddenly read at a twelfth-grade level. They can’t talk and they can’t write, but they can read silently and comprehend the text. Many cats love this new skill, because they now have something to do all day while they lay around the house; however, a few cats become depressed, because reading forces them to realize the limitations of their existence (not to mention utter frustration of being unable to express themselves). This being the case, do you this the average cat would enjoy Garfield, or would cats find the cartoon to be an insulting caricature?
Well...assuming that they can also interpret the graphics as well as the texts, I think that they would find it questionable. Given that it is written from a human perspective.
avy wrote:Why are these renovators taking forever to build the new kitchen?
Because they're tradesmen and tradesmen enjoy getting paid to do SFA.
imnofreak wrote:Why is chicken the best food in the world?
Because it tastes like everything.
Joffa wrote:Why is it so much fun asking afro questions?
Because I'm just that interesting probably.
manchester12 wrote:Do you think me asking my questions one at a time is cheap...?
Everyone else is doing it. And you did it anyway.
manchester12 wrote:Pele or Marodana?
Maradona.
manchester12 wrote:Where was i before birth?
Probably your mother's uterus.
manchester12 wrote:Where was i before i was concieved? like in the 1800s?
A series of widely strewn atoms and molecules.
manchester12 wrote:Miranda Kerr or Megan Foxe?
Kerr has a better arse and doesn't have trashy tattoos. So Kerr.
manchester12 wrote:Is Glen Moss good?
No, he's woeful. I don't know why Merrick keeps playing him.
manchester12 wrote:What is Caster Semenya?
A middle distance runner from South Africa.
manchester12 wrote:original or salt and vinegar?
Salt and Vinegar.
manchester12 wrote:ps3 or 360?
Probably 350 at the moment, it's cheaper.
manchester12 wrote:Fifa or PES?
Neither, they both bore me. FM > ALL.
sydneycroatia wrote:Why is spam sometimes so funny?
I dunno. But it does get a little boring until someone asks a good question. I haven't had one since pimpsta's first 'riddle'. You all disappoint me.
manchester12 wrote:Rugby League or Union?
League. I dont' have to travel inter-state to watch it.
Fredsta wrote:How come this hasnt been shut down yet?
I dont' know, I'd have thought that Mancherster12's spam-fest would surely have been the straw that broke the camel's back.
Marconi wrote:Was manchester12 excessive in his questions?
He's a childish little oik and he thinks his post cound needs to be caught up with everyone else.
Fredsta wrote:And did it piss you off or leave you thirsty for more?
Pissed me off to no end. I want some good questions already. Someone ask a funny question.
marconi wrote:Was that reply neccessary?
Nothing in this topic is really necessary. Especially any post by manchester12.
manchester12 wrote:which forumer do you like the most?
Not you. I'd say Funky, given I've known him for so long.
manchester12 wrote:which forumer do you hate the most?
Random_hero. Though aussie_arsenal is pushing him close lately. His bullshit is not welcome in extra time. Take it to Aussie Football and leave it there.
manchester12 wrote:and which one is the hottest
Funky wrote:Why doesn't Manc 12 just post all his questions in one post?
Because 12 is both his age and IQ.
Terrifficj.
Edited by afromanGT: 16/11/2009 04:26:40 PM