avy wrote:Will you meet me halfway?
Only if you do that thing I like...
Heineken wrote:What is the best flavoured condom that women like?
Most women like Strawberry for some reason. I know my ex's have.
zimbos wrote:has your credit card been taking a beating?
Yeah, I should probably pay it off before I overdraw it again.
zimbos wrote:where are the oompaloompas?
In my basement.
zimbos wrote:can you smell what the rock is cooking?
Yeah. It smells like...Burnt Macaroni (not to be confused with burnt Marconi101).
avy wrote:Why would a woman taste a condom? Is that like ultra safe sex?
Flavoured chewing-gum for later.
socceroos_fan wrote:Is Mitch Hewer the hottest male to grace this earth?
I'm not really qualified to comment on hot guys. As long as he's better looking than Cristiano Ronaldo, who cares?
avy wrote:Flurgen Burgen? or no?
That sounds like what happens when you put Fleur Delacour in a burger. That would be wrong.
Joffa wrote:Which celebrities would you turn for?
Steven Gerrard. Trent Reznor.
Fredsta wrote:I applaud you answering the Mr 10 questions mate and ask if it is possible for you to give your self a clap on the back?
It does appear to be possible. Though I tweaked my back and it's still kind of hard to raise my arms sufficiently.
davidtorres wrote:Is the Illumnati true?
Even if it was, I couldn't tell you.
Fredsta wrote:Are you looking at aqquirng some form of helper monkey to keep a record of all these questions?
That's an interesting spelling og 'acquiring'. But yes, I'm considering a helper monkey. They call him 'funky'. Though that could prove to be a bit of a hinderance.
Higashi wrote: How many hours have you spent answering questions in this thread?
Probably about six.
avy wrote:Whos that chick, thats rockin’ kicks?
Miley Cyrus, it would appear.
Joffa wrote: Are ghosts real?
Imagine how many ghosts there would be if that were true...Gonna say nah.
Heineken wrote:Will Matthew Reily write any more books on Captain Shane Schofield and his brave heroic band of United States Marine Corp troops?
Well, he's had a lot of success from that. So I'd think so.
Fredsta wrote:One would hope so heineken and in your opinion afro will the inafous Black Knight make any more cameos in these novels?
With the chance to develop the illusive character, I can see that happening.
Funky wrote:Why does my Hankey Bannister taste so damn good with coke?
Because it's a pretty damn good scotch mostly.
anth wrote:Why do we need to piss when we hear the sound of trickling water? Does is have anything to do with our evolution?
Psychologicla association between running water and flushing toilets.
anth wrote:What is this shot called? I had it in Melbourne, in Fitzroy or St Kilda I can't remember tbh (but i CAN remember the name of the shot). Half a shot of creme de cacao, half shot of creme de menthe (layered), dropped into a pint that is half filled with beer (carlton draught) and with a dash of coke. The shot is dropped into the pint and then sculled. The name of this shot is?
I can't think of anything with Cacao. The only drink that's like that I can think of is a Shamrock bomb. But that's irish cream, not Creme de Cacao.
Try a Snickers, Half a pint of Beer, Half a pint of Coke, Frangelico and Creme de Cacao. Tastes like a snickers bar. Smells like the sink.
socceroos_fan wrote:Why is this a load of shit?
It's not.
anth wrote:Why does hearing the sound of trickling water make me need to piss and not s_f?
Because S_F has a massive prostate from all that poking...
Heineken wrote:If men are from mars and women from venus, where do trannies come from?
The dark side of the Moon. With apologies to Pink Floyd.
Joffa wrote: Has this thread lost it's mojo?
I don't really think it had that much mojo to begin with :lol:
manchester12 wrote:who is the best soccer player in the world?
Soccer? I don't know what you're talking about. I'd say Fernando Torres or Leo Messi.
mancherster12 wrote:who is the best squad in the world (exluding real madrid)
Barcelona. No doubt.
avy wrote:Why does nothing rhyme with Month?
Unless you have a speach impedament. In which case 'Cunth' does. As in, "She made fun of me, so I kicked her in her Cunth".
Joffa wrote:Why does nothing ryhme with Orange?
nothing needs to. Nothing rhymes with Silver either.
Joffa wrote:And why is an orange both a fruit and a colour?
Because if Banana was also a colour that would just be confusing.
Joffa wrote:And what other examples are there where a word can be the name of more than one thing?
Cuñt.
Object.
Wound.
Just to name a few.
Krackovich wrote:How come Jim Belushi is so underrated?
Because people confuse him with Bill Murray. And because his brother was in Blues Brothers.
Joffa wrote:Why did The Blues Brothers 2000 tank so badly?
Because those who knew abotu it didn't care. And those who didn't know about it didn't care either. IT was destined to fail compared to the cult classic of the original.
Joffa wrote:And are all sequels destined to be inferior by products of the original movie?
Not all, but 90% I'd say.
manchester12 wrote:What's a victard? i actually wanna know :-k
It's a NSW colloquialism for a victorian. Because they lack the wit or inginuity to think of anything better.
davidtorres wrote:What is a word that ryhmes with Purple, Silver, Orange???
There are no words that ryme with Purple, Silver, Orange or Month.
Joffa wrote: How many words in standard English can you name that start with dw?
Dwell, Dwelling, Dwindle, Dwarf, Dwarves, Dwarfism. That's about it really.
avy wrote:Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
Slower. It takes the path of least resistance to the ground. It's the fastest route possible.
Funky wrote:When blind people dream, what do they see?
They don't see, they hear.
avy wrote:If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Well...I guess so. Are you trying to work out if you're not alone in that one fifth of people?
socceroos_fan wrote:Would you turn gay for this?
No. I think my sister would though.
avy wrote:If deaf people go to court is it still called a hearing?
Well, they're not the one who does the listening, are they? Unless the deaf person going to court is the judge. Then maybe it's called a signing.
sydneycroatia wrote:If a man with one leg walks into a shoe store. Does he only have to pay for one shoe or does he have to buy the pair?
A man with one leg wouldn't walk into the store, he'd hop. And it would explain why there's always odd shoes at Kmart.
avy wrote:Why cant a heterosexual guy tell another heterosexual guy he thinks his booty is fly?
Because he's not black or gay.
manchester12 wrote:hahaha do u come up with these questions, or do you find them fmo somewhere??
He spends all day trying to think of questions I can give him interesting answers too. Thanks avy.
Krackovich wrote:Who let the dogs out?
Didnt bother reading through all the other pages, has that been asked already?
I told you before, it was Kevin Airs.
It's not like you have to read much, just find my posts.
sydneycroatia wrote:Ok if Blind people have seeing eye dogs. Do blind dogs have seeing eye people?
No, they have a vet and get put down because they keep walking into furniture.
Joffa wrote:Should it have been?
No, it shouldn't. It's the worst question I've been asked.
Benjo wrote:Should we change this thread's name to Let's rattle off random questions that'll never get answered?
They do get answered. STFU.
Joffa wrote: If all countries were as densely populated as China, what would the world's population be?
About eighteen billion IIRC. So only three times what it currently is. It's not as densely populated as people think because of the Gobi Dessert etc.
Benjo wrote:Is Lady GaGa a man or a woman?
Lady with a massive clitoris.
Marconi wrote:If God created man in his own image, why isn't man invisible?
Because then we'd keep walking into eachother.
Funky wrote:if Pinocchio said his nose was about to grow, what would happen?
He'd probably get a boner.
Joffa wrote: Do blind people dream in colour? And how would they know?
Blind people, if they have been blind their entire life only dream sound and touch. If they have memories from being able to see, they will dream in colour and vision.
Funky wrote:Did Joffa steal my question?
Yeah, yeah he did.
Joffa wrote:Did I really? Sorry mate that was very remiss of me...by no means intentional my good man....am I forgiven?
Yeah, you did. You're forgiven I believe. It's better than being asked four times "How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck..."
.:bp:. wrote:Why do doves cry?
Because it hurts when you pee.
.:bp:. wrote:And why does it hurt when I pee?
Because you should have been using some of avy's flavoured condoms.
anth wrote:How many kilometres did it take the MyPOWER team to cycle around Australia? Hehe
Approximately 16,000 km.
Edited by afromanGT: 18/11/2009 12:31:15 AM