Guest wrote:What does teen spirit smell like?
Sweat, Vagina, Alcohol and Marijuana.
kimTHEcorpse wrote:why am i known as the corpse?[
Because 'kimTHEaliveandkickingbody' just doesn't have the same ring to it. It also highlights your necrophilia that you hope nobody is onto and doesn't take seriously. I've seen what you do at the town morgue with the microwave...
.:bp:. wrote: why am i named after a petrol station...
Because you touch yourself at night! Your name is also a bitch to type out in full.
kimTHEcorpse wrote:what's in a name?
Letters mostly.
Funky wrote:Why is my username the best on this site?
It's not. RegisteredSexOffender is. You're a close second.
Joffa wrote: Have all the important inventions been invented or is there still more to come?
Sooner or later somebody's going to invent a HD converter for car audio.
Teleporters are still under way. I still like Willy Wonka's school of thought on the idea.
And the sooner someone invents a way to Slap Ellen each time she dances though the tv set, the better.
Heineken wrote:Lemon Lime & Bitters, or Pink Lemondade?
Lemob, Libe & Bitters. Damn you, now I want some.
Joffa wrote: Who is the greater Piano man Billy Joel or Elton John and why?
Billy Joel. He's a better guy, didn't need to be gay and flamboyant to make a name for himself and has better songs. See: We didn't start the fire, Big Shot, She's Always A Woman, etc.
avy wrote:Why is a small town girl taking a midnight train to anywherrrrre?
To see the city boy, born and raised in south Detroit.
Higashi wrote: How many questions would it take before you break?
More than this, clearly.
Joffa wrote: What is your favourite cover song and why is it better than the original?
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm....That's a tough one. Either Whisky In the Jar by Metallica, because it's Metallica.
Or Sunday Bloody Sunday by Saul Williams - the way he adapts the song is brilliant.
Heineken wrote:Why is it the americans always insist on having "cream" in their tea/coffee instead of milk. what the fuck is with that!!!
Obviously milk makes coffee creamier. They just have to be excessive in it, like with anything else american. The only cream you should be putting in your coffee is Irish Cream.
higashi wrote: Why do people need more than one way to skin a cat?
Well it depends on how curiosity killed it, doesn't it?
If curiosity shot it, you've got to find a way of skinning it and keeping the bullet hole to a minimum.
If curiosity hit it over the head, you've got to find a way of minimizing that bloodied mess at the end of the body.
If curiosity poisoned it, you've got pretty much free reign. Unless the poison gave it the shits...
Yeah, I'm sick. So what?
Joffa wrote: Do cat's know they have nine lives?
If they didn't, do you think they'd do half the shit they do?
Heineken wrote:Did you believe the War in Iraq was right? if so were you supportive of it?
No, it wasn't. If we were really concerned about righting political wrongs we'd be invading North Korea or Sudan. Especially the latter. No, 'we' were only concerned about oil with that one. Which is common knowledge now.
Heineken wrote:Do you believe the War in Afghanistan is right? if so do you support it, and the Troops fighting there.
Very politically loaded questions these. I'll bite as long as nobody bites back. These are my opinions becuase I was asked, that's all. Not looking for a political argument.
War against what? 'terror'? How do you declare war against a non-political 'entity'? Bush jr just wanted to show daddy he had cajones. I mean, shit, as if you can't find fucking Bin Laden. You're not looking hard enough. Send a woman to do the job and she'd be like "You see, He's here, with your car keys. he was here the whole time." And then guys would never hear the end of it...
I remember the day Bush announced america was going to invade Afghanistan, we were on our way to school camp and the radio was on. When the announcement came through, the entire bus erupted "BUSH IS A WANKER *CLAP CLAP CLAP*" We thought it was stupid then, I still think it's stupid now. Unfortunately, we need a
major millitary conflict to make nations think twice again about going to war.
Joffa wrote:If an elephant has alzheimers does he ever forget?
He forgets how to remember all the stuff he's remembered.
avy wrote:What song do I have stuck in my head as of now?
Probably Chase That Feeling. Because it's what's stuck in my head and you're just a figment of my imagination.
Joffa wrote:I'm guessing it is by the band Journey... am I right?
No, you're not.
higashi wrote:Which is the most repeated question in this topic?
"How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck...?"
Joffa wrote: Which version of Who's line is it anyway should I like more?
Drew Carey's.
avy wrote:What do you think about Manly losing Matt Orford? Do you think the youngster Keiran Foran can step up permanently to the big grade?
I wouldn't think it'll make that much difference, their side has peaked anyway so it speeds up their rebuilding process. Kieran Foran is a part of that.
sam.gilbert wrote: afroman, should i ask my girlfriend to marry me?
I don't have enough information to give you a decent answer about that. If you're thinking about it, maybe you should, if it feels right. How long have you two been going out for? Do you live together?