Today Tonight, or A Current Affair?

60 Minutes, or an hour?

9am with Kim and David or The Morning Show?

Why have their only been 4 people post in the last 3 pages?

Neighbours or Home & Away?

Why does conor not understand how spamming works?

Where did the 2nd 'N' in Connor go?

Yeah. Sadly you got fucked on.

You didn't. But it's a misleading implication to some extent. A lot of people on here have difficulty with those kinds of things.

Marty's not one with comprehension problems generally, he just likes to curtail those that are.

Well, the price of eggs in zambia are really quite high because they're laid by imported chickens, which are imported from australia, which are grown off australian wheat, and they grow it here because the chickens in china are of poor quality due to their relatively dense population and the fact that they don't farm wheat in china, which is what Joffa's question was regarding.

Did you like the way I tied all that together?

They all got turned into a highly exotic form of sushi in the early 18th century.

Black with red.

Your hand. Now stop it! You're at work for pete's sake! Geeze...Pervert.

Only if you live in North Korea and are clever about it.

Yeah, ok. But I'm leading.

I have never watched taht show and don't plan to. The hot one should have won though.

Corin has changed a lot. I reckon he's a good chance of winning it. Emma and him do well together. Having said that, I've only seen it in passing at work.

Because if you offered Empiricus immortality, he would reject it, while Khayyam would accept it.

Khayyam would suggest that Sextus cannot comprehend what he does not know. While Empiricus would suggest that you cannot approve an argument without making a judgement and the person who approves this judgement must then be judged, etc. Hence it is a continuous cycle and Sextus would not pass judgement.

As above, He would contend that "For no matter of dispute is to be trusted without judging. And, if it has been approved, that which approves it, in turn, either has been approved or has not been approved, and so on ad infinitum."

No, Khayyam's philosophy was more through mathematical reasoning. He didn't consider himself to be a philospher as much a mathmatician and man of medecine.

"take him out", "all night long", "Satan look at me". "Turn me on dead man" - that shit gives me the chills.

Stay if you will. You entertain me sometimes.

Paul Churchland, amongst others.

United States v North Korea.

Come again? Seat four, row E. What are you on about?

Rampant schitzophrenia and twgf will do that to you.

Been afraid
Always afraid
Of the things he's feeling
He could just be gone

He would just sail on
He would just sail on

Why would they need to? They can just argue inside Joffa's head when he's sleeping.

Thomas the tank engine. Without a doubt. I grew up on that man. Give me the island of Sodor any time.

Cyrus. Gomez still looks 12.

Not adversely. There'll be an extra spot available at the Asian Cup is all.

It was a shit tv series. No I didn't.

Don't I need somebody to love?

I can't for the life of me think of where.

No, but I told him not to wash it. Still drunk are we?

"'Cause I'd sell my soul, one dollar at a time, for one chance, one kiss, one taste of you, my magdalena"

If I'm really bored and I want to see Kevin Rudd pick his nose again.

My sister.

I can't find the minutes of today's session. But yes, he doesn't have much choice.

British. Mick Fleetwood and John McVie are both english.

I did indeed. In hindsight it was a waste of time, idiot minister for health.

Chivas Regal 18 years or Hanky Banister.

Homelessness, mostly.

Euthanasia and aged homes. Which are more or less the same thing.

Inner north and inner south of where? That's a figure which I am not at liberty to disclose for government security reasons.

Because then they get too much sun and the hydroponic Marijuana starts to wilt.

Yes, scuttle the Ocanic Viking already.

White australia is a little British National Party. I think we'd come under fire for that. Tighten the boarders though. Tell them to fuck off.

Yeah, I told old archie to fuck off. What you gonna do about it?

The mismanagement of Actew is unfortunate, but these things happen and the project is essential to national infrastructure and must go ahead.

Drugs do that to advertising companies.

It's probably a little late when you're dead.

No, don't plan to either.

Greed in an evergrowing industry has seen excessive growth to the childcare sector. Unfortunately it is impossible for the government to cap fees or subsidise this due to preferentail budget commitments.

The money has to come from somewhere. And a rise in taxation is inevitable. But we would be looking to offset in equal shares to ensure that the variation from the current climate is minimal and taxpayers will be able to experience these services to the community as normal.

Essentially, nobody other than tourists actually uses that road, so it wasn't necessary.

Well they're not right.

It's not worth our trouble, Queanbeyan Council are fucktards.

Yes, our offer was rejected by the ACT Battery Hen Association. I don't think there's much more you can do other than offer to eradicate them and have that offer snubbed.

Parliament question time is the only thing keeping this alive.

It's difficult for the governemtn tos ay thtat the research beign done is inaccurate and it's difficult to say that there is no impact from the wood heater replacemenbt program, the benefits to the community as a whole are obviously there to be seen and the government is yet to form an opinion one way or another as to the benefits of the program at this early stage in its development. So far all signs are positive in that the government are sticking to their guns and this as part of the precursor to the emissions trading scheme is a step in the right direction for global warming.

We are certainyl looking to take action against Parkwood in this abhorrent violation of animal welfare right on our doorstep and it will be one of the first issues to be dealt with by the minister of animal affairs and sodomy come the end of this session of parilament.

It probably has mroe to do with the lack of relevant weather to have demands on wood fires being subtantiated to have the requirementts of the campaign met.

TOC1 was about 22 cents and the main contribution to the variance was the global financial crisis. When in doubt, blame the GFC.

I think the whole of australia felt a little queezy at the thought of that wranger having her photo taken naked.

Private ownership mostly.

We will be placing a tariff on the grain products being produced to decrease the cost of fresh meat and produce escelation across supermarket shelves. The Australian Wheat Board has voted 7-4 in favour of these measures and we are settign up the initial campaign for this development to be instigated in favour of a control in the cost in consumer goods inflation. This also provides the governemnt with the funds to build a sustainable green energy sector. One bill at a time, we're becoming Sweden.

I was correct in my response to all questions and queries last week, thankyou.

There have been under 500 cases reported since December 2005, it is approximately 2.3% but an exact figure is unavailable at this time. It is anticipated that there will be an aids epidemic due to low condom use in the broader community.

My paycheck will suffer a servere hit when I can't pocket a portion of that. And the fact that we can't spend that money on much needed health services is obviously a problem.

Taking more housing off the grid will build a stronger system with more self sustainable environmentally friendly housing available to the growing populace of australia.

Well if the sheet is balanced and this is not expenditure then clearly we are not spending this money and it is clearly being saved for an alternate use.

Whatever floats your boat, Funky.

Yeah, but I was pretty stoned when he did it, so I couldn't give him a very good answer.

That is an outrageous and maliciously fictional accusation!

Yeah, but I told him to shut up and keep licking the peanutbutter.

7pm report.

An hour.

David and kim.

Because they're fuckign dreary wankers.

Suicide.

Clearly not.

The alphabet soup. It tasted fucking horrible. Seriosuly connor, what do you do with your name to get it tasting so bad?

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Because he's from Cowra? which is a hole?

Do you ever take your cat for a walk?

Fail.

Didn't get the reference.

Fail.

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You have 1 bullet for a gun, and lined up in front of you are:

Billy Ray Cyrus
George Bush
Osama Bin Laden.

Who do you Kill?

You didnt answer Funky or I with the customary "I thank x for their question".

Indeed. Those answers are not official, and therefore, the questions must be re-answered.

I answer 50 questions and all you can say is "you didn't get the reference". Well fucking blow me. All I saw was a metaphor for masturbation, ok?

Make like Erebus and blow me. Those were the most boring questions yet.

A round of fights is coming up. Whos is the winner?

Jason Statham V Bruce Willis
Brad Pitt V Rambo
Matt Damon V Ben Affleck
Cameron Diaz V Angelina Jolie
Jessica Alba V Paris Hilton
Robin Williams V Hugh Jackman

Are Weird Al Yankovic's songs considered covers?

How is space flight possible?

That's easy!!!!!!!!! Billy Ray for that FARKEN awful song. I felt like breaky achy him to pieces way back then.:evil:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This thread is hilarious.

Why is the universe always expanding?

Do people with dark skin experience more heat in hot weather due to darker colours attracting the suns heat?

I am correct in that it is direct correlation to the size of Afro's Ego, yes?

Hey, they may have been boring, but youve put yourself to the test by deciding to answer every one of them. Like Funky said, thos answers are void.

Also, Corin and Emma arent together on the show, so they dont do well together in the competition.

Is it Notable that this very post is my 6,400th. ?

Do you agree if i had not spend all Monday at the beach and Tuesday with friends at Chatswood, i could have already another 500 odd to that amount?

I really dont hate Achy Breaky Heart as much as many people. I'd easily listen to it over American rap etc.

If a tree falls in a forest but there is no-one around to hear it except one man, but the tree falls on that man, does the man dying make a sound?

Makes the majority of people's ears bleed.

x2

But if you kill Billy Ray you get no jailbait daughter for a perv ;)