how old are you?

suddenly that makes sense.

I don't own a cat.

I'd see if I could line all three of them up and see how far a full metal jacket round would penetrate.


Jason Statham V Bruce Willis
Brad Pitt V Rambo
Matt Damon V Ben Affleck
Cameron Diaz V Angelina Jolie
Jessica Alba V Paris Hilton
Robin Williams V Hugh Jackman

They're parodies, not covers. And yeah they're great.

Even in a vacuum, Newtons laws apply, so an object in motion prefers to stay in motion.

Sooner or later it will stop expanding and start contracting. Then we're all fucked.

Actually, a tan will reflect the sun more.

Direct correlation to the size of my wang actually.

I was not addressing the chair of the house, therefore I was not required to thank the honorable minister for their question.

Come back when you've got your 6969th so we can all have a laugh.

I doubt it. 500 posts in two days is excessive, even for you.

That depends on the size of the tree.

Only with women.

It's one thing to be able to look shit up on wikipedia or in books, it's another thing entirely to be able to comprehend and digest what you're reading. I appreciate your praise. It wasn't easy trying to find appropriate answers to your questions, but they were interesting.

I work at the Casino...the ammount of times I've been slapped on the arse by guys... :lol:

There was this one time where I woke up and my ex-girlfriend's cat was curled up on my crotch...

The iphone.

That one's interesting :-k German roots makes that an awkward one to answer. I think I'd abolish Poland because that could potentially have prevented WWII from ever happening.

What kind of question is that? OF COURSE they would! People would actually have CARED when Bec Cartwright and Isobell Lucas left the shows.

It would be a vending machine that vends albums...whatever I felt like listening too. A magic vending machine (hey, if we're going to be ridiculous, lets go the whole 9 yards :lol:) and I'd keep it next to my Stereo in my room.

I'm beginning to think so.

Because it was random and the first thing that sprang to mind.

Gaz ;)

How about GO FUCK YOURSELF. These aren't questions, they're dissected nonsensical sentences with questionmarks.
Yes, reaylly. You don't see the cut because the plastic surgeon did a good job.
Yeah, it will hurt more when I hit you in the face with a brick. What the fuck is 'cute insosnipouly'? Get the fuck out of this thread.

I think there may well be something to it. But some of the degrees might be some seriously tenuous things. Like, I have Mitch Langerak on facebook, who has Adrian Leijer, who has Tim Cahill, who has Jamie Carragher, who has Steven Gerrard who once met Prince William. Ergo I know prince William.

The standard isn't exactly high, but hells yeah.

I wouldn't buy an iphone full stop. So I'm not going to comment.

I don't think it would take him long to copy and paste from one forum to the other. His averge would stay up if he applied himself.

I think he should make like Blyth.

Dickheadedness.

Nobody really cares. He's parrodying Joffa and that's all that matters.

You probably. Here's 50cents, go play with a truck.

Black Y-fronts.

Curiously, they disappeared when you asked that.

mk is subject to an IP ban, he's not on any forums because he's been kicked off all of them or they suck.

More than I like you.

No.

No.
Yes.
No.
No.

Hi edude :lol: Because it's a new forum, mostly. Some of us know what we're on about. Don't judge us for manchester12's sheer stupidity.

Because he reflects stupidity quite efficiently.

That's for us to know and for your judgemental arse not to.

Because nobody could possibly be as dumb as he is. So surely he's your dumbed down multi.

No, it's quite entertaining actually.

Yeah. But you're well ahead in the douchebag stakes.

iphones, other phones and proxy servers make this all possible.

:lol::lol: Not a question, but =d> =d> =d> I liked that.

Hush, the voices in his head are bad enough already.

Yeah, it's clearly me. My brilliance and all.

No, none of the above.

Always fun around here. 'manchester12' used to be his age, now it's just his IQ.

In the sense they're using it in, it is. But it's just a term for a bunch of sticks originally.

Because he's a fucking dickhead and nobody likes him.

Other than that he's a manc?
He's actually davidtorres' long lost brother. They were both dropped as a child.

#-o Australasian Security Intelligence Organization. Intelligence, something you know nothing about.

They never ACTUALLY did. Just you're too fucking thick to pick up sarcasm.

We invented this thing about half an hour ago called 'sarcasm', clearly you didn't get the memo.

You could think of a more witty insult for manchester12 than 'faggot', surely. He gives you so much material to work with.

The gay won't be disclosed today.

Ask your mother.

Does he need to continue it when he's caught him?

You, Heineken and Anth would be looking at about 400 odd between you. Manchester 12's contribution is little more than breaking double figures. You'd be looking at about a total IQ of about 1500.

One can only hope so. Someone hit manc12 with a brick, right? That should be that problem dealt with.

more fun than filtering through the crap to answer the questions.

The second lot of numbers is how far they are from the line of scrimmage. So 2nd and 10 or 3rd and inches. If the line of scrimmage is over the touchdown line, it's say 1st and Goal.

I'm not sure. It's a pretty dull read. It can't have had much competition.

There are good beers from holland? Generally they're all pretty woeful. The best is probably Amsterdam Marriner. Second best...the only other dutch beer I can think of is Hollandia and that's awful :lol:

Tuesday night.

It's left actually.

I believe they call it 'wrestling theatre'. He got his head kicked in last night too :lol:

You don't. :lol: Too bad :P

No, the FFA is still short-selling itself. I'll give you a 5-step plan to growing the sport in the next five years.
1) Hire a better national team coach. One who is willing to attack, and one who actually plays a 'dutch' 4-3-3, like we wanted, instead of a 4-5.5-0.5 like Verbeek does.
2) Establish a professional referee association. Make the referees accountable to someone regarding their performance and make it a professional full-time job and you're going to see an improvement of the refereeing standard, which will in turn see an improvement in the playing standard and lure over higher quality players.
3) Publish an intended 10 year plan and announce intentions for the direction of the sport in australia.
4) Do more to establish the World Cup bid. This should be being advertised in public en masse.
5) Increase spending on advertising, including buying more space in the Herald Sun and other local newspapers. What they write is crap, buy a double-page spread advert and write our own stories.

The A-League can only be FTA if the funding is there. The Socceroos should be on the anti-syphoning list, but the A-League needs to be appropriately sponsored and a lot of funding comes from the FoxSport agreement. I'd hope to see it on FTA at the end of the current contract, but that's a long way off and a big ask.

Both are as bad as each other. I'd like to see Bozza, Chipperfield and Myself given a go :lol:

Guaranteed it's after your bedtime. I'll do it when I feel like it. Ie, now.

In terms of being there and atmosphere, Baseball. In terms of the sport in general, I love NFL.

More so than swimming. Swimming isn't a sport, swimming is what you do when your boat sinks to stop from being eaten by a shark.

Because you're of 'that age'. :lol: I dunno.

Yes, but I read this to mean sports that americans had invented.

He's our little 'genius' ](*,)

Because he's a little kid. And probably had a sheltered childhood.

That's a difficult question to answer with little in place to judge off. But I think the Second melbourne team will struggle in the shadow of Melbourne Victory. Sydney FC don't set the bar very high.

Melbourne. But they'll fall off as the season goes and crowds fall.

Red.

The smell of rain, in the country, is awesome. Because it doesn't smell of the dirt and diesel fumes of the city.

Well, the humour would go shooting over 90% of their heads.

Because it's Cabramatta. NSW drivers don't exactly help.

20. 21 in May. I plan to get fucked UP!

Edited by afromanGT: 18/11/2009 11:11:04 PM

use some inititive and google it

Just saw your PM :oops:

Guys, seriously. This hanging shit on manchester12 has gone on long enough. It's bad enough that you all see fit to make fun of the retarded kid, let's not draw it out any longer. Questions or nothing. I'll ask marty to lock it if it goes on any longer.

Edited by sam.gilbert: 18/11/2009 11:23:53 PM

Is it unfair to be involved in a battle of wits when your oppontent is unarmed?


Edited by australiantibullus: 18/11/2009 11:22:17 PM

you don't know the mighty boosh. disgraceful.

back to what this thread was for

where the hell did all these people come from?

why did heineken spell it as intitive and not intuitive?

what happened in the summer of 69?

Edited by zimbos_05: 18/11/2009 11:40:57 PM

top 3 german films from the silent era?

joffa wrote:
It's fun to ask questions...don't you think?
does your reply of more fun than filtering through the crap to answer the questions show that we are slowly wearing you down or is your stubborn ego strong enough to keep going? (just when you want to ban Joffa from starting threads he comes up with a pearl)

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

:D:D:D:D:D

What is the secret facebook code for circle things :-$

Jason Statham V Bruce Willis
Brad Pitt V Rambo
Matt Damon V Ben Affleck
Cameron Diaz V Angelina Jolie
Jessica Alba V Paris Hilton
Robin Williams V Hugh Jackman

Righto. Round. 2

Who would win in a fight beetween:

Jason Statham V Rambo
Matt Damon V Robin Williams
Jessica Alba V Angelina Jolie?

what is the best icelandic saga?

Coca-Cola VS Pepsi?

are the best last words "I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record."?
Who said them?

Why is it men look so shithouse and hungover when they get up in the morning - even if they havent been drinking - and why is it women don't. :lol:.

what film should they do a remake of?
ie had potential but original was crap

how inevitable is a hangover sequel?

Yes. Take the moral high road and leave manchester12 to shoot himself in the foot with his pea-shooter of an intellect.

The shallow end of the Gene pool if there's any justice.

Because he meant "initiative", not "intuitive".

Got my first real six string, played until my fingers bled. Those were the best days of my life.

Fucking hell you come up with some gem questions.
Um... let me see :-k
The Student of Prague, an adaption of Edgar Allan Poe's work is held in quite high regard as being one of the first quality products of german cinema in 1913.
Die Nibelungen is one that I have actually seen myself and I think is fantastic given its age.
Thirdly I'd have to say Die Büchse der Pandora, it was one of the first morally risque films to come out of germany and was generally pretty il-recieved by critics, but it was a great film in hindsight.

It's not the questions, it's manc12 being an idiot that's perplexing me. I could keep answering these questions for ages. I find most of them to be mentally stimulating.


That one, I dunno what to say. I'm not really a fan of Icelandic cinema and theatre at all.
I'm going to say the Finnboga Saga because of Henri Kjartan Finnbogason.

For the third time, Coca Cola.

It's a good one. Some other classics are:
"Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying?" - Lady Astor on her deathbed.
"Oh God, here I go..." - Max Baer, heavyweight boxer.
"Friends applaud, the comedy is over." - Ludwig Van Beethoven.
"And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first--an attempted suicide." - Christine Chubbock(just before she shot herself during a broadcast).
"That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted." Lou Costello

That was Dylan Thomas.

It's coz guys have stubble when they wake up. Women do too, we just can't see it.

NOT A CLOCKWORK ORANGE!!! I'd like to see them remake the old bond movies.

As inevitable as the Harold & Kumar one was. And guaranteed it will be just as disappointing.

K. Semi Finals. The Winner takes on Ange.

Matt Damon (U.S.A) V Jason Statham (ENG)?

Edited by heineken: 19/11/2009 01:17:49 AM

Jason Statham, no doubt about it.

How the fuck did Statham get past Rambo?

Because nobody ever suspects the limo driver...

Why did I take it upon myself to watch the Budd Dwyer video?

Who was the first team the Socceroos ever played against officially?

In what year was this?

why did you come up with your own answers for the german cinema and not just say Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligari, Nosferatu and Metropolis like every muppet does?

dont post or link it but IS there available footage of Christine Chubbock's last broadcast? (that was evil by the way)

if who is on first, what is on second, The name of the pitcher is?

I was going to ask who is the pitcher or what was his name, but would that have been confusing?

What is the answer to the question i was about to ask but forgot too?