Krackovich wrote:What does it sound like when doves cry?
I dunno, I can't hear over the sound of the microwave cooking.
avy wrote:How can you say Black Hawk Down is better than Saving Private Ryan?
I just preferred Black Hawk Down. The way it was put together really well.
Heineken wrote:Do you agree that Asian Food is one of the best things about Asian Immegration to Australia?
The fact that their obsession with 'luck' keeps me in a job is pretty cool :lol:
Joffa wrote: Is the big Lebowski a high point in cinematic history?
It is a legendary movie. The sound work in it is brilliant. Sit down and pay specific attention to the sound when watching, the detail in it is excellent.
Fredsta wrote:You have a gun with only one bullet and Stephanie Meyer and what ever the fuck you call Edward and Bella
do you
A)Go to the heart of the problem and shoot the author Stephanie Meyer?
B)Edward (would probably result in mass suicide of tweenage girls around the globe, millions of birds one bullet, you know the story).
C)Kill the girl which would probably cause Edward to kill him self which brings the domino effect of tween suicides.
D)So many bad people, too many choices turn it on your self.
E)I hear that what ever the fuck you are meant to call Edward and Bella outside of the movie are currently "in love" so do you wait around for any possible offspring and shoot that, the world can take no more of this crap.
?
Joffa wrote: Should FIFA order the france v Ireland match replayed?
No. You replay that game, you set an unfortuante precedent for replaying games that the referee makes mistakes in, and you undermine the referee's authority.
Higashi wrote: No love for Full Metal Jacket?
Some love, just not sufficient love.
Joffa wrote: Have you ever cheated at cards?
Not when I've been playing the game. I've rigged the deck for someone else though.
imnofreak wrote:Why is there a ? mark in the thread title?
Because Joffa decided that everything in this thread needed to be a question unless it was an afroman post.
Joffart wrote: If this thread were to be deleted, how many posts would Joffa lose?
Probably about 100.
Joffa wrote: Is imitation the greatest form of flattery?
For the third time, no, mutilation is.
Heineken wrote:you lose posts if a threads deleated?
The post is deleted, ergo you lose the post, hence the post count goes down.
Joffa wrote:Why do birds suddenly appear?
Because the doves in the micowave just exploded and one went flying past you.
avy wrote:Everytime you are near?
I'll stop turning on the microwave then.
Joffa wrote:Why do stars fall down from the sky
Every time you walk by?
Coz you're smitten.
imnofreak wrote:Why does Joffa has the same ava as Joffart?
Joffa totally stole it off Joffart. I don't know where the individuality is.
Joffa wrote:Who would've thunk?
Everyone.
imnofreak wrote:And does Joffa=Joffart=Edude?
Joffa is Joffa.
Joffart is edude.
Benjo wrote:Have I fucked it up?
Probably. I fucked it sideways.
imnofreak wrote:Is Adelaide the laughing stock of the HAL?
It's a tough call between Adelaide and Newcastle.
Joffa wrote:Adelaide are a team without leadership, confidence, direction and a decent coach...pity really...don't you think?
No, i think it's brilliant because they're a woeful team anyway.
imnofreak wrote:Did Leckie just save Vidmars job?
For at least one more week.
Joffa wrote:And should he have done so?
Nah. Not worth the trouble. Vidmar would do a good job replacing Ferguson. Though I Wouldn't mind it :lol:
Heineken wrote:do you reckon Viddies job is under threat i do.
Everyone thinks along those lines.
davidtorres wrote: Is Robbie Slater a simpleton?
He's the worlds most famous Orangutan.
imnofreak wrote:Better yet, is Robbie Slater Rebecca Wilson in disguise on an undercover mission to ruin the sport?
Yeah, she puts on the uniform and the ginger hair and makes herself look a little femenine and nobody says boo.
davidtorres wrote:Will Liverpool beat Manchester City?
I fucking wish.
Higashi wrote:Why does Leckie like saying 'look' so much?
Because he doesn't have the intelligence to think of other words.
Heineken wrote:have you ever eaten pieces of your own dead skin before?
Yeah, I have this cannibalism thing where eating pieces of myself is cool.
Guest wrote:How could one proclaim Black Hawk Down is better than Full Metal Jacket, All Quite on the Western Front, The Great Escape, Schindler's List, Das Boot, Gettysburg, Enemy at the Gates, Inglorious Basterds Stalingrad or Apocalypse Now?
You asked a question, I answered it. If you don't like it, STFU.
Gettysburg and Enemy at the Gates weren't that great. Stalingrad was boring. Apocalypse Now is a classic in many terms, but I find the Sudanese conflict interesting, and it's a brilliant movie.
Joffa wrote:How could anyone not possibly agree with guest on this matter?
How could you not shut the fuck up?
funky wrote:How could you disagree with Guest, bar Black Hawk Down >>> Enemy At the Gates?
Enemy at the Gates was mediocre. Lacked character development. And Jude Law was in it #-o
soccerooos_fan wrote:Is Funky Munky trying to reach legend status before anyone else?
Well, now that uni is over, he has nothing else to do with his time. ](*,)
funky wrote:Is socceroos_fan stating the obvious?
Well you're the expert on stating the obvious.
zimbos wrote:can i give up with this thread?
No, this thread is highly adictive.
Joffa wrote: Should the FFA embrace our ethnic heritage or continue to distance themselves from it?
You can't really go exclusively one way or the other. You've got to embrace it, but you've got to maintain a certain stature for them and keep moving in the direction they're going.
Highashi wrote: How many multi's does Edude have?
On here? At least six.
On TWGF...I don't think even he knows.
Heineken wrote:How badly do you need to pee right..........NOW!
I don't. I haven't broken the seal from drinking.
Heineken wrote:Do you believe crumpets are seriously yummy, and can be eaten at ANY time of the day or night.
As long as you have a toaster in the vacinity.
Heineken wrote:What is your favourite conserve to put on a crumpet.
Raspberry jam. Although Cheese and Tuna grilled is awesome.
Heineken wrote:Have you ever consumed an entire packet of crumpets for breakfast without realizing?
No, I dont' eat them that often.
Highashi wrote: What number is at the one thousand four hundred and thirty first decimal point of pi?
5
Joffa wrote: Is Ben Stiller funnier than Adam Sandler?
These days, everyone is funnier than Adam Sandler.
Joffa wrote: When is afro going to update?
If you read my last post, I said I'd do it when I had time. Nice to see you read what I say.
Joffa wrote:Would you choose the chicken or the fish?
Chicken on the weekend, fish during the week.
avy wrote:Cracked Pepper?
No thanks.
avy wrote:Did someone already ask this?
Yes, Joffa and Heineken have.
Joffa wrote:Would you like someone to ask this question before you?
He doesn't need that level of individuality to do something for the first time.
avy wrote:How much would that service cost?
$2.50 + GST.
Joffa wrote:Well that depends. Would you like insurance?
:-k the dealer has an Ace...but there's a lot of tens out already.
avy wrote:I would, can you offer a warranty as well?
Yes, but it will cost you extra.
Joffa wrote:Does that seem reasonable?
Perfectly reasonable.
avy wrote:I believe I am blind, can I have you read out the fine print?
The fineprint also comes in braille.
Joffa wrote:Certainly, it is quite expensive cough cough intricate so I will have to charge a small levy, here is the account number for my offshore account...now if you would just sign this disclaimer?
Disclaimer? What am I disclaiming?
avy wrote:I heard that cough, Why dont I trust you?
Because you've seen the guy from Family Guy who runs the 'bank' and sells cloud insurance.
Joffa wrote:I used to help old ladies cross the road. What's not to trust?
Right before you got arrested for pushing them infront of buses.
Pimpsta wrote:in the latest batman movie when the joker blew up the first hospital when he hoped into the bus as it pulled away why did no body stop him/recognise it was him and let people know, the make up would be bit of a give away,
Because then the movie would have finished twenty minutes earlier.
Heineken wrote:Do you agree that this is a fantastic picture (taken by me) and makes you love your Saturday Afternoon Football.
I would if it weren't Leichardt Oval.
avy wrote:Where were they going without ever knowing the way?
Home, in the back of a divvy van.
Joffa wrote: Are you going to San Francisco?
Yeah, but I'm not putting flowers in my hair.
TheCritic wrote: Is this statement false?
It's not a statement, so yes.
imnofreak wrote:Parsley, sage, rosemary, or thyme?
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Lowery's Seasoning Salt.
Joffa wrote: Is there hope for the Newcastle Jets?
:lol: No. They're fucked.
MidfieldMaestro wrote:Is Joffa's question a silly one?
No, but he shouldn't need to ask it really.
Joffa wrote: Is there ever such a thing as a silly question?
No, just silly answers.
imnofreak wrote:Whats the dumbest country in the world?
England tbh. They have the dumbest 'bogans' out of any country.
Higashi wrote: What was marconi doing when australia made the 2006 world cup?
Playing with himself.
Joffa wrote: Is it unAustralian to not support the country of your birth in sport?
It's unaustralian to not support the country you fucking live in tbh.
MidfieldMaestro wrote:Did you enjoy your weekend?
Did I ever :lol: I got fucked up.
funky wrote:Why is this thread still going?
Because you keep posting in it #-o
Heineken wrote:Was the hangover worth it?
Yeah. It was totally worth it. It wasn't that much of a hangover anyway.
Heineken wrote:Do you think Bruce Springsteen is a great musician?
He's an average musician. Though he did perform at the superbowl...
avy wrote:What if I dont want to wait until Tuesday?
Too fucking bad sunshine.
Heineken wrote:What if the sun don't shine on Tuesday?
It appears to have. It was quite nice having a beer in the sun this afternoon.
avy wrote:Would you like to see my portfolio?
Is that what you're calling your penis now? No thanks.
Joffa wrote:Well one does what one can....doesn't one?
Yeah, I do my bit to get you a decent thread :lol:
Heineken wrote:There is a fat 8cm slug in the backgarden, should i make it a maze of salt so that it can attempt to esacpe, or should i torture it by pouring little bits of salt onto it at a time?
Make a maze with no exit. A bird will eat it sooner or later.
old man MVFCA wrote:why did u spend all ur pay check today afro?
Because I felt like it. I'm kind of regretting it now. I need more booze money.
imnofreak wrote:Who is the worst footballer of all time?
Djimi Traore.
TheCritic wrote: What happens if i go up the sideways stairs?
All of a sudden you realise you're in an Escher drawing.
Heineken wrote:Should i have a shave?
Yeah. Get rid of all your hair. The lot of it. Including eyebrows.
Joffa wrote:We don't know should you?
You should shave too, Joffa.
socceroos_fan wrote:Are you even old enough to shave?
Just because you barely are...
Highashi wrote: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck was on drugs?
Depends which drugs. Probably none if he was on smack. Lots if he was on speed.
Joffa wrote:The way I heard it he plucks. Is that true?
He doesn't have enough hair to pluck.
socceroos_fan wrote:Am I the only one who was about to say 'It's been asked' until he saw the end?
No, I was about to say "For the fifth time, it's been asked."
marconi wrote:Is it weird that some of my comments were deleted?
No, they were boring.
Joffa wrote:should it be?
No, they were boring.
Guest wrote:What will Kevin ask...
"Where's my magic 8-ball?"
Nico wrote:Why do I find treadmill running MUCH harder than road running?
Because it's monotonous.
Marconi wrote:Are we human? Or are we dancer?
You're a vegetable.
australiantibullus wrote:how long has it been since someone asked coke or pepsi?
The last fucking update.
Socceroos_fan wrote:Why do I agree with this?
Because you too find treadmills monotonous.
Heineken wrote:Is Tim Cahill a Weet-Bix Aussie kid?
I reckon he was a cocopops kid.
Joffa wrote: Will you update soon farken?
Yes, Farken.
Heineken wrote:Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
So you can still find your way around when you're face down drunk.
Highashi wrote: What is the exact length (in cm) for the post of your answers?
Depends on your screen resolution. This actually comes to 82cm on my monitor.
avy wrote:I really fucked it up this time, didnt I my dear?
Yes, you're sleeping on the couch tonight, honey.
Heineken wrote:If you fall, will i catch you time after time?
No, you're a butter-fingers. I wouldn't trust you to catch a cold.
Joffa wrote: I don't like Mondays. Tell me why?
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Higashi wrote: What percentage of posts in this topic are made by Joffa?
Probably about 10%
davidtorres wrote:Why do I keep looking at Avy1990's avatar and thinking it's Deportivo1984?
Because you don't know what's going on. It was Deportivo1985.
The Mighty Gunners wrote:Will the Jets revive their season?
Yeah, but not until 2012.
Heineken wrote:Wasn't it Deportivo1985?
Yeah.
Heineken wrote:And what happened to him, he's completly dropped off the radar. did he get banned?
He got a promotion at work, IIRC. So he's had less time to be dicking around.
socceroos_fan wrote:Is socceroos_fan's hair better than davidtorres's?
david's hair just needs to cover the penis on his head.
heineken wrote:socceroos_fan has hair?
Just because you don't...
davidtorres wrote:Yes he does although mine is better right?
No.
MvFCArsenal16.8 wrote:is david torres really latino??
no, he's just really good with an online translator :lol:
socceroos_fan wrote:Will MvFCArsenal16.8 ever learn to use proper punctuation and grammar?
No, he can't be bothered. He'd much rather talk like a teenage girl.
MvFCArsenal16.8 wrote:willl sfans dream of shannon cole come true??
No, he'd much rather do a teenage girl. (cole would)
davidtorres wrote:Is MVFCARsenal real?
No, he's just a figment of your imagination.
socceroos_fan wrote:Am I the only one who also wonders this?
Am I the only one who grows tired of you asking that motherfucking question every time you agree with something someone else asked?
MvFCArsenal16.8 wrote:is the earth round or flat?
I told you before, it's a giant cube. You have to be careful not to sail off the edge.
mus-28 wrote:why do my farts smell like cabbage? Or does cabbage smell like my farts? Chicken/Egg scenario for you.
Cabbage smells like my farts. Which is why your farts smell like cabbage, and by connection, smell like my farts.
imnofreak wrote:How long has it been since the last answers?
Too long. Sooooooooooo maaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy questions.
avy wrote:As you fully well know Afro, my hair is better than these young fellas'..is it not?
Yeah, but the standard is exceptionally low. As you all know, my hair is the most awesome.
Heineken wrote:Why has Afro abandoned us?
No. Women and children first. I'm waiting for you lot to get in the fucking life-boats.
Joffa wrote: Is today update day?
Yes. Inter are playing like shit.
Edited by afromanGT: 25/11/2009 04:40:50 PM