Risky wrote: How come you can tell how many seeds are in an orange, but not how many oranges are in a seed?
What a seedy question. It could be inappropriate to answer that one.
Joffa wrote:how does deja vu occur?
A repetative stimulation of the brain synapses in a previously experienced fashion, creating the sensation that an experience or event has been previously encountered.
socceroos_fan wrote:Should I lol?
No.
heineken wrote:What is the name of that odd Arab horn thingi at the begining of Eskimo Joe's Foreign Land song. And how do you play it, where can i buy one, and do you know if theres any tutor who can teach me to play it.
It's a traditional turkish instrument, called a "Zurna" and it's a bit like an oboe. I've got no idea where you could learn to play it, but the Anadolu University has a specialist Turkish folk music department.
funky wrote:Should this thread be renamed "The ask Wikipedia a question thread"?
Actually, I've only had to look up three answers. I'd have had to look up the above one if it weren't for Michael Conolan.
avy wrote:Where have I heard Underdog by Kasabian before?
The Sony commercial with the Kaka Zoetrope.
heineken wrote:Do you belive Supernatural is based on fact?
It's based on X-files.
marconi wrote:Was Stalin poisoned or did he die of stroke?
There are plenty of poisons that can artificially cause a stroke or brain aneurysm. Wolferin being the choice amongst those.
socceroos_fan wrote:ADTR aren't emo are they?
ADTR are kind of emo. But far less so than many. They have really catchy melodies.
Heineken wrote:What do YOU do if you find yourself on a crowded busy city street, with no toilet and in sight, and you feel the urge to take a really big shit.
A) Panic
B) Try and hold in in
C) Shit your pants - worry about the smell and everything else later?
Joffa wrote:Is Adolf Hitler dead?
I'd be willing to bet that no, he's been living in cuba for the first fifteen years post WWII, before the Bay Of Pigs invasion when he fled to Argentina. It'sa well-worn by Nazi fugitives. Also very difficult to trace.
Heineken wrote:Did the World Wars actually happen, or was it really just done on a Hollywood set like the Moon Landing and 9/11
Clearly just a hollywood set that gets re-used every time they feel like cranking out another war film like Valkyrie or Inglorious Basterds.
Joffa wrote:Have you ever had an out of species intimate experience?
That's the second time you've answered that. I'm detecting a fetish...
I guess you could say I have. I was sleeping at a (now ex-) girlfriend's house, when I awoke there was her cat, sleeping across our crotches. She decided to wake her cat up...the cat dug her claws into my groin.
socceroos_fan wrote:Shouldn't Heineken have learnt to put question marks at the end of his questions by now?
After 50 odd pages, you'd think so. But it seems that grammar and spelling isn't necessary in a WRITTEN MEDIUM.
Joffa wrote:Who framed Roger Rabbit?
Been asked. It was Judge Doom.
Joffa wrote:What is the most underated movie in the history of cinema and conversly what is the most overblown, overated and convulted piece of cinematic crap you have ever seen?
Underrated? That's a tough one. Because most of the movies I like, other people at the very least appreciate the brilliance of. I think
Children Of Men went a little underrated perhaps. I don't think
Ray was appreciated to the full of Jamie Foxx's performance either.
As for most overblown. Easily Cloverfield. That movie was terrible.
Joffa wrote: What is the square root of 1234567893148762254?
1111111107.
Joffa wrote: To be or not to be?
Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
"I shall draw a picture of thee."
The question remains,
Which pencil to use?
2B or not 2B?An early offering from the Great Spike Milligan there.
Heineken wrote:does it really matter?
I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter...
As for your grammar. Yes, question marks DO matter.
socceroos_fan wrote:I'm fairly sure I won't be the only one thinking this but yes it does because then it's just a statement?
Indeed. Mind you, i've been generous and answered quite a few statements.
Joffa wrote: Well the thread title isn't ask afroman a question without using a question mark is it?
Well, you could change it to that...but you haven't...
avy wrote:Would you prefer to spend the night with Cascada or Pixie Lott?[/qote]
Pixie Lott.
olrac wrote:Pants, For or Against?
Against. Kilts should be a part of all school uniforms. In all seriousness though. Pro-pants in public. Take them off when you get home, but you look like a dick in long socks and shorts.
Heineken wrote:Do you like Chewing Gum?
As long as it's disposed of IN A BIN and not on the ground for me to walk through.
avy wrote:What do tigers dream of when they have a little tiger snooze?
Tiger porn.
Heineken wrote:What was the make and the calibre of the rife used to assasinate John.F.Kennedy With?
It's widely accepted to have been a 6.5 mm caliber Carcano rifle . If nothing else, Lee Harvey Oswald was one hell of a shot, the rifle isn't a very good shot.
[quote]How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck was hungover?
That depends how much he ate the night before. He'd probably chuck up a lot. How much did he drink? I've never seen a woodchuck so wasted.
Heineken wrote:What if your favourite muffin flavour?
Plain ol' choc-chip.
Heineken wrote:What are the names of all the "First Fleet" vessels in Sydney Ferries
Sirrus, Supply, Alexander, Charlotte, Friendship, Scarborough, Golden Grove, Fishburn and Borrowdale. The two vessels in the first fleet not sharing names with the ferries are Lady Penrhyn and Prince Of Wales
Heineken wrote:What significant event happened on December 13th 1545?
The pope opened the Council of Trent(e), where the church heirachy met in a series of meetigns to define the teachings of the church. I reckon they might need a new council for the modern era.
Heineken wrote:Which American Polition was born on June 2 1945
Jane Bonnie Newman, senator elect for New HAmpsire. She failed to take office.
Heineken wrote:How many military engineers did Kazahkstan send to Iraq to assist America in the post 2003 invasion.
One Unit of 29 personel in the multinational division.
Heineken wrote:Where is the headquaters of Golis Telecom located?
They're all located in india now aren't they? Golis is Sudanese though.
Heineken wrote:How many meters is it from Sydney to Mudgee?
Where the fuck is Mudgee? :lol: about 260,000m.
Heineken wrote:Out of 10, what would you rate the difficulty of this quiz?
About 8.
avy wrote:Who won the 2009 XXXX Gold Group Nine Rugby League Grand Final?
Wagga Kangaroos defeated Gundagai 42-4.
avu wrote:Can you name the 2 former NRL stars that played in the losing side?
Daniel Wagon and Damon Booby (:lol:)
avy wrote:What time does Wagga's mythical 'wave' hit town?
5pm (Thankyou the Great outdoors).
avy wrote:What hospital was I born in?/quote]
The Sydney Mater.
[quote=avy]What's the full team name of Riverina Football League club with the nickname GGGM?
Ganmain-Grong Grong-Matong.
avy wrote:Are you an ambassador of the concept 'Bros before hoes'?
Generally speaking, yes. There's always exceptions to the rule. But they're rare.
Funky wrote:Is my previous question now more true than ever after the 2 'quizes' posted above?
Actually, I answered Heineken's questions without even using the internet. So no.
Heineken wrote:What is on page 68 of the November issue of ALPHA magazine?
Boobs. Felicity Abram's.
Joffa wrote: Who put the lime in the coconut?
Harry Nilsson's sister.
Heineken wrote:Who stole the last cookie from the cookie Jar?
I did. I'm so fast you didn't even see.
Heineken wrote:Is Kevin Rudd actually just a Chinese Spy?
He's just chairman Mao reincarnate. Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery sneaky.
Heineken wrote:Is Kevin Rudd a closet gay?
There are no gays in communist china!
Heineken wrote:Why does Kevin Rudd have that really annoying calm voice.?
Because Mr. Sheen doesn't get angry.
Heineken wrote:Would you like to see Kevin Rudd get REALLY angry and berate everyone and everything in Parliment on day, and rip off his shirt only to realize he's not the incredible hulk and instead he's got some embarrassing beer-gut and has too much chest hair?
I'd like to see Kevin Rud get so angry he points at Tony Abbott, shouts "FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!!", turns to the chair, shouts "FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!", rips off his suit, moons the coat of arms and runs around the house naked until security tackle him to the ground and sedate him.
Heineken wrote:Ford or Holden?
Ford own Mustang, Aston Martin, Jaguar, Shelby...no contest. Ford.
Heineken wrote:What do you think of the new Great Wall ute?
Looks pretty shit. Looks like a Hilux.
Heineken wrote:What car do you drive?
I don't drive. I'm saving up for a motorbike. If I did drive, I'd drive a Corolla or a VW Golf.
Heineken wrote:Have you ever had an ambition to work as a Nuclear Power Plant Safety inspector?
Can't say I ever have. But I'll certainly think about it having seen the simpsons.
Heineken wrote:Dwoes Vwis swentwance mwake anywey swence?
No.
Heineken wrote:If a mate came running after you and gave you $3 in Change, would you hug him, because you now knew you could go to McDonalds and buy somthing, likewise if you bought a scratchie and won $3?
I'd wonder why he was giving me money instead of buying me a beer. Nobody owes me any money less than the cost of a beer.
Heineken wrote:Would you ever take a date to McDonalds like on the Ads, and speak in a posh voice....and look like a dickhead?
Not unless I was stoned out of my head.
avy wrote:Danny Green or Roy Jones Jr?
Danny Green. KO.
avy wrote:Do you think Anthony Mundine could take Jones Jr?
Mundine would definitely take it to him. I don't think it would be much of a contest actually. Mundine would probably smash him on points.
Heineken wrote:Can i has a cheeseburger?
No. It's mine's cheeseburger.
Heineken wrote:is it true that it's not clean unless it's Pine'o'Cleen?
I woudln't take pineocleen to my HDD.
Forestman wrote:Why is it that some people ask too many questions whilst others dont?
Because they don't have the intelligence to think of their own answers. I enjoy australiantibullus' questions.
Forestman wrote:Is it true that Socrates put half a grate of whiskey away every day?
I sincerely doubt it, given that they didn't have Whiskey in ancient Greece.
Joffa wrote: Would you like fries with that?
Yes please.
Benjo wrote:Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
I did. that's about the third time that one's been asked.
Benjo wrote:And are the Sundance the best thing to ever come out of Adelaide?
=; Hilltop Hoods.
Benjo wrote:What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster, IS IT A MONSTER?
Nah, it's just your mum.
heineken wrote:How do you take your coffee?
White with two sugars. Or a mocha. But I drink more redbull for my caffeine fix.
heineken wrote:Did you jizz in your pants when you first heard the song "Jizz in my Pants"?
No, I jizzed on someone else's pants. It was her fault. She was rubbing my butt.
MvFCA wrote:why are people so unkind
I think you answered your own question.
socceroos_fan wrote:Can I slash his tyres? Can I break his neck? Can I fucking deck him 'till he's fucking dead?
I recommend slashed tires, an egg on the bonnet and a key up the right hand side of his car. That should do the job.
MvFCA wrote:why must people hate on football?
Dunno, because they're not very clever.
Ooohhh...are we playing "who's gong to cry on Supernatural tonight?"...My money's on Dean. He hasn't cried for a while.
MvFCA wrote:is the angry angus really good or just a plain shitty version of the angus burgers from maccas?
It's so bad fo ryou I haven't been drunk enough to eat it yet. It has onion rings though=p~
Fredsta wrote:In 5 dot points who is the greatest footballer ever?
I used to think Pele, but now I'd say Maradona.
- He had amazing touch.
- He carried an Argentina side no better than Australia to a World Cup.
- He actually made a successful career in europe, unlike Pele.
- He blew everything, thus we will never speculate as to how his career could have turned out. Just like the Busby Babes, George Best, Craig Johnston, etc.
- I don't need a fifth dot point.
MvFCA wrote:who is the best boxer of all time?
Mohammed Ali.
heineken wrote:have you become fond of the Angry Angus burger ad on TV, i crack up now every time i see it - especially at the shot at the fiery rednut
I think all fastfood tv commercials suck. They make me hungry.
Joffa wrote: Who is the reigning World Champion tobogganist?
There is no 'tonoggan world championships', there is 'Skeleton' and 'Luge', which do you want to know about?
heineken wrote:Have you ever been arrested?
Just once.