Joffa wrote: Who is the reigning'Skeleton' and 'Luge'World Champion?
In Luge:
Men's: Armin Zöggeler
Womens: Sylke Otto
In Skeleton:
Men's: Duff Gibson (the guy's fucking nuts)
Women's: Maya Pedersen-Bieri
Heineken wrote:Weet-Bix or Vita Brits.
They're both bloody terrible.
Forestman wrote:Sylke or KY gel?
KY Ice gel is the shizz.
avy wrote:Should I get a haircut?
"I think you should cut it off, nail it to a frisbee and fling it over a rainbow."
Joffa wrote: Are you a closet Sex in the city fan?
No. One of the biggest embarrassments to modern television.
Benjo wrote:Should i stay or should i go?
Fuck off.
davidtorres wrote:What are you're 10 best A-League goals so far this season?
Fuck...10 of them? I haven't watched that much A-League that I can remember the individual incidents and player names.
Hernandez has had a couple of special ones. Archie scored a good one. The best goals have been saved by the woodwork from Sterjovski strikes IMO though.
socceroos_fan wrote:Who are your top 10 best players in the A-League atm without any bias towards Melbourne?
1) Hernandez. When he's fit, he's the best.
2) Culina. Yeah, whatever.
3) Sterjovski. Love the way he plays.
4) Fowler.
5) Corica. Can't believe he's still going.
6) Sikora.
7) Smeltz
8) Dugandzic. Has been a revelation since arriving.
9) Coyne.
10) Cole. Because if I don't mention him, I'll be in trouble.
avy wrote:Why are people bad?
Because it's fun :twisted:
heineken wrote:Is Nathan Reese more fucked then your average Kings Cross brothel whore?
Your average one isn't that fucked. It's the ones who are cheap that you should be comparing him to.
funky wrote:Which do you prefer, the Scar-H or the ACR?
Scar-H.
imnofreak wrote:What is a more efficient way of defeating juggernauts: flashbangs and Rockets, or two-man knifing?
Flashbangs and Rockets. Hand-to-and combat is a last resort.
funky wrote:What do you prefer for sniping using an Automatic Rifle, an ACOG scope, or a Thermal Sight?
Depends entirely on the conditions. In a wintery, blusty scenario, you want a thermal sight, but that's no use on a sunny day when you've got heat reflecting from everything.
imnofreak wrote:Does Gaz = Ghost?
I don't think Ghost would like it if I answered that question.
funky wrote:If you find yourself in Last Stand, which sidearm would you prefer to be using?
Probably Desert Eagle for efficiency.
Joffa wrote: What are your thoughts on the Police Academy series being a social commentary on life?
At the time they were released, they were very much an observation on society and the ups and downs faced in large cities in the United States.
funky wrote:Do you believe the Bolt-Action of the Intervention effects it's usefulness?
Anything with Bolt-Action decreases potential efficiency.
imnofreak wrote:Is the Red Dot sight better than the Holographic sight?
I prefer Holographic sights.
Joffa wrote:Who would you call on to save the world from invading aliens the Green Lantern or Aquaman?
Aquaman. The Green Lantern is useless.
funky wrote:Do you prefer the High fire-rate of the P-90, or the accuracy of the UMP-45?
My accuracy was never great, so I prefer high rate of fire. If your accuracy's good, UMP-45 is probably the way to go. Each has pros and cons.
imnofreak wrote:Which Perk is better: Sleight of Hand or Marathon?
Sleight of Hand.
funky wrote:Is it worth losing your secondary weapon, to be able to use the 'One Man Army' perk?
completely worth it. Half the time you don't use your secondary weapon anyway.
imnofreak wrote:Should I disable my 'predator missile' killstreak reward so I can enable my 'Counter-UAV' reward?
Nah, predator missile's benefits are superior.
Heineken wrote:do you believe that the recoil of all the Kalashnikovs and Varients of the Kalashnikov (AK-74, Golden AK47, AN-94, and Galil) in the online FPS game Soldier Front is over excessive. ?
Having never actually fired one, I can't say for sure. But given that the gun is meant to be in the hands of an experienced hand in the game, I'd say so.
Heineken wrote:And what do you believe to be the better Submachine Gun in the game?
I've always been partial to Uzi's.
avy wrote:Do you think the M4A1 is as good as the M4 Carbine?
They're essentially the same gun. In videogame depictions the Carbine has a grenade launcher which is always handy. So it's preferable.
avy wrote:Do you realise you're a gamer nerd?
the only game I'm nerdy about is FM. And yes, I'm aware of that.
Heineken wrote:Do you believe that the Austeyr-F88, the Australian varient of the Austrian made Steyr-AUG is a suitable rifle for the Armed forces of Australia?
The choices of weaponry for australian troops is exemplary. It's a pity they don't always do the same with the machinery. The F88 is used by the reserves for a reason.
Heineken wrote:Do you think using the American M-16 and it's varients would be a better choice, seeing as our Special Forces units ise the M4 Carbine when deployed overseas i.e Afghanistan/Iraq?
There's no point in using guns that soldiers arent' familar with. The reason we use the M4 Carbines is because they don't jam, can take a beating, can be dropped, are lightweight and are rust-proof which is beneficial for humid conditions.
Heineken wrote:If you believe the Austeyr-F88 is not the suitable main service rifle, what do you believe should be?
Paperweight.
Heineken wrote:Do you think the Americans are stingy for not selling our Air Force the F-22 Raptor, and instead using the F-35 Lightning II, which is a better aircraft then the F-111's and F/A-18's Hornets, but not as skilled in Air combat as the F-22?
The americans are entitled to do what they want with their weaponry. the F022 raptor isn't finished in testing yet anyway. We're better off NOT investing in an incomplete project.
Heineken wrote:As the Netherlands will be pulling their troops and armour out of Afghanistan in the near future, do you think Australia should show it's force and increase it's troops to at least 5,000, as well as deploy fighter Aircraft and attack choppers as well as an Artillery division to cover the gap which will be left by the Dutch?
We're no here to pick up the dutch slack. The americans are sending in another 30,000 troops anyway.
Heineken wrote:Would you be willing to sign up to the Army and fight for your nation against the Taliban if we did increase troops numbers?.
No. I'm not good with taking orders.
imnofreak wrote:Which camouflage is better: Arctic or Woodland?
Depends where you're camoflaging into.
socceroos_fan wrote:Should I have eaten that whole pizza?
I would have.
avy wrote:What do you rate the awesome hiding spot in Rust that I ws shown the other day?
It's handy. Good vantage point. But if someone else knows about it, you're kind of screwed.
funky wrote:Do believe single shot rifles, such as the FAL, are worth considering in an intense firefight?
Depends on your position. If you're on higher ground and a good shot, perhaps. But generally speaking, no. You won't last long having to reload all the time.
Joffa wrote: why so may weapon questions?
They're trying to trip me up with questions about weapons in a computer game that I've never played. Taht and they're expressing how little they get out.
socceroos_fan wrote:Is it because they're all gamer nerds?
Yeah. That's pretty much what I was implying with my last sentence.
funky wrote:Do you believe the just recently announced, revamped, Medal of Honor, will have any chance against the current Modern Warfare series?
I haven't seen much about the graphics. But they've got a fucking LOT of work to do. Especially since Medal Of Honour has always been a little lacking in depth.
Joffa wrote: and more importantly do you care?
Well...to say that I don't care would be one way of putting it...I'd have suggested more along the lines of "I don't give a flying fuck."
avy wrote:Why have I not used a gun other than the M4A1 on multiplayer?
Coz you found something that works for you. That and it pisses people off when you keep killing them using only one gun.
imnofreak wrote:Is the Traditional RPG better than the new AT4?
I'm a fan of traditional and antique weapons. Iconic.
socceroos_fan wrote:Can you tape me on your video phone?
I'm not wearing any pants, so I'm a little worried where this is going...
avy wrote:The Thumper is pretty useless isn't it?
Anything called 'the thumper' has generally been useless in computer games.
socceroos_fan wrote:What happens if I can't check my myspace?
It's the end of the world.
funky wrote:A Little Piece of Heaven - One of the most incredible pieces of musical writing and performance of the past decade?
It's A7X. It's passable. But it can't be that good or they'd be a band that didn't appeal to 15 year-olds.
avy wrote:How do I get to the hidden SnowBored game on my phone?
That's a secret. If I told you, then it wouldn't be a secret now would it? Not would it be hidden. Then it would just be 'the snowbored game' and the majesty would be lost
heineken wrote:What are you personal views on The Jonas Brothers.

Higashi wrote: What was the most repeated word in the seventh episode of the sixth season of Seinfeld?
"She".
Higashi wrote: How many bricks are there in the great wall of China?
Around 100,000,000,000. Give or take a billion :P
Highashi wrote: Where is the oldest preserved jar of honey in existence and how old is it?
There is a jar in the museum of budhapest that is reported to be Vlad the Impaler's head, preserved in honey. He died in 1476. That is the oldest that I'm aware of.
avy wrote:Wasssssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?
WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP??
Unfortunately, yes.
highashi wrote: What is the average number of scales on a common goldfish?
Always with the curley ones, Higashi. Depends on the size of the fish.
heineken wrote:Do You like Couscous?
If it's cooked properly and not made like it's mashed fucking potato.
heineken wrote:do you like Moroccan Lamb Couscous./quote]
Yes I do.
[quote=avy]Is the Kirks brand of Soft Drink way better than any other brand?
They don't make an L&P, so no.
heineken wrote:Was finding Nemo a true story?
Yes. It took them ages to translate from clownfish to dolphin so the dolphins could recount the story to the script writers.
heineken wrote:Ray Romano or Jerry Seinfeld?
Jerry Seinfeld.
heineken wrote:Who do you believe is the best moderator on here?
I'm not going to answer that for want of not incriminating myself. My favourite mod knows who they are.
heineken wrote:Is Kevin Airs god?
No, I'm god. Kevin Airs is another highly respectable Deity who goes by the name Zeus.
heineken wrote:Does Michael Schumacher have tooth decay?
He eats food, so yes.
heineken wrote:Do you reckon the female Supernatural demons look hotter when their eyes turn black?
Depends on their hair colour. And the colour of their lipstick. Black irises and red lips doesn't work
heineken wrote:Who would you turn gay for?
For the fourth time, Steven Gerrard and Trent Reznor.
heineken wrote:Isn't Kirks now owned by Coca-Cola?
Yeah, they bought it out a couple of years ago now.
avy wrote:Avril Lavigne or Jessica Simpson? for one night only.
Avril Lavigne is hotter, but Jessica Simpson would be better in the sack...gotta say Avril.
higashi wrote: What is the chemical difference between Coke and Pepsi?
H20%
funky wrote:Dwayne Bravo or Shane Watson?
Daniel Vettori.
socceroos_fan wrote:You would turn gay for this wouldn't you?

Who wouldn't?
funky wrote:You've already turned gay for that, haven't you...?
I'm not Marilyn Manson.
benjo wrote:So what you doing?
Answering all these questions.
benjo wrote:Did you know you have bad updog?
There's nothing wrong with my updog.
avy wrote:Is this part of s_f's elusive plan to seduce you?
Yeah. He's already cancelled his appointment with the plastic surgeon to get the facial reconstruction to look like Shannon Cole and he's now making appointments to look like Trent.
avy wrote:If you answer yes, will s_f go under the knife to look like Reznor?
It's a little creepy that I'd already written the above BEFORE I read this question.
heineken wrote:are you singing "Sweet home Alabama" all summer long?
Fuck no. I'm singing Karnivool at the moment.
marconi wrote:Iron Maiden: Overrated?
Their contribution to the metal movement as mainstays is unparallelled. But some people do overemphasise this.
socceroos_fan wrote:Is this guy epic hot?
Isn't Trent. No.
sammy wrote: i dont get it. who is that?
Not trent.
Nico wrote:How can you even question that?
He's doubting the way he was raised. A solid beating would solve this subversion.
Joffa wrote: What does Tea Leonie see in David Duchovny?
Hank Moody. I wish I was Hank Moody :lol:
heineken wrote:Are the burgers better at Hungry Jacks?
Better than McDonalds, yeah. Better than the fish and chip shop on clarendon st in south melbourne. No.
heineken wrote:Are you really "Eating Fresh" at Subway?
That lettuce was usually sliced at 6am, so no.
heineken wrote:Are Woolworths really the "Fresh Food People"?
Have you seen the size of their canned food section?
heineken wrote:Can you "Beat that taste", at KFC?
Go to subway.
heineken wrote:Have you ever stood at a bus stop/train station, drubk a can of solo, crushed the empty can under your foot and attempted to juggle it whilst waiting for the bus/train?
Actually, yeah. I did that today. I see the advertising ploys are working for Heiny.
avy wrote:What do Mark Bosnich, Fatboy Slim, Charlie Yankos, Powderfinger and 1200 Australians have in common?
They've all been fat fucks, are balding and all tried to grow a shitty little goatee, all been to some form of rehab and all have some investment in a football club. All in one lifetime :lol:
Joffa wrote: Who is Laurence Tureaud?
I pity the fool who doesn't knwo who Laurence Tureaud is.
heineken wrote:What are your thoughts on the current World Cup Groups, most notably Australia's.
We got a tough one, but it could be worse. England, Netherlands and Spain got pretty easy rides.
I'm pretty proud of my FM actually. It already drew Italy, New Zealand, Slovakia and Paraguay together. South Africa and Uruguay together. North Korea and the Ivory Coast together. Netherlands and Japan together. Spain and Switzerland together. The fact that it got a whole group correct is pretty cool.
Joffa wrote: What are your thoughts on thoughts?
People should have them a little more often.
funky wrote:Whose your favourite Jonas Brother?
The dead one.
heineken wrote:is it time Afro answered all these?
Getting to it. I actually have a job, and social life you know.
mus-28 wrote:What are your thought's on Prestige Worldwide? Do Huff & Doback have a viable product?
Not really. The books don't add up for the investment in the product and there's little return for the sizable financial outlay required to get the project off the ground and running, let alone showing a return for that investment.
avy wrote:As I just browsed this thread, who texted me 10 seconds ago?
Renee.
Thanks sammy, fucking over answering videogame questions.