What can you tell us about Atomic numbers?

How many times will Joffa bump it between now and 200 pages?

Is this thread getting worse and worse?

Or better and better, like a fine wine?

Even though we all know Joffa is not a human, but an automated bot, was he programmed to be this immature every now and then, or is he just malfunctioning?

Who was phone?

I have 3 apples and I take away 1, what is the weight of the sun?

Where is Afro?

Who?

Maxii, Scouse, Bowds, Dale?

Doc, S_Fan, Bonkers, Guest?

Aren't some of them here?

Well...I'm just answering your questions because you felt the need to bump this again.

A combination of boredom and stupidity I think. It's only ever bumped when I'm not around for a few days.

Kinda hung over, but that's just normal. Got a bit of a cough. And there's a funny smell coming from the kitchen.


A lifestyle of alcoholism, debauchery and drugs has caught up with him, he can't hold down a steady job and is now forced to beg for change.

A complex series of electrical circuits carry signals from a light sensitive diode to transfer fluctuating current into discernable electrical signals that correspond to physical movement. Fuckin' miracles.jpg

Minnie Mouse. The divorce judge thinks she's crazy, Mickey says she's fucking Goofy.

Because a mousse mouse would just be weird. Especially if it was a mouse mouse.



Gothe's play Faust can be seen as a metaphor in many regards for the film. A young man makes a deal with the devil, and a trade off of consequences v actions and short v long term reward. A theme which recurs in Apocalypse Now with almost distinct way-points in the plot.

And a slice of Lemon Mirangue pie if you could, thanks.

I tried juggling the Malibu bottle at work the other night. Didn't catch it quite right and dropped it on the second juggle. It didn't hurt, but it made a ruddy great noise even over the music.

Depends on how much people get their spam on, but I'd say it's a fair way away yet.

An atomic number is the number of protons found in the nucleus of an atom.

Probably every time. Though I wouldn't be surprised if Heineken got in on the act.

Australianantibullus saved the thread today. Otherwise, yes.

The only thing that this thread has in common with wine is that it's been out in the open too long and is going bitter and vinegar-y.

Joffa's always been malfunctioning. His primary directive is as a child nurturing stalk-bot.

Taco phone!

3A - 1A multiplied by X to the power of cake = 1.98892 × 10^30 kg

Working Hard. lolwut?

Not just any who, THE WHO!

Gold Coast, Brisbane, Gosford and Wollongong.

Sydney, Sydney mardi gras, dead, dead.

On a scale of 1-Chris Brown, how angry does it make you I actually paid for tickets to the Australia V Japan game.
Yes, regretting it bad.

apart from earth what is your favourite planet and why?

if you were able to choose a superpower what would it be and why, and how would you use that power?

Are EpicMealTime on youtube draining the worlds population of bacon and Jack Daniels SAOURCE!?

At least you'll be able to say you saw Kagawa in the flesh.


Explanation unnecessary.

My 'super-power' would be the ability to put my hand in my pocket and pull out WHATEVER I needed...and yes,, I'd use it for evil.

They're making me hungry. Very hungry. That is all.

Edited by afromanGT: 5/6/2012 11:48:27 PM

That is about my only consolation at this stage. I seriously bought tickets for myself, girlfriend, girlfriend's parents and my mum. What was I thinking!?

are you the messiah?

mr afro - what advice would you give to a man 3.5 weeks away from getting married?

Does the song - more so the film clip to 'Call on me' - Eric Prydz make you want to take up Yoga?

Has it also given you an appreciation of the quality of lycra?

Which is the hottest chick in the film clip?

With 2 games played, and a loss and a draw, where do you think Liverpool will finish this season? Better or worse than the 8th of last season?

What do you rank Leed's chances of promotion?

How's work going?

Nazi sympathiser aside, who is the strangest custemor you've had since working in your current bar?

Have you or your housemates or the Police found the junkie who stole your friends kid?

What makes you happy?

What makes you sad?

What makes you do a forward roll in the sand?

When you wake up in a morning, do you drink a coffee to wake you up or make you poop?

I have heard people say that getting your own name on the back of a replica shirt is lame. Your thoughts?

Who will be the EPL champions this season?

What 3 clubs will be relegated?

Who is currently your favourite football player?

Your advice in order to walk out of AAMI Park alive as an opposition fan of Melbourne Victory? :p

What are the 10 best things to do in Melbourne?


Edited by MidfieldMaestro: 28/8/2012 02:56:09 PM

Why am I so fucking sexy?

-PB

Have you ever had an out of body experience, and if the answer is yes, then whose body was it?

If you were abe to invent a word, what would that be and would your new word fill a gap in the English language?

Edited by Joffa: 28/8/2012 03:22:18 PM

How do you know when you have reached infinity and what is beyond infinity?

Is our universe really residing inside a giant snow globe or is there something else they're not telling us?

Seeing as we live ' Down Under' when we jump up aren't we really jumping down? Conversely whenever we climb down a ladder aren't we really climbing up?

Does this affect our bodies physiologically, psychologically, biologically or is just plain fucked?

In fact speaking of that when she's on top idn't she really on the bottom?

My head hurts....

When is an answer not an answer, when is a question not a question and when is a question an answer as opposed to an answer being a question?