Scrolling through the last page or so of the thread for the 1st time and seeing the many joffa questions I thought this maybe appropiate above on behalf of Heiny and others.

If I use a ruler to draw a line is it really a straight line or is it an arc?

Why does Joffa feel the need to start a new post for every question?

If I own a block of land how far down into the Earth can I claim to be my property? And how far up into the sky?

How would I determine wave celerity at a beach?

Can a organisation's structure be changed quickly? Why or why not? Should it be changed quickly? Explain your answer?

What is a step function?

A 15cm long cylindrical glass tube, sealed at one end is filled with ethanol. The mass of ethanol needed to fill the tube is found to be 9.64g. The density of the ethanol is 0.789g/mL. What is the inner diameter of the tube in centimetres?

What steps should I take to design a rotating steel shaft?

In addition to residual stresses and distortion in the final assembly, what other affects can occur in welding?

Do giant spider's bite affect you more than a small spider? and the same for scorpions?

Was just about to ask this. I'm guessing it's because his life satisfaction is directly paralleled to his post count.

:lol:

Actually it is because I was travelling in the car(boring when not driving) and I was posting on my phone.

What is the meaning of life?

What would you say to people who find you offensive?

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

Do you ever think that you should leave Fausting to people that can do it better than yourself, say someone like Scouse?

Why does notorganic have Maxi in his sig?

What is your personal opinion on Viper_0?

Do you personally agree with his opinion and political views?

If you had a harpoon and Viper_0 was in a room with you, what dimensions would the door be, and what brand of lock would you use on the door?

Would you install the lock yourself, or a locksmith?

Have you ever had to call a plumber for a plumbing issue?

Was the plumbers name Mario?

Did he wear a red hat?

Have you seen any female plumbers?

If you saw a dog driving a car, wearing a hat and smoking a pipe, what would you think?

Have you ever dropped the soap in the shower and clenched in anticipation?

What was your happiest moment in year 7?

What was your happiest moment in year 8?

What was your happiest moment in year 9?

What was your happiest moment in year 10?

What was your happiest moment in year 11?

What was your happiest moment in year 12?

Most enjoyable moment of the 2012 Olympics?

Have you read, or do you intend to read 50 shades of Grey?

If you had a child would you prefer them to be a boy or girl?

What would you name said child/children?

Best pizza topping?

Top 10 sitcoms and your favorite episode from each of these?

Just a very naughty boy.

No avdice. I'd just call you a sucker.


The only time you should have your name on the back of a replica shirt is if you share names with a player.

Chelsea.

QPR, Wigan and Fulham.

I don't have a single favourite individual. But I love watching Aguero play.

Wear a hoodie.

Get drunk, wake up hungover, get drunk again, Eureka tower, football, st kilda...it's all about the bars and restaurants.

Your eyesight is going.

Nup. I can't say I've ever had an out of body experience.

Everyone knows it would be an elaborate expletive.

Your brain gets sucked through your arsehole and you become a United supporter.

We're actually riding on the back of a giant turtle.

What's to say we haven't been confused for thousands of years and Australia is actually on TOP? Especially since the earth's magnetic field flows from south to north?

When you don't comprehend proper punctuation.

Fulhamkid wrote:

Do giant spider's bite affect you more than a small spider? and the same for scorpions?

I'd think that the effect of the bite would be more dependent on the potency of the venom than the size of the creature.

Benjo wrote:

What is the meaning of life?

To have more than the other guy.

Benjo wrote:

What would you say to people who find you offensive?

maxi wrote:

Benjo wrote:

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

Doesn't matter, they both fly backwards at this time of year.

notorganic wrote:

Do you ever think that you should leave Fausting to people that can do it better than yourself, say someone like Scouse?

I assusme you mean 'fasuting' in the homosexual closeted sense. Since you're the expert at closet homosexuality on this forum I guess I'll leave that call to you.


Crust's peri-peri topping is pretty wicked.

I can't think of 10 sitcoms that I like, let alone specific episodes to single out.

Edited by afromanGT: 28/8/2012 10:17:29 PM

Isn't this fun?

Who was the best Beatle?

Walking Dead or Falling skies?

Alright now this has been busting my balls. I need to find the date this has been published.
http://homepages.feis.herts.ac.uk/~comqtb/Grounded_Theory_intro.htm
I've find the author's but I need the date for a report.

Not today. I'm having a massive case of the "Can't be fucked"-s.


George Harrison


Walking Dead.

If you open the source coding in firefox you should be able to find a date stamp.

Who would win the greyhound race if Barcia Bale lined up against Fabregas?

If you open the source coding in firefox you should be able to find a date stamp.[/quote]


Well I've found this, but one of it's references is from 1997. Another curveball, I guess i'm going to have to find a new source.

Who is this spectator dude that seems to be stalking me?

The why are you doing it?

Should the government make it mandatory that all new houses be designed with air flow in mind, so that outside drafts can be allowed in the summer to efficiently cool our homes but then eliminated in winter so that so much energy in the form of heat isn't lost due to air leakage or is that just impractical/impossible?

What is the best and quickest way to burn 50kg of newspaper?

Why do so many dress shoes converge to such an impractical point at the toe?

Does a Kookaburra have a wide scanning view that instantly becomes an intense narrow focus on an object once it moves? If so can the Kookaburra focus intensely on two different objects on either side of it at once?

Worst invention ever?

Best invention ever?

What should be the best invention ever but isn't?

What should be the worst invention ever but isn?

Who was the best Doctor?

Bale would spend all race complaining about being hacked down by Adam.

I accepted the challenge and if I don't do it then I'll have 10 pages to go through the next time I come on. :lol:

I think houses in Australia are unaffordable enough as it is without even more expensive aspects being added to housing like that. It sounds great in theory but yeah...

Depends on whether you want it to look spectacular or not. I'm a big fan of the ol' kerosene and big flames.

The idea is to continue the lines from a thin-fit suit to compliment it with thin, pointed shoes.

I'll find a Kookaburra to ask. I'd be more interested to know what it does to its sense of balance having a wide focus out one side of its head and a narrow focus on the other.


The title of this patent is "animal toy," and he says it may be made of "wood" or "wood composites." That's right; the dude is trying to patent the stick.


PERSONAL JETPACK!

Is Arsene Wenger having a party? Should I bring my vodka, and the charlie?

donde esta la biblioteca?

v-neck or crew neck?

excuse my bluntness (any females here) - what do you recommend for a sexual move that i can use on my wedding night as an ace-up-my-sleeve surprise move, something she hasn't seen before but guarenteed to surprise & impress?

Why when backburning do they only burn the leaves on the ground and only backburn an area once? By doing this they kill all the leaves in the tree which dry out and fall on the ground fresh for fires in the summer.

What should be the maximum speed limit on a road that contains traffic lights?

What are your views on CSG mining?

Thoughts?
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I never got an answer to my question :(

I kinda need to know :(

/dissapointed_in_this_thread

-PB

Arsene doesn't seem like much of a party animal, but with a hooter like that you've got to take the charlie.

gire a la derecha y seguir caminando

Because I'm not a lad, I don't wear v-neck.

Dude, you gotta superman that ho!

So they've got something do do over the summer. I've lived most of my life in the city so I'm not really familiar with the ins and outs of back-burning, but I can't imagine setting entire trees on fire is entirely constructive nor practical.

Depends on if there's a school there. 80 if there isn't. 100 if there is. Gotta keep the fuckers nimble.

I have no fucking idea what it is. All I can find is what appears to be videogame jargon which doesn't enthuse me to find out.


I'd be interested to see whether that's just because they were already happier people BEFORE the blowjob :lol: I'm not going to argue with research like that, but there's little correlation between seamen and good health. Shit, there's more protein in an almond than in a load of cum.

CSG stands for Coal Seam Gas

Do you know where I can find financial details about rice bubbles?

Why do Powerade bottles have that plastic seal under the cap?

On the Kelloggs company's annual finance reports.

For the same reason that a lot of juices do - to stop it from going off. The caps aren't air-tight and because of the high sugar content it goes mouldy. Why they don't use the same kind of seal as Cola bottles, I'm not sure.

Usual mid-table disappointment.