Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?"
Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

I would never get myself into such a ridiculous position. If got had intended for me to climb large rocks, he'd have put in stairs.

NB: I don't believe in god.

:lol:

How would you feel if another thread like this was opened asking someone else questions?


Would you contribute?

Are there any forum members that you would like to hear from in particular?

People have tried before. I know scouse did. The threads died. I don't really care :lol:

The opportunity to give someone else a hard time? Who wouldn't love that.

No :lol:

What made you support Liverpool?

A few generations back one of my relatives was a Liverpool player, we've always supported Liverpool since. I remember as a kid telling my old man that "all the kids at school support Manchester United" and I got a clip over the ear and told "If you support United, you're not living in my house". :lol:

Will wenger actually buy a player this transfer window?

You'll sign a couple of players who won't be near the team for 3-4 years.

In a freak science experiment, your Girlfriend and your Mother have had their minds switched. The only way to switch them back is to have sex with one of them. Which one do you do?

Physical attraction to your mother is exactly what Freud was talking about. I'd do the girlfriend still.

:lol: we do have ryo and Joel Campbell:lol:

Who do you will win the superball

I assume that's meant to be "who do you think will win the super bowl".

Assuming that Justin Smith stays fit, it'll be the San Francisco 49ers.

The way Liverpool are, living in the backyard (if you're lucky) for a few years may not have been such a bad idea :lol:

But nice to see the love for them started at a young age

If I wasn't a Liverpool supporter I'd probably have been an Arsenal fan so I'd be miserable anyway.

What determines whether a tsunami appears as a wall of water, a series of breaking waves or just 1 big breaking wave.

If you were to murder someone, what would you use to kill them and why?

Any plans for Valentines Day?

Biggest turn offs in a girl? Turn ons?

Would it be a good idea for me to make a Facebook for uni?

Is uni really as good as people say, or is it really just going to suck?

Does time actually do anything to heal?

Favourite song right now?

How is life in general right now for you?

Why does being successful musician these days require people to dance almost completely naked and singabout sex with random men?

Why does my toe hurt?

Opinion on feminists?

The nature of the movement of the terrain causing the displacement of the water.

That depends entirely on who I wanted to kill. You'd have to tailor the method to the victim.

Valentines day is no different to any other day. If you truly love a person you don't need a arbitrary day to demonstrate it, where everything is significantly more expensive.

Biggest turn-offs in a girl would be bad teeth/breath, an inability to dress properly, and an inability to walk in the heels she's wearing.

Biggest turn-ons...I'm a sucker for certain eyes, a working knowledge of football, and a girl who knows how to read me.

Yes. You're going to have a lot of social events that are facebook oriented, it also makes it a lot easier to make friends. Studies show that generally people find a person without a facebook to be less trust-worthy as well.

Uni will be what you make of it. It's going to suck at times with deadlines, assignments, etc., but you'll have an awesome time if you want to.

Only if they put the stitches in right the first time.

Enjoying Puscifer's "Donkey Punch in the Night EP"
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Maynard's voice gives me ladyquakes.

Pretty good. Enjoying my new job, but I kinda fucked up the other night and left a key out in the bar at close :oops: Cardinal sin. I'm not used to working in a bar where people have access to it when the staff aren't there.

Tell that to The Black Keys' four awards at this year's Grammy's.

Wood-chopping accident.

Fucking annoying. Women would have had equality a LONG time ago if it weren't for annoying bitches like Germaine Greer spouting their crap. She's just too much fun to piss off to give women complete equality :lol:

So Hitler was a bad man because he was born in a time without facebook? :-k

Why do people think that doping is a new thing in Aussie sport ?
Why is af so bad these days

Nice use of Hempel's paradox :lol: Various 2012 studies found that people generally found an individual without a social media presence to be less trustworthy.

They're naive, foolish and living in the bliss of their own ignorance.

It's not getting any worse, people are just waking up to it.

Why can't penguins fly?

Why do QPR even bother?

Take your pick on who the victim is :lol:

Glory or Phoenix for the wooden spoon?

The mass of their body is greater than the down-force created by their wings.

Because they're professional sportsmen. They're competitive by nature and the day you aren't is the day you should retire. No team wants to run up a white flag. Ever.

They're still doing better than Sunderland in '06 and Derby in '08. Furthermore, making up 7 points in 12 games isn't unachievable.

:lol: I'd rather not disclose anything of that nature. "premeditated" is a dangerous word :lol:

Phoenix probably have the easier run home, but it'll come down to their H2H clash.

We all know that you mean notorganic ;)