Usually when people say "infertile" they say "in-fer-tul".

'Vitamin' and 'yoghurt' are the ones that shit me.

+1. good reason to watch the show. Plus I'm not bad at it :p

Practice. Practise. Wtf?

Something I thought of the other day:

The word aren't doesn't make sense. When you say, for example 'Aren't you going to do it?'... break it down. You are saying 'Are not you going to do it?'

Weird.

I'm not sure if this has been covered before but I'm bringing it up again:

"I seen steve last week"

No you didn't you saw him!

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Edited by Rocknerd: 15/10/2010 03:21:27 PM

Fuck that annoys me

The longer I stare, the more it pisses me off.

But the thing that pisses me off the most right now, is people who abbreviate 'you' and 'fuck'. "fuk u kunt" doesn't exactly lend any weight to your argument when you're too retarded to spell.

I agree that it pisses me off when people write 'u'. It really does.

Another reason 'lads' are such gangstas is because they go against everything said in this thread.

It's actually sad how they make an effort to have terribly bad grammar

people who shorten other to otha. IT IS ONE MORE LETTER, FUCK

I have the same argument with my mother all the time. She abbreviates "dad" to the Pikey "da". FFS.

Wot da fuk da ya av aganst r gramr ya fukhed !

That's not bad grammar that's bad spelling

U tryn 2 say im dum?

Some language you may uderstand

I fuckn willgo fuckn to fukn Newy ta smash ya Newy ars and fuk ya Sheila!

U sucha fukn stuped bogen mothaf!




Edited to look more gangsta!

Edited by raspberryticklebear: 28/12/2010 11:59:45 PM

No, it's just plane retarded is what it is.

What's a slizzard? Apart from being a word that rhymes with blizzard.

Fixed so it's even more retarded. I want to see how retarded those sentences can get.

Edit: 2 sentences, my bad.

Edited by Jets_Fan: 29/12/2010 12:35:25 AM

According to Google, it's a very sluttly lizzard. How they figured out what constitutes a slutty lizard I'm not quite sure.

Also, I actually agree that Newcastle is full of bogans. Good thing I'm from Sydney.

[size=1]Better not let the Coasties know I admitted that.[/size]

Some language you may uderstand.

Y'all I busta cap niknak paddywak fuka rap i fukn willgo fukn Newy ta bomb da knts fuk ya Newy ass ima ride da bitches fukem witches hittem real low fuk the flow take ya sheila become a deala ya heard!!?

Muddafuk chek yaself be4 u rek yaself!
BOOM!




Edited to lookgangsta!


Fixed so it's even more retarded. I want to see how retarded those sentences can get.

Edit: 2 sentences, my bad.



Edited by sanga1: 29/12/2010 01:35:24 AM

Sanga, you fail for using punctuation.

MOTHERFUkk!!

Damn me and my unilateral comprehensive mind FUKKK!!

That's what we call a glorified version of a 'lad', how we all imagine them to be rapstars, but the fact is, they have no talent whatsoever to even come up with a little rap line, they are only good for obsessing over it.

So nah, fail.

Spelling is a part of grammar.

Technically yes, but when thinking of 'grammar', i'd normally think more like the way you structure your sentences, not the way the words are spelt, or else i'd have said, 'that's bad spelling'.

When talking about spelling itself we normally just say 'spelling' instead of 'grammar'

Syntax is just one aspect of grammar. Disregard orthography at your own peril!

Its all about dat dere syntax, lexicology, morphology and dat other shit. Metalinguistically 'grammar' is deep jargon for the layman.

U mad?

I always thought of Grammar as the correct use of words in appropriate places, such as the appropriate uses of 'there', etc.

Syntax, obviously being the correct use of puncuation.

Spelling being self explanatory.

Ironically, bonkers, you've used lexicology and metalinguistics the wrong way around.

And "talkin lyk dis" being just retarded.

lol youre a bit off on a few things. BUT! I swore id never have to talk about this shit again once I finished school. This ends now.

I bet it doesn't.