I don't know what they're running this weekend but at a guess I'd say it will either be popped collars and tight jeans OR guys wearing fatties and tight t-shirts.

Lol is rats the REALLY indie one? I think im going to billboard saturday. What should I expect?

It does give your traditional shithole english pubs a quaint charm in comparison.

Absolutely. But it's fantastically miserable

The Tote has to be the most miserable venue in Melbourne.

Of course I prefer pretentious indie rock places and gigs, or just rocking out at the Tote...

Pony is far from the worst place in town. But the girls there are either like windsocks or frigid as.

I fucking loved Pony a few years ago when I was down there pretty regularly. It's the dank! The dank!

Ditch the tie. That shirt and dark jeans. Vans are for poofs. Wear Loafers. And fucking polish them #-o

Circus is awesome on a friday.
Marquee is probably the best pace on the list there.
Billboards is alright but they do Hard Kandy so the place is often full of dickheads.
Revolver is alright.
I don't know Neverland.
Odeon and Fusion are alright, but the bardenders are pricks.

Avoid Eurotrash, Rats and Pony and you should be fine.

BANG!, Next and DV8 are scene/emo/punk. Emo kids go to revolver, pony and Rats. All of which are shit.

And yes, if you go in there dressed in smart jeans and a casual shirt (untucked of course) they'll pretty well jump your bones on the spot.


Edited by afromanGT: 19/8/2010 10:39:40 PM

Hey, I'm a Brisbane guy, but Pony is full of easy girls who are easy on the eye. Just sayin'

I thought BANG was the place to go if you wanted indie/emo chicks.....

Pony is indie or emo sluts who will bang you on the spot. For free. I'll take the step down in class. ;)

Just go to Men's Gallery with a few hundred bucks......that's the life.

Just go to Pony if you're in Melbourne and get some trashbags to throw themselves at you.

The Doc Martens? ;)

I've no idea about any of the clubs or dress codes either, but the ones my mates (18-20) etc always go to are Marquee, Revolver, Billboards, neverland, Co and Fusion at Crown or just a pub crawl through the cbd at places like the elephant wheelbarrow, golden monkey etc.

I think im losing my clubbing virginity next week. Do I have to dress up? Cant I just wear black slim/skinny jeans, vans and a V-neck. How about instead of a V-neck something like this http://www.generalpants.com.au/store/mens/tops/arvust-uni-stripe-sh-1000021720.html +- a skinny black tie?

I have no clue... what clubs do all the younger people go to 18-19? I imagine certain age brackets flock to the same places?

They worry a few people, but when they see the somberero those fears are allayed.

It's Politix. Expensive shit. You could have done it for less than $600 but yeah...

Yeah it was expensive but the stuff is pretty good.

Its Politix- pretty sik stuff in there. Well worth it.

They'd wanna be some seriously good clothes.....I have a custom made suit that cost less.

:lol: it's all good, went down to politix today and got my gf to pick some stuff out 8-[

Ended up forking out like 600 for some good pants, a shirt, jacket and some shoes.

Nico- I think revolver is open all weekend, my mate won't shutup about it so I'm hoping it's not too bad.

My mankini/knee high Doc Martens combo seems to get me in most places

nice black pants and a nice button up shirt, nice black or if you pull it off those alegator shoes

I went out in Melbourne on the weekend. I don't remember it, but apparently it DID happen.

Revolver is open all weekend is it not?

Yeah, the main problem is that by the end of the night you'll smell like a gorilla in a barrel of bourbon, vomit and shark chum because of the heat.

And you look like a twat/pimp/every chick in there's dad.

You won't be picking up.

Suit whilst clubbing sucks. Too heavy and shit.

Afro spot on.

Yeah I was thinking basically just what afro said earlier, dress pants, shoes and a collared top/casual.

Oooooh. Thought so.

Carp