Pony is indie or emo sluts who will bang you on the spot. For free. I'll take the step down in class. ;)

I thought BANG was the place to go if you wanted indie/emo chicks.....

Hey, I'm a Brisbane guy, but Pony is full of easy girls who are easy on the eye. Just sayin'

Ditch the tie. That shirt and dark jeans. Vans are for poofs. Wear Loafers. And fucking polish them #-o

Circus is awesome on a friday.
Marquee is probably the best pace on the list there.
Billboards is alright but they do Hard Kandy so the place is often full of dickheads.
Revolver is alright.
I don't know Neverland.
Odeon and Fusion are alright, but the bardenders are pricks.

Avoid Eurotrash, Rats and Pony and you should be fine.

BANG!, Next and DV8 are scene/emo/punk. Emo kids go to revolver, pony and Rats. All of which are shit.

And yes, if you go in there dressed in smart jeans and a casual shirt (untucked of course) they'll pretty well jump your bones on the spot.


Edited by afromanGT: 19/8/2010 10:39:40 PM

I fucking loved Pony a few years ago when I was down there pretty regularly. It's the dank! The dank!

Pony is far from the worst place in town. But the girls there are either like windsocks or frigid as.

Of course I prefer pretentious indie rock places and gigs, or just rocking out at the Tote...

The Tote has to be the most miserable venue in Melbourne.

Absolutely. But it's fantastically miserable

It does give your traditional shithole english pubs a quaint charm in comparison.

Lol is rats the REALLY indie one? I think im going to billboard saturday. What should I expect?

I don't know what they're running this weekend but at a guess I'd say it will either be popped collars and tight jeans OR guys wearing fatties and tight t-shirts.