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That was a massive Jinx. I'm sorry.

y'know if England we'ere batting they'd be 40 without loss

Should be said, that is a superb take too. Paul Collingwood is easily the best fielder of this generation. Maybe AB Devilliers is close.

Here's the Ashes, thanks for coming out and hanging out in the sun and stuff

FMD Clarkey. You are useless mate.

Michael Clarke should have been dropped before the last test. He's a liability. Ponting is apparently even worse.

He should be close. But they won't. He's the next captain don't you know.

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He doesn't have the ability a captain needs - to be able to dig in and drag his team back into a game in which they're not even at the races.

Or the ability to bat.

Soft as shit too. Fuck him. White for Captain.

Entire new team except for Watson and Watson captain.

I reckon they should have a net session with the bowling machine.... without bats

Watson's just as soft as Clarkey, if not more so.

:lol: Watto's face when Clarke got out was fucking hilarious. Absolute Disgust. He must be getting bored of this.

whose worse to watch
A) The Australian Cricket Team
B) Sydney FC
C) Liverpool FC

At least Watto can bat AND bowl, not neither like Clarke.

Come on, Doc. That's like comparing two Ferraris that are running rough with a Lada Niva.

yeah i reckon aye... WOY OUT ;)

all out by lunch?

That is a stupid refferal Twatto.

This is just laughable. We don't deserve the Ashes. Take them England, just take them now.

Can we just treat it like a one day series and just not play the next 2 matches?

This is only the 9th time in test history that a side has been reduced to under 30/3 in their first innings in consecutive matches.

Smith gone for 7. If ever there was a time for another 300 run Haddin/Hussey partnership this is it.

69/5

And to think the Aussies were glad Broad got injured.

It'll take a 500 run partnership to save this game.

I say Bring Warnie in as captain and bring in a team of U23's for the next 2 matches. Can't do any worse than this.

Absolutely. At least they might have some pride.