Go easy. Shes got to put food on YOUR table and shes not gonna get that fucking me for free.

That'd be a swing and a miss calling my estranged mother a whore.

lol at you telling sooooo many people before their mother didnt love them as a child and they werent hugged enough. :lol:

It's not that my mother doesn't love me as a child, it's that we have a difference of opinion and lifestyle now that I'm older.

But whatever assumption you need to make to feel like you win the argument.

Im going to assume you failed her.

I win. \:d/ \:d/ \:d/

Failed her? I don't fail, it's not like I'm not your father's condom.

Edited by afromanGT: 31/3/2011 12:09:09 AM

TAMW: A guy in my course who always speaks with really complicated language doesn't know how to spell the word cooker.

If you did arts, that man would be paid to teach you.

TAMW the college drunk is better at cricket than everyone.

TAMW the bouncer at the pub thinks your licence is fake because the ACT don't have their own licences.

But...it IS fake, isn't it? :P

TAMW you ask your fiancee to delay a wedding 1 month so you can visit New York when Man United are in town to play a game

TAMW a friend on facebook (2 years younger) is carrying on about how much he likes his missus, when you've been there and done that. Literally.

Had this happen except with a work colleague. Now we all work together and they are married.

Let's just say he's not my biggest fan .... \:d/

awkward.

TAMW you're listening to your ipod and start to sing out loud, forgetting that no one else can hear the music...

Not really. Not for me anyway.

I always make a point of saying hello when they are walking together. It stirs him up

you should rub your cock when you walk passed them next time. :lol:

Especially when it's on the train...so EVERYONE can year you and notices.

Reminds me of another moment. Funnier, rather than awkward. But a 'mate' of mine had this huge crush on a chick I was tapping and he's had a few drinks and goes "I'd never hook up with her because [afro] got with her first. First in best dressed."...and I'm sitting there thinking "yeah, I guess that explains why she's telling me you've been putting moves on her when I'm not around..." It gets funnier still because she thought he was gross.

It makes me lol that you alway shave some kind of 'fucked up' suggestion like this, but never have the cajones to do it yourself.

Ive never had the opportunity to rub my cockin front of ausmojos workmates so you cant even say that.

You'd think that just once, bonkers would act his age instead of like an 8-year-old.

But I guess that's the only way he can attract the pedos.

Pretty happy this is the case

That didn't sound hypocritical at all :roll:

The awkward moment you are blasting Bullet For My Valentine and bible bashers come to your door.

They weren't impressed. :lol:

It only sounds hypocritical if you're looking for a fucking fight.

I'm not trying to pick a fight at all mate, but you certainly are with Bonkers all the time.

Who do I seem to be attracting EVERY time I post? :lol:

The care bears? Fucked if I know.

Your implication that it's me doesn't really fly when I spent most of yesterday avoiding your drivel only to find it reached saturation point.

BAAAAACK TO TOPIC,

TAMW at training.

"Hey, you guys got any, like, special moves?"

"Yeah, that's what we just did."

"Ahhhhhhh..."

this is becoming my favourite gif lol