TAMW You're standing at the urinal and realise you really need to do a crap.
TAMW You feel like you need to piss but can't because you've held it so long.

TAWM youre staring into space and space just happens to be a womans breats/tits/crotch/etc.

TAWM some guy is taking a shit with headphones blaring and the toilet door open in a huge changing room. WTF.

TAWM you realise its actually TAMW.

TAMW when the song is actually louder than you think and everybodys looking at you.

TAMW a girl is actually coming on to you. There must be a God

Glasses fetish.

TAMW you didn't even notice that marconi had reached legend status.

TAMW you ask a friend how their family is going so you can tell them your wife is Pregnant and they tell you that they have split with their second wife.

TAMW Chelsea can't find the receipt for Torres.

..and store credit isnt an option.

Mate I'll have you know I have top of the range Morrissey glasses, chicks dig em

They still need a receipt if it's not as advertised, don't they?

I need to get me a set of specs. Fucking uni - ruining my eyes.

TAMW there's one white girl who hangs out with a whole big group of fobs

TAMW when you and all your pakeha mates know all the words and moves to Nesian 101.

TAMW the attractive bank teller sees how much money you don't have.

TAMW your glasses break as soon as you boast about them

Consequentalism right there

I'll give them a dollar for him.

Karma. Consequentialism would be if you said how great your glasses were, and then you sat on them and the arm stabbed you in the leg.

Karma. Consequentialism would be if you said how great your glasses were, and then you sat on them and the arm stabbed you in the leg.[/quote]

if that happened...:lol:

He could help you with your daily chores, afro. You should look into it - he'll have picked up the skills of orange cutting and boot cleaning soon enough.

I'd make him do my washing.

TAMW when the english teacher starts making jokes about people's last essay's.

That's my maths lecturer 95% of the time.

TAMW someone says they don't know who the Foo Fighters are, and they're actually being serious :shock:

This happened to me on Tuesday. Bought Wasting Light and we met my brothers girlfriends brother at the train station as he got in. He asked what was in the JB HiFi bag...I said 'the new Foo Fighters album, do you like em?' 'Nah, are they a new band?'.
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Go back to Cootamundra you hick.

Well...it is Wagga 8-[

I actually had someone ask me who Led Zepp were once.

Cootamundra to us is what Wagga is to you big city folk. :p

TAMW when u start listening to a hiphop song called the n song and u turn around and theres a car full of sudanese

Wagga has a JB?

You deserved that.

yep i did afro my face and there faces were priceless! one time i was in car with my mates and they were playing some white power songs and up comes a car load of chinese in a mitsi lancer to say the look on there faces was a sight to behold !i even said white power to em as a joke

How have you not been stabbed? According to darwin you should be dead by now.

well i have been beaten to a pulp but not stabbed , shot at , all the things associated with all being a gang member typical western subrubs youth :p