TAMW: You go shake hands but the other person's thumb doesn't hook onto your's so you end up shaking their upper arm or wrist.

TAMW: You put your hand up to ask the tutor a question and he walks over and wraps his arm around your shoulder while he asks what your question is.

Touchy feely?

TAMW John Key crashes your handshake :lol:

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TAMW someone sits down next to you on the bus

TAWMW In rehersal for drama production, when all of the cast are supposed to be shocked by a dramatic reveal of the bad guy, one of the guys screams (trying to fit it into the shocked reaction) but the scream is so loud and high pitched everyone just stops and stares at him.
TAWMW also rehersal, i have a very stage grapping rockstar moment line, screw it up, shout 'stu-aaaaaaah no fuck! thats no right'

TAMW my brother's ex-girlfriend starts to talk to me on facebook.

TAMW
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Conversely,
TAMW: For what ever reason your hands are a tad on the sweaty side or you've just eaten something oily and you don't know whether to give a really shit handshake or very obviously wipe your palms whilst the other guy stands there arm outstretched waiting

Very obviously wipe your hand IMO, or politely decline. Depends.

Lol at that boner vid :lol:

I'd rather someone conspicuously wiped their hands to show that they're aware of the fact and respect you enough not to be a filthy git. I do that if my hands are wet. If your hands are greasy or covered in sauce or something it's better to politely decline than wipe it on your pants though.

I dont shake peoples hands cause people are groce.

Bit of a social faux pas to satisfy your own paranoia.

Can confirm I lost my shit at that vid mus posted :lol:

TAMW it turns out a chick knew all this stuff about you not because she asked mutual friends about me, but because she internet stalked me.

Edited by catbert: 8/11/2011 04:40:54 PM

Just shows she wants you bad enough to stalk you, if she's hot get her

she's average i guess, nothing to shout about though. Personality wise, i hardly know her.

Edited by catbert: 8/11/2011 04:58:50 PM

Can confirm that's not a good thing. Run away from that shit.

TAMW your whole family is fighting because someone forgot to tell someone else my uncle died. Y'know, because chinese whispers is the main fucking agenda today. Fuck people are retarded.

Happens in my family all the time. The fighting bit i mean.

TAMW the blonde chick refers to the 2nd world war as 'the Holocaust War' in a speech.
Collective facepalms all round

Holocaust? More like LOLocaust!

That awkward moment when your ex who doesnt know they are an ex sits down with you and your current.
Solution: go to bar buy a drink and wait there to see who is left standing.

That awkward moment when you and a mate are checking out hot chicks at Circular Quay and he says "Wow!Look at her!She's just like my sister!"

Epic bump/10

TAMW you go to kiss a girl on the cheek to say 'goodbye' and she goes for it. Awkward for half a second.... Then happy times.

TAMW you miss having bonkers around on the forums.

This is assuming he's not still here as someone else, which is entirely possible.

TAMW your team bus gets stuck under a banner on the finish line of the 1st stage of the Tour De France....and there is 5k's of the race to go



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I heard of "parking the bus" before but this is ridiculous!!!!

Edited by UnitedGal: 30/6/2013 02:20:01 AM

I'm trying to remember if this was the girl I spent a year in a relationship with and ended up crazy for :lol:

Blimey that feels like an age ago

Given the size of this bump I might hazard a guess at whom he might be :lol: