You sound like Pele in "Escape to Victory" lol... "you give me the ball here, I do this, this, this, this, this goal..... easy"

My favourite tactic is putting the ball in the net more often than the opponent haha

Hahahahahaha!

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

My manager said back when he played he would have a big night on the garlic and booze the night before a game so he wouldn’t be marked so tightly the next day 

Hahahha poor KK, copped a 3 week suspension just for flirting... what's wrong with this world?

I love threads like this. Start out with such hope and end up taking the usual off beat path 😂

Just helping him out with a prostate exam.

I am not a fan of this but could secret of SMH's success!

Triggered.

Ange's batshit 4-2-2-2 with dual false 9's at MV was a blast for the 5 games that it worked.

The dive.

I think we played in the same team 😁

The Turks had a decent team all round... Was really the first time I was disgusted by a Brazilian team., which up until then where absolute gods of football to me.... and then came Neymar the sister f#cker. Hahahahaha

We had a bloke for years who was very good at getting away with this.  We were not a very good team. 

That match was a disgrace. 

Nothing beats a quick kick off, RB Salzburg scored a goal with everyone pushing forward within the first 10 seconds of the match.

Although dirty a tactical foul is a good tactic too.

I watched this at a Turkish mates place hahahaha his cousin threw a glass ashtray and cracked the old Sony Trinatron in disgust. We had to watch rest of the game on a portable 12inch job with a folding aerial. Hahahahsh what a memory.

Injure their star player behind the play inside the first minute.

On that.  Taking the throw well behind the line to get it in quickly.  There's no limit as to how far back you can throw it from so take advantage.  Loads of times if you're 4 or 5m behind the line and you can see the opportunity throw it in from where you are.  2 things can then happen.  One, they're not ready for that and two, you get a quick breakaway.

Quick free kicks.  The best time to shoot on goal is when everyone is disorganised and the free has just been given.  Every man Jack thinks he's Ronaldo in the lower leagues when their success rate is about 1 in 100.

If I ever coach a team again I'll be telling my players to tell the ref they don't want 10 and to smash is as soon as is practicable.  (Particularly because the GK is usually standing on a post trying to organise his wall.)

Same for corners.  If you've made a quick break and it's gone out and you have 2 players in the box and they're madly trying to get back, get it in there.  Why are you waiting for them to get 8 players back into the box and mark the posts, your strikers and anyone else that's hanging around. 

So many missed opportunities.  

This is a great one 

Big Sam Brexitball

Talking on the pitch is underestimated. 

Banter, always gets the soft loose cannons.

The quick long throw into empty space behind the defenders. The lower in the leagues you go - and if you have a pacy forward - the more this countlessly works. 

Favourite in a love-to-hate-it kinda way.

Thats not very inclusive of you Paulie...  only the "ethnics" would get the reference. lol

Calling out shoot farken!

Scoring more goals than the other team.

And good triangling.