I don't know about you but I wouldn't be overly excited about a splurge of goo in my mouth either way.

Mad friendzone lunch/uni hang today. So much sexual tension but that's just her :lol:

Sounds like it's happening every Thursday which will be interesting :lol:

Spending $600 on a weekend to visit two girls... both friends...


copped gobz off their mate in Van, so it's impossible to make any headway now :lol:

Headway :lol:

Was chuffed when I thought of that :lol:

So last night I bought home a bird with natural G-cups...the world needs to know! They're fucking amazing. :lol:

No offense implied, but do you have trouble maintaining relationships with women?

-PB

Only the ones he hooks up with in vans. It's kind of hard to maintain a relationship with a girl you promised candy to with the police banging on the door.

Friendships, no issue, ive always been able to maintain female friendships very well. Actual relationships is a very different story :lol:

I feel like that's fairly obvious. However it's not a situation that bothers me at the moment.

You're such a slut, EG.

Tbh when I hear of tits that big I just picture a fat girl. is she skinny with said mega tits?

I thought this was gonna be a thread full of blokes who were gonna whinge about not getting root from a friend cos they were awkward as fuck.

Glad it's not the case.

You've just shown up on the wrong day.

She's a dancer.

The best.

:lol: They do all the work for you :lol:

"You think you're the one who makes me cum? You wanna know who makes me cum? I make me cum!" -Jim Jefferies.

"...ALL THE FUCKED UP THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD MAKE ME CUM!!! You're just the vessel I shoot it into."

You said slut, obligatory video:
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Since you fucked up the youtube embed I assume you meant to post this:
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Feckkkkkk

Yeah that

Good because I find it a little funny how some guys assume that being nice mean they are obligated to cop a root.

Be an arsehole, it works. Don't waste time being nice. Legit doesn't work.

Gotta pick your audience, but yeah... Sadly this is often true

Thank you. You don't get special privileges for being nice, you should just be doing that anyway.

It works on a lot of girls, yes, but it's hardly going to be a happy thing if you're looking for long term. Being nice actually does work though.

Flat out being an arsehole doesn't work. It's all about how you're an arsehole. Back-handed compliments and witty arseholedom are necessary.

Been on a harsh reality trip. Learnt the hard way when I was younger. Haven't looked back since being the arsehole. Of course if you want to have a relationship you need to be nice. I was talking purely pick up point of view.

Also, you have to understand the nice guys angle. He likes a girl and as a result he portrays media aspects of what women want from a man. Which is flat out bullshit. Of course women will give you a Prince Charming picture when in reality they want a broken down dead beat of a man who is nothing but abusive.

No shot. I don't mean go up to the woman, call her a scum dumpster and knife her in the abdomen.

Depends where your going with it all. Nice starts to work after you have secured the initial attraction and feelings begin to develop. Before that asshole away, within reason of course.

Pretty true. Usually proceed to dominate , do my thing and that is that. Pisses me off how the majority of the time if the sex is shit it is pointed out to be the guys fault. Newsflash a lot of women are terrible boring in the sack.