An all new feature for The Rumour Mill where we expose some of the dickhead attempts to get into the Rumour Mill.

First up we have what we strongly suspect is PazzInter's ludicrously elaborate attempt.

Whispers around town that Tony Sage's business dealings with Roman Abramovich could be about to pay dividends, with the talk of a Brazilian being something of a smokescreen. Roman's contacts in the motherland have provided Glory with access to a quality striker with pace and just hitting his prime. Bit of a hidden/unearthed gem by all accounts. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vadim_Antonov It IS just a rumour, but a strong one, and seems to be growing.

Check out the link - he actually went to the bother of creating a fictitious wikipedia entry. Aside from the nonsense Perth Glory-Chelsea link, the devil is in the detail, pazza.

1) Pay attention to the way clubs are listed on wikis. You got yours wrong.
2) It might have been slightly more believable if you had his first club within 1000 miles of where he was brought up.
3) Don't gild the lily - 81 goals in 111 games in the last three years. And he's about to sign for Perth Glory at the age of 28. Yeah. Right.
4) Most importantly, don't create the wiki page just seconds before submitting the rumour...and certainly don't make it using a name very similar to your login here.

FourFourTwo Twat Factor: 8/10


Edited by Kevin Airs: 28/7/2009 11:22:16 PM