FourFourTwo Twat Factor: 8/10

I say this comes a place for "rumours that coulda been" or to that effect. Perhaps a month or 2 after they were submitted and its blatantly obvious they have no chance of being correct.

Theo Walcott to Sydney FC was a gem. Guest knows what im talking about. :P

Not just Guest. That was hillarious.

Remember the image you got when Kevin admitted to jumping around like a lunatic at a Duran Duran concert? That was us. :lol:

While this rumour is nonsense, I saw an article in the paper a month back which said that Roman had recently brought a share in a mining company in WA, one which had a small connection to Tony Sage.

I remember Mitch of Belmont writing the rumour that Terry McFlynn was going to Crystal Palace.

An all new feature for The Rumour Mill where we expose some of the dickhead attempts to get into the Rumour Mill.

First up we have what we strongly suspect is PazzInter's ludicrously elaborate attempt.

Whispers around town that Tony Sage's business dealings with Roman Abramovich could be about to pay dividends, with the talk of a Brazilian being something of a smokescreen. Roman's contacts in the motherland have provided Glory with access to a quality striker with pace and just hitting his prime. Bit of a hidden/unearthed gem by all accounts. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vadim_Antonov It IS just a rumour, but a strong one, and seems to be growing.

Check out the link - he actually went to the bother of creating a fictitious wikipedia entry. Aside from the nonsense Perth Glory-Chelsea link, the devil is in the detail, pazza.

1) Pay attention to the way clubs are listed on wikis. You got yours wrong.
2) It might have been slightly more believable if you had his first club within 1000 miles of where he was brought up.
3) Don't gild the lily - 81 goals in 111 games in the last three years. And he's about to sign for Perth Glory at the age of 28. Yeah. Right.
4) Most importantly, don't create the wiki page just seconds before submitting the rumour...and certainly don't make it using a name very similar to your login here.

FourFourTwo Twat Factor: 8/10

THIS IS BULLSHIT! WHERE DID YOU HONESTLY GET THIS FROM KA!?!?!??!?!!!!!!!!
I NEVER MADE A WIKIPAGE OR CREATED A RUMOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, Kevin Airs likes to just make shit up just to see what the forumites will make of it and see if they'll turn on eachother. Because he's got nothing better to do...not like he's running the news articles on a website or anything.:-"
And how convenient that the article has been removed so we can't look back and go "well, it does say "Pazza_Inter" is the article's author. Must be someone trying to frame you...

:shock: Maybe it was me?!:shock:

Someone is defs trying to frame me...

Someone is defs trying to frame me...

Someone is defs trying to frame me...

Someone is defs trying to frame me...

It's YOU!! You're the one trying to frame him aren't you?! :-$It's ok, I won't tell anybody:-"

Are you seriously trying to suggest that someone has nothing better to do than pretend to be you and make a fool of you??!!
You're making such a big deal of it it must clearly be you. Because if it were me who people were having a go at. I'd be going back, and making the page look realistic for a laugh.
And I think most people on here would rather find you and egg your house than pretend to be you making a fool of yourself on the interweb.

But lets look at it from another perspective. If you infact DIDN'T make up the wiki page, you still submitted the rumour, this kevin has obviously confirmed since you must be logged in to submit a rumour.........So you are seriously trying to tell us that you were stupid enough to believe the fake wiki article and make a rumour about it.

:shock:Who told you? i mean, er I don't know what you're talking about8-[

He can do that perfectly well himself.

It would be more belivable if wasn't written like a 2 year old chipmunk.

Moreover, you have to be logged in before you can submit a rumour.

Um...... no you don't....

(not yet anyway)

And who says you HAVE to support the EPL if you're anglo and not allowed to support any other team/league?

You're making a lot of wild assumptions there afro.

thankyou The Web Guy, suck my balls afromanGT

One day, but you know... things to do and all that.

I just figured some kind of patriotism on his part wouldnt' have hurt him too much...

They deserve just as much attention OK?!?!

My roots are Scottish and Irish. If I was to be somewhat "patriotic", i wouldn't go for an EPL team anyway.

Um the Archie Thompson to Portsmouth rumours deserve a mention i think

how about the Viduka to PSV rumour?

how about the Viduka to PSV rumour?

I was sure Mr. Rafferty would be found here.

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I was sure Mr. Rafferty would be found here.

I was sure Mr. Rafferty would be found here.

Nah he be wiping toilet bowls elsewhere.

I see you guys have found home pretty quickly. Dickheads!

you seem fairly defensive. Are you OK?

Late contender for this month's award...Blyth Spartan.

Fabiano has been flattened with the news that he is to serve a twelve week suspension for the spitting incident against Adelaide last weekend.

Melbourne Victory are bound to be upset at this decision,and will feel perhaps heavy duty justice has been applied.

This article has been provided by: Blyth Spartan of Australia

Sent in a) After it was already the banner headline on the front page which rather clearly mentioned b) it was only nine weeks.

But at least he got the club right.

changed the picture of your dog i see. whats up with that anyway?

EDIT: The only other rumour I can think of that is genuinely worthy of being in here was the Theo Walcott to Sydney FC one about 12 months ago. Got deleted within minutes of being posted. It had a fake article that would have been at least 500 words. :P

500 words AND, It wasn't submitted by me:P lol

Is there no end to the irony? TWGF guys gravitate towards the dickhead corner. Says it all.

Lucky PazzaInter now has company. It was only a matter of time Blyth.

Hes played futsal for australia too so he probably wouldnt be a VISA player either. We still havent taken into account though that the person who submitted this rumour is the inaugral dickhead.

(even though it is bullshit)

Yes I have

After tearing up the VPL this season Fa'arodo has been tipped for a return back to the big leagues following his self imposed 3 year exile after being sacked by Perth Glory.

As poster boy for the Blue Sharks, the nickname of "The Solomon Islands National Football And Unceramouis Vagitation Involving Sea Turtles Of Last Centuries Modern Day Equivalent That Is David Beckham National Sport Football Team", he realises that a return to the big league would further cement football in his homeland as one of the most important least important priorities in the Solomon Islands.

Fa'arodo feels he has the pace and ability to beat his man stating on his website, funded by local politician Sunong Hasadulo, "Yes. I cannot refuse the $1 extra coleslaw with my meal you are offering me my good sir". Clearly a man whose ready to rock and or roll.

Henry Fa'arodo, or Henson as hes known amongst teamates and players in his team, has expressed great interest in signing for GCU since hearing about their emergence. Stating on his website, henryfaarodosoccerplayerofmassfrustration.com.si "they are a new club, david palmer appreciates my wing play, miron bileburger has offered me a 6 year play as you pay contract, they are looking forward to hasing me, im am looking forward to having me, them, also. It is a good time in my career to step up a level for a new challenge, my strive for success and tendancy for failure drives me forward, i know i lack size and dominance off the park but as far as im concerned it is not an issue. I see many small people off the park. I see little kids, in the street. I see chinese people, koreans, indians, white people, black people, fat people, like mr palmer, but i still embrace them for who they are or were before they are what they are now, i love life. i love football. The challenge of mitsubishi a-league is where im am most passionate of. David and Miron see this in me. thats why i have a contract. Thats how come im talking now. to my website." fa'arodo told his website.

Henry will row in from SI by private chartered canoe on monday to sign his conract with the aid of a ball point pen.

Close sources have discovered that North Queensland are expected to announce their new marquee signing of Eto'o next week. It is understood they have been in close contact with Eto'o for a very long time. His refusal to join some Uzbekistan side for mere millions was apparently because he wanted to wait and sign 'Down Under'. North Queensland FC are disgusted that Gold Coast United are represented as 'tha new bling' of the A-league and captured Eto'o in retaliation. As North Queensland owner Don Matheson said, "We have money too".

Eto'o was originally going to sign for Perth Glory, but they had no more room in their foreign player allowance. Tony Sage shouted, "James Robinson is the most exciting international player ever to set foot in our club. We're not going to sell him for some wannabe football player with an apostrophe in his last name. It's just not cricket."

Yeah. I get tired and blank at 4am in the morning.

your mum says it all!

Yeah. I get tired and blank at 4am in the morning.

As opposed to 4AM in the afternoon ?

Lame. I've heard better comebacks from six year olds.