Lol... Surely not :lol:

I think it's because you're being a bit of a dick personally.

Edited by KenGooner_GCU: 4/5/2013 02:39:23 AM

Replace the is with as and on the money ;)

Edited by general ashnak: 4/5/2013 02:05:16 AM

In b4 another Dan Brown novel.

all the triangles.

god is illuminiati

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:lol: not an easy one to take for Christians.... I wonder why ;)

Translation: It wasn't funny

Total Perspective Vortex

Most Christians are trinitarians, as shaky as the logic behind it is.

There's a great image of Jesus praying with the caption "Are you there, God? It's you, Jesus"

When will people understand that Jesus =/= God ffs.
They are 2 completely separate entities and are not one and the same.

It's a piss-take on the notion that no matter how big the universe is, there's a god that cares about what kind of person you are and the sexual thoughts that you have.

:lol: I understand their theology and BERT stance at a basic level, just not sure how they see jerking it

Can you please explain the joke to me in plain language, Notor? <3

The Uniting Church use grape juice instead of wine for communion. They have a pretty liberal interpretation of the bible.

Edited by notorganic: 2/5/2013 11:57:11 AM

Because it's funny, and even funnier in the context that it's presented.

And yes, the diagrams are a brilliant representation of the sheer massiveness of the observable universe, and there's not much reason to believe that what we can observe is anything more than a drop in a universe bigger than our puny minds could ever fathom.

I agree. Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to defend that particular view, I'm just stating it.
I'm not sure how that conclusion is drawn biblically but it certainly has been by the more conservative amongst the Christian tradition.

Not sure that's how the Uniting Church would see it, I'm not really familiar with how they see this kind of stuff.

Seems to me, especially these days, that there is every posibility she may never be someones wife. I don't see how it can be necessary to predict the future in this.

I am going to take this literally and masturbate with my left hand only...

Why turn this into a religious thing anyway? I thought the diagrams were brilliant and a great representation of Earth's real significance in the universe. If anything it had me thinking more in terms of whether or not there is life on other planets. That's far more interesting.

Notor, great diagrams, wrong conclusion.

Nope, because she will probably be someone's wife one day... And you'll be someone else's husband one day, so that shit aint on ;)

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So lusting after a married woman is bad, but having a toss thinking about a single woman would be OK?
Just checking.

It is actually simpler than that, don't engage in deep and undivided lustful desire of the wife of another man.

Sorry afro that is not a good example. Before you go searching that story is the one that is used in the other Gospels as well. The language used in the writing is actually the same as that used when talking about coveting. It is not condemning desire, it is condemning immoral desire.

I think it means Jesus is a tall motherfucker.

:lol: Ray Comfort

Still can't believe he challenged Dawkins, that would have ended about as well as the Pell/Dawkins debate :lol:

Ray Comfort is very disappointed with you and your eternally damned soul.

Edited by Notorganic: 2/5/2013 12:34:02 AM

Someone sig that please! :lol:

In all seriousness though. I think he is simply condemning lust, he never says don't shake it 3 times.

Therefore, if someone was to think of/ look at a fridge and masturbate, that would be okay. Whether its impossible to separate lust from the act, I don't know, but that would seem like the only possible way...

I'm not 100% sure on that, but that's my understanding.

What do you think about when you masturbate, Farrand93?