This kitchen makes good use of space.

Erotic scene? Please. As if they even make those anymore.

Also, fingers on the underside of the saucepan? Surely that's come straight off the hotplate because she's clearly taste-testing the contents, so she must be burning herself. The only other hypothesis is that this is some sort of staged erotic scene, but that's clearly ridiculous.

A slightly wobbly job with three screws and the instructions missing?

Just give this thread of the year now :lol:

Your in luck. For a limited time only you don't need 10000 credits, we can get you a LEGENDary mk5 for 9000 credits.

Holy crap, there is a MK5. Since when? I need to upgrade.

:lol:

Ahhhh yes. You are reffering to the bowden draw catch MK5. One of his finest moments.

She can damage my wood anytime.

Also, those heels on those draw handles. Idiot. She's going to damage the wood and the handle.

Loose items of clothing next to a cooktop? Sitting with bare skin on a counter used for preparing food? 0/10, would not bang.

What kitchen?

You problem is you paying attention to the wrong thing.

Are those draws the type that have those magnets on them so they do not bang and damage your cutlery when you close them?

I really enjoy the dark mahogany finish in this kitchen.
The dynamic white counter tops create a great contrast that make the tiny space seem larger....
Something about it catches my eye.

Taps hovering off the ground, hotplates turning inside out and the dishwasher and fridge engage in an amusingly graphic mating ritual.

Do we get free quotes?

Tonight, on A Current Affair...

More like they come to update your kitchen but then ruin it and leave without an explanation.

-PB

Do Bowdens install the appliances too? Or is that an extra fee?

Love me some island benches

Great thread.

Having dealt with their furniture, I don't think you could call it a "steady" job.

I for one am impressed that you've finally found a 'steady' job.

:lol: =d>
Randoms reading this forum would think we all hate the bloke and not just the company he works for :lol:

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Brilliant call.

I already got Bowden kitchen 2013, so I'll think I'll just wait for 2015 before I she'll out the cash again

Too bad you can't download a kitchen for free without installing Origin into your house!

Except he'll charge the same modest fee next year to install the same kitchen, and the year after that...

Don't worry, Bowden does free deliveries and installs your new kitchen for a modest fee.